A/N This is the end! Thanks to all those who have reviewed!

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"Today we are going to embark on a noble endeavor…" I announced. "We are going to see into Frank and Joe's future! But in order to do this we kind of need Frank and Joe. So, bring them in." I ordered one of the crew people who dragged Frank and Joe over to the round table I had set up in the center of the room. I sat idly drumming my fingers on the table as I waited for Frank and Joe to be seated. "Today we will see into your futures!" I said in a an excited voice indicating my crayon shaped crystal ball.

"That's a lava lamp." Frank said.

"Is not." I replied.

"Yeah, Frank, it's a crayon…" Joe muttered.

"No, it's a…CRYSTAL BALL…"

"No, it's not…" Frank said mumbling about how I'm quote a 'raving lunatic'.

"Er, yeah it is. And even if it weren't a crystal ball it would be a 'crayon shaped glitter motion lamp' so there, it contains no lava, it is glitter filled! And it holds the key to your future!" I answered in a mystic voice.

"Um…okay." Frank said looking scared.

"Now I will tell you your future!" I continued. "Frank in your future I see you getting injured countless times while trying to get Joe out of trouble." I said triumphantly.

"…I could have told him that…" Joe said.

"Yes, but that is not all!" I exclaimed to those of little faith in my psychic abilities. "You will also be involved in countless stories where authors will tug you back and forth between Callie and Nancy!" I added. "You will spend the remainder of your years being kidnapped and beat up as we think of new and improved ways to torment you."

"It's good to know I have something to look forward to…" Frank said with sarcasm that was completely lost on me. Or was it?

"That's the spirit, Bro." Joe said cheerfully.

"And now for you!" I exclaimed pointing at Joe wildly. "You will be kidnapped countless times do to stupid impulsive decisions you make when Frank isn't paying attention. Writers will waver between Iola and Vanessa unsure whether they want Iola dead but still liking Vanessa. Writers will take their torment of you to new levels. But don't worry, I prefer to torture Frank." I said adding the ending bit on to cheer him up. He seemed to perk up a bit.

"…your evil…" Frank said causing me to scoff and raise an eyebrow. Did he honestly think I didn't know that?

"On that cheerful note, I have the following question for you." I said. "Frank, if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and walks like a duck what is it?"

"A duck." He responded patiently.

"WRONG!" I exclaimed doing a happy dance at his look of disbelief. Joe seemed unfazed he was drinking a cup of coffee I had handed him moments before.

"…" Frank stared at me obviously thinking I was going to answer his question.

"I'm going to leave you to ponder the correct answer, I won't tell you it, and you will live an eternity never knowing what the animal is that looks, sounds, and walks like a duck is!" I said smirking at him. I smiled evilly at the look of despair on his face when he realized he didn't know the answer to a question. It would bother him forever. "Boohoohahahahaha." I cackled evilly. "That is all there is there isn't anymore!" I said before disappearing in a puff of pink smoke.

A/N If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and sounds like a duck…it's a…PLATYPUS….!...(don't tell Frank)...lol…Review…this is the end of the story…Thanks to everyone who has reviewed it.

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