Meta Knight approached the dining room carefully. He held a vibrant red rose in his right hand. Today will be the day I confront Jigglypuff and proclaim my love for her. I know she cares for me, even if I'm in someone elses body. He smirked.

Kirby watched as Meta Knight came up behind the twitching 'Jigglypuff'. An entire feast was in front of him, and even in Ganondorf's body he had the same appetite.

"Lay off the food, Kirby!" Young Link sighed. "Just because you're the King of Evil doesn't mean snacking is on your Things to Do list!" Kirby decided to just ignore him and watch Meta Knight again.

"Jigglypuff..." Meta Knight started. "I feel like we're meant to be together, and I'd like you to have this rose." Jigglypuff didn't respond. Instead, she leaped and tackled him. She tried to throw a few punches, but Meta didn't feel much.

"What the, Jigglypuff!" Meta Knight gasped. "Are you alright?"

"NO! NO I'M NOT, FOOL!" She yelled in a really deep, eerie voice as he ran away from the dining room. It took Meta Knight a minute to realize what happened.

"Fool...? Well that's just great! Now I have to have this guy here explain how he got switched!"


"It was a peaceful day at the Smash Mansion. The birds were chirping, water was flowing, and everything was just, piece and quiet-HEY! What was THAT for?" Peach felt force push her over as 'Mewtwo' knocked her chair over.

"Ack! Sorry!" 'He' yelled. 'His' voice was high pitched, just like Jigglypuff's? Peach mumbled something about sensible and not so sensible swaps as Mewtwo continued into the living room. He was quickly noticed by Roy and Marth.

"Marth, it's dumb, not dumbu!" Roy sighed. Teaching Marth how to speak English was like trying to teach a dog how to hold urine for a long period of time.

"Well, Roy-kun. I have Japanese accent, so I am use to saying 'u' at end of words," Marth replied in slight Engrish. Roy grumbled as he picked up on of the many dictionaries he was using.

"I say one thing you listen to me for. Wild Mewtwo approaching!" Marth pointed out the energetic Pokemon who tripped into the couch and Roy, sending the two of them flying at the wall. They broke right through it, landing in one of the simulation rooms.

"Ugh, what was that for, Mewtwo!" Roy took aim and tried to punch him, but Mewtwo recoiled.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I'M REALLY SORRY, ROY!" He cried. The red haired swordsman glared at him.

"Jigglypuff, why did you switch with Mewtwo?" Roy gasped. Jigglypuff shook her head. "I went in there and told Pika to go in with me but Mewtwo pushed him over and went in instead..." she teared up. "I hate being hideous."

"Oh, why are all these switches accidental? Seriously! Is this some sort of plot hole we should worry about?" Roy quickly got up and went to call someoneto repair the wall. Jigglypuff stood there, waiting.

"Great. Now what do I do as a mutated cat?" She then noticed the real Mewtwo coming into the room.

"I heard you called me hideous, fool!" He tried to grab her leg, but she was too tall for him to do that. "Just because you're me doesn't mean it's the end of the world!"

"Yes it is! Especially when I'm someone who could probably destroy the galaxy if they wanted to!" Jigglypuff hit the simulation machine next to her, causing it to explode.

"Right. I forgot about that. Hm..." Mewtwo thought over what to do. "I know! Spend some quality with Link!"

"...Link? WHY LINK!" Jigglypuff felt as if she was going to blow up. Mewtwo sighed as he watched the repairman Roy called in approach the broken simulation.

"Well, Link is calm, peaceful and-"

"Not so much. He strangled Captain Toon Falcon today." Jigglypuff giggled.

"Oh... never mind those two fools. Just... go to your room and do stuff, or you could always Brawl a few matches-"

"NO WAY! You do realize we can't use simulations when the Hands are gone?" Jigglypuff slapped Mewtwo hard, causing him to fly backwards. "Are you seriously THAT dumb!"

"Quit insulting me, fool!"

"WHAT IF I WANNA?" Jigglypuff's eyes widened.

"In that case, I'll just have to take you on, simulation or not." Mewtwo snickered.


Luigi held his breath as they set up a mini stage outside, right in the river. It wasn't possible to fall off and lose a life, as you could easily swim in the water. It was about the size of Final Destination but with Battlefield's platforms. Jigglypuff and Mewtwo both positioned themselves on the stage. It was only 1 stock, not items.

"Ready... GO!" The mysterious announcer cheered. Mewtwo lunged at Jigglypuff with Rollout, already knocking her offstage. She quickly used her recovery move before her foot could touch the water. She used a kick on Mewtwo as she climbed back on stage. The match seemed to go on forever, the two of them throwing a punch here and there, but dodging and shielding the rest of the time.

"This is quite interesting," Samus remarked. Charizard grunted in agreement. "Two fighting Pokemon in different bodies, what else could get weird?" Suddenly, Mewtwo managed a successful Rest on Jigglypuff. To everyone's surprise, she quickly fell back down, even though she was now at high damage.

"Oh no you didn't!" Jigglypuff screeched as she used her Down Smash on Mewtwo, then running to where he would've landed and punched him. Mewtwo clenched his teeth as he grabbed her and threw her in the air, kicking high as she came back down.

Nana and Popo, unlike Samus, were confused with the match.

"Why are they fighting again?" Popo wondered, polishing his hammer in the river as he watched.

"Meh, Mewtwo is just a sore loser. Watch him lose the match." As Nana said that, Jigglypuff shot a Shadow Ball at the slightly weak Pokemon and shot him off into the water. Before he could recover, Jigglypuff smashed his head so hard he drowned and was KO'd. The stage suddenly disappeared as Mewtwo regenerated on the other side of the river.

"THE WINNER IS... MEWTW-ERR, JIGGLYPUFF!"


"Ack! I lost to a wimp!" Mewtwo was sitting in Master Hand's office, still upset by losing the match. "I lost to Jigglypuff for heaven's sake!"

"Oh, be quiet Mewtwo," Meta Knight grumbled as he hugged Jigglypuff. People knew who they were, but to those not paying attention to the swapping, they would find it weird to see Lucas hugging Mewtwo tightly with a rose in his hands. "As soon as you get back in your body, everything will be fine. That is, if she ever wants to swap back" They watched as Ness and Lucas were investigating the machine, the door open on it.

"I still dunno who I want to switch with," Ness admitted. "It just seems hard to pick, but then again, if I don't choose soon, I'll end up like you, Lucas."

"What, switching with someone I didn't want to at first? Well, one thing for sure is that being Meta Knight is pretty cool." Lucas suddenly jumped back when he heard a noise approaching.

"What's that?" Ness asked as he looked inside the machine. All at once, Ganondorf was chasing after Diddy Kong, who seemed to be a challenge for Ganondorf to chase as he was in Kirby's tiny body. Diddy couldn't stop running, and was about to run into Ness.

"Ness! You might wanna look back!" Lucas gasped. As Ness looked back, Diddy Kong was just about to charge into him. He quickly muttered his last words before it happened.

"Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"


I'm lazy. I kept WordPad on even when I didn't feel like typing and in the end I end up with an extremely short chapter because I wasn't sure what else to put in. So I'm sorry for the lazy update. D:

I have a strange feeling I'll be focusing on Ness quite a bit in the next few chapters. He's mah favourite Brawl character and he is pure awesome. Well, not in the sense of fangirling Marth(a), but I luffs him. *shot* :D

Ahem. Excuse my randomness. I'll just get to working on the next chapter now.