Captain Falcon in Toon Link's body knocked into his counterpart Toon Link. The two of them stared at each other for a moment.

"Ganondorf, did you just say... poyo?" Toon Link gasped when he realized the truth. Ganondorf smiled happily and giggled, looking around for something to eat. 'Lucas' was watching the whole scenario.

"Yes, Kirby is indeed in Sir Ganondorf's body," Lucas remarked. The three Links glared at him.

"By the sounds of the way you just talked, you clearly aren't Lucas." Young Link sighed. 'Lucas' rolled his eyes.

"Of course I am! How can you not think I am the one and only Meta-err... okay fine, I'm Meta Knight in Lucas' filthy human body." Toon Link stared at him in amazement.

"How'd you get Lucas in that machine? Even Ness tried to get him in but he keeps cowering under his bed!" Toon Link laughed. Older Link couldn't stop staring at one of himself, suddenly in the body of Captain Falcon.

Ganondorf's laugh echoed in the room as the pink puffball joined the group. Kirby looked at him in amazement. "I see you are all shocked to see me like this, eh? Well, let me explain..."

Meta Knight growled. "Not right now, doofus!"

"It all started when Kirby and Lucas were looking at the Brawl Tier List in Master Hand's office-" Ganondorf paused. "I.. guess this isn't something I should be mentioning and instead I should use my new powers as Kirby!" Meta Knight was about to respond but instead tried to pull Kirby back away from the group.

"Argh, not... strong... puff... low tier... gah!" He struggled as he pulled the heavyweight Gerudo who was busy eating a package of chocolate bars. Ganondorf slowly opened his mouth and began inhaling like a vacuum cleaner.

"Oooowaaaahhh!" Captain Falcon exclaimed as he and the 3 Links were sucked into Ganondorf's mouth. Pondering for a moment, he then swallowed the four of them, but it made no difference to his appearance. Kirby choked on a piece of chocolate.

"That Bottom Tier scum. When will he learn?" Meta Knight grumbled as he made sparks fly from his hand. "Hm... it does seem a bit interesting to be Lucas, not that I wanna be him, but-"

"Meta Knight! Quit talkin' to yourself and get us outta here!" Young Link yelled.

"Yeah, I dun wanna be here anymore!" Captain Falcon cried. "It's creepy here!" Meta Knight took one glance at Ganondorf.

"Sigh, you know, I think I'm just going to go look for that kid who's in my body. Hopefully he didn't die or anything like that." He grabbed a hold of Kirby's long leg and dragged him to the dorm room hallway.

Link screamed. He wished he could tell Ganondorf to let him go, but it wasn't going to happen.

"Finally, I got revenge on those three green pests... and my once clone!" He cackled loudly.

"Hey! You're the clone of me, not the other way around!" Captain Falcon kicked the inside of Ganondorf's stomach.

"Well, I was the clone, but not anymore!" He began to make his way to his dorm room. The Links kept trying to stab his insides with their swords.

"Oh, how I wish I could still Falcon Punch..." Captain Falcon sobbed. This suddenly gave Toon Link a great idea.

"Is... is it easy to Falcon Punch?" He asked. Captain Falcon nodded.

"Of course! All you need to do is bring your fist back, then launch!" Captain Falcon watched as Toon Link began to bring his his back by his head. "Falconnnnn..." Meanwhile, Ganondorf was busy telling everything to Bowser.

"You swallowed ALL the Links AND Captain Falcon! Genius!" Bowser patted him on the back. Ganondorf chuckled.

"It's nothing really, I gotta say I'm quite proud of myself-"

"PAWWWWNNNCHHHHHH!" Toon Link's fist punched Ganondorf's insides with a falcon-shaped fire forming from it. Ganondorf hurled at Bowser as all the Links and Captain Falcon came charging out and knocking over the giant Koopa. They felt a sign of relief as they ran for outside.

Bowser moaned as he got up. "Remind me to never listen to you again," he mumbled as he saw the escapees escaping. They eventually stopped when they got to the front of the Smash Mansion. They stayed silent for a minute before Link colapsed to the ground, bursting with laughter. The younger Links hugged each other as Captain Falcon held his fist in the air.

"Toony, that was the BEST Falcon Punch I've ever seen done without I myself doing it!" He exclaimed happily. Toon Link celebrated with him.

"Man, I never felt this pumped in my ENTIRE life! I wanna be you for eternity!" He began to dance around cheerfully. Captain Falcon laughed.

"Ha, it's fun to be you, kid. But we have jobs at our real places. Still, we have ONE month before the hands get back!" Young Link looked carefully at Captain Falcon.

"Weren't you the one complaining about being Toon Link in the first pla-oh, never mind." He realized that everyone was ignoring him instead. "I'll just go back inside now," he mumbled as he left the three excited Smashers outside.


"Help! I can't get off of the tree!" Lucas screeched. He was in Meta Knight's body, and he certainly wasn't used to it yet. Ness, Red and the Ice Climbers tried to shake him out of the tree, but they didn't have any luck.

"How did you get in there in the first place?" Red asked. Lucas didn't want to answer, but he had to.

"I kinda wanted to see what flying was like, but then I went too high and fast, causing myself to get stuck on a branch..." he groaned.

Ness sighed. "Then fly back down! It won't kill ya!"

"That's what you think, but I'm afraid of heights!" The startled kid announced.

Popo laughed. "You're missing out on a LOT, kid. Heights are the life for Nana and I! Now, quit being wimpy and get down!" Popo whacked the tree with his hammer. Ness glared at him while red, blue and yellow circles flowed around his hands. "Er... sorry for calling you a wimp, Lucas, but you've gotta get down sometime!" The circles stopped. Popo sighed in relief.

"But... I'm just scared!" Lucas felt the branch begin to snap. At that moment, Meta Knight arrived at the scene, abandoning Kirby who was busy raiding the fridge. He ran up to the others, almost tripping in the process.

"I see your friend is in a sticky situation," he remarked. "Just hope he doesn't wreck myself, I mean, you know... heh." He felt a little embarrassed as Nana stared at him oddly.

"Wait, can I ask what happened to have you and Lucas switch?" Red asked curiously.

"Well, it started with the tier list, along with Ganondorf and Kirby. Let's just say Mr. Dorf was really ticked off since he only remembered the tier list with Captain Falcon as bottom tier-"

Ness shuddered. "Too much tourneyf*g info for me. Just move on." Meta Knight didn't say anything about being interrupted.

"Anyway, Ganondorf got really mad and tackled me into the wall. Kirby and Lucas tried to help, but they got flung to the side of the machine."

"Typical of Ganondorf to do that," Popo implied. "But how did you guys get in the machine?"

"I accidentally Mach Tornado'd everyone into it..." Meta Knight said, trying to sound sarcastic. The four kids only stood there.

"Wow, well that was stupid." Popo teased. "Anyway, we need you to help get Lucas out of the tree so-"

"PK FIRE!" Meta Knight sent a blast of fire from his hands at the tree, causing the trunk to fall apart a piece at a time.

The Ice Climbers murmured to each other. "Of course he's prepared," Popo moaned. "He's Meta Knight, what do you expect?" Nana replied. I know what you two are saying! Popo gasped as Meta Knight's voice echoed in his head.

"Haha, fooled you two, didn't I?" He smirked. Ness ignored the somehow joyful kid. After a few minutes, the tree was finally low enough for Lucas to hop down. As he did so he shuddered in pain.

"Never again," he mumbled. "Never. Again." Ness put his hand on what would've been his shoulder.

"Ah, don't worry, Lucas. You'll get used to it. Somehow." Ness giggled. Surprisingly, Lucas giggled with him. Meta Knight nodded before beginning to head inside.

"It's dinnertime, and Pit's cooking again," he sighed. "Well, he isn't that bad, but he messes up quite often." The others followed the tier loving Meta Knight into the Mansion for dinner.


"Ack! This tastes like sewage!" Jigglypuff complained in perfect English. "What did you do to it, Pit?" She held out the plate of berry stew for him to check. He pulled Peach's blonde hair out of his face.

"Er, I guess I accidentally used Falcon Punch instead of water-"

"How can you mistake punch for water?" Jigglypuff screeched. "THIS IS NO EXCUSE MEANIE!" She punched Pit's leg really weakly. Pit pretended to be depressed.

"Oh, how I am so dearly sorry for it.. NOT!" He quickly ran back for the kitchen to prepare dessert. Jigglypuff groaned as she picked at her slice of strawberry bread Pit accidentally made.

"Hello, my dear," Meta Knight approached the pink Pokemon. She stared at him for a second before remembering why he was Lucas.

"Oh, hey there Meta Knight!" She huggled him tightly, even though it was a human body. "Wassup?"

"Ah, the usual. Getting used to this... body though." He looked across the room to see Lucas using his sword as a knife to cut his omelette in pieces. Ness and the Ice Climbers watched him as they stuffed their mouths with steak and eggplants.

"Sweetie, it doesn't matter. I honestly think you fit well as Lucas!" Jigglypuff exclaimed.

"Really?" Meta Knight stood proudly.

"Hah, not really, but you would make a good replacement for Lucas." She offered him a piece of her bread, but he shook his head.

"I'm trying to get through this.. tomato mess. I honestly don't know what it's supposed to be, and whether this came from the kitchen or the bathroom..."

"HEY!" Pit screamed. "QUIT INSULTING MAH COOKIN' OR YOU AIN'T GETTIN' DESSERT, META KNIGHT!" Meta Knight scoffed at the way Pit talked.

"Oh well," Jigglypuff sighed enthusiastically. "At least tomorrow will be a better day... with more body swaps!"


Chapter three finished. Oh, and sorry if any of my jokes seem... weird. I don't find myself to be a very good joke-teller, but no matter. I just can't believe I managed to update the story with two decent sized chapters!

On another note, if you see any spelling errors like colour or flavour, don't bother mentioning them. I'm Canadian so sometimes there's an extra u or things like that. Just a note before we head into the next chapters later on!

PS (again): Yes, I'm aware I said Ganon instead of Ganondorf in the chapter title. You can blame title restrictions for that one!