"Mario!" Luigi called out to his brother. The dining room smelt of fresh noodles as Mario chomped away at his plate of spaghetti. "It's an emergency!"

"What is it, Luigi? Another swap that didn't-a go a-so well?" Mario asked sarcastically. "If that is the case, I can't-a deal with-a that!"

"No, Mario, it's-a serious problem! Sonic has-a kidnapped the Princess in Pit's a-body!" The other Smashers ignored them, but Mario gasped.

"Sonic? Oh, that son of a b-" He slapped himself hard. "This is-a not the time for chitter chatter! I've gotta save the Princess!" With that, he left the room, leaving his dinner plate half full.

"Hm... perhaps-a Mario won't care if I-a eat some of his dinner?" Luigi smirked as he sat down and began to eat Mario's spaghetti.


Mario approached the 'Green Hill Zone' simulation. He hesitated for a moment before finally walking in. But as he got in, he first saw Ness (AKA Diddy Kong), tied up to a Blast Box, and an array of Yellow Alloys surounding it.

"Merda!" Mario cursed in Italian. "Now I have to save Ness too?" The Alloys walked closer towards Mario. They looked angry, and weren't going to pull through without a fight. Thinking fast, Mario jumped in the air and came down kicking a few of them. In the distance, Mario could see a faint image of a blue hedgehog carrying an angel.

"Oof!" One of the Alloys knocked Mario to the ground. He angrily got up again, throwing fireballs and Super Jump Punching a bunch of them. After what seemed like 10 minutes, a Smash Ball appeared. Breaking it as fast as he could, Mario shoved past a few of the Alloys and stood right in front of the Blast Box and Diddy Kong.

"Eek!" Diddy Kong screeched. Mario stared at him for a brief moment. "Ness, are you really that-a good with animal imitations?" Mario looked back at the Alloys. Behind his back, Diddy grumbled and made a funny face.

"Now, Alloys. Ready to-a die!" Flames burst out of Mario's hands as he performed his Final Smash. The Alloys tumbled offscreen and everything became quiet again. Mario approached Diddy and untied him from the box.

"Ness, have you-a seen Sonic by any chance?" Mario asked. Diddy looked at him, confused and not knowing what to say, since he can't talk. On the other hand, he could read, and handed Mario a note that Pit had written before for a prank, taped on the box. Mario read it out loud.

"Thanks for saving me, Mario! But the princess is in another simulation..ARE YOU-A KIDDING ME!" Mario's eyes filled with anger as he pulled Diddy Kong and himself out of Green Hill Zone, bringing them back to the Smash Mansion. "Ness, keep yourself out of-a trouble, alright?" Mario nodded as he turned off the simulation. Diddy Kong kept glaring, having the urge to set him on fire.

"Marioooo!" A familiar voice called out. 'Bowser' came up to the plumber, but the voice couldn't possibaly have come from him, right? "Bowser kidnapped the princess!"

"Wait, Bowser, what are you-a saying? I thought Sonic-a kidnapped her?"

"I'm Sonic! Bowser and I switched!" Annoyed, Sonic stormed away, Diddy Kong following behind. Mario could only shake his head.

"Great. My arch-nemesis turned into the fastest thing on Earth... what do I-a do next?" Looking around, Mario flipped through the Stage Selection on the same simulation. "Hm, where would be the one place-a Bowser would go a-to when planning world domination?" An idea suddenly popped into his head.

"Bowser spends lots-a time at Luigi's Mansion! Lets-a go!" As fast as he could, he stepped into the Luigi's Mansion simulation.


"Come on, Peach! Even as a super fast hedgehog I can't impress you! What the heck?" Bowser stomped his foot on the cold dirt. "What am I supposed to do to impress you!"

"LET ME GO, THAT'S WHAT!" Peach kicked at Bowser's lower waist, causing Bowser to tumble over in pain.

"Urk, seriously Peach, what can I do for you?" Bowser groaned in a pained tone. Peach looked around for a moment.

"Make this mansion look like my castle!" She exclaimed. "Please?" The Koopa King grumbled as he summoned a Goomba out of nowhere and took a few paint cans from him.

"As you wish, my Princess..."

"Not so-a fast, Bowser the Hedgehog!" Mario stormed into the mansion. "The Princess isn't gonna be yours, ever!" This only made Bowser cackle.

"Well, now that I'm the fastest thing ever, I have nothing to worry about!"

"Oh yes you do!" Mario yelled back.

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"Prove it, then!" Bowser tapped his fingers impatiently. Mario grinned.

"Here is the deal-a. If you can-a beat me in a race around the outside of the Smash-a Mansion, Peach will have to kiss you, well, in Pit's body but, you-a know. If I-a beat you, then Peach kisses me!"

"Deal!" Bowser tried to shake hands with Mario, but the plumber squeezed tightly. "Owwie!"

"Ha! I've always-a wanted to do that!" Mario took another big breath as he laughed. "Now, we'd better-a get prepared for the race-a!" The three Smashers groaned as they left the simulation, back at the Smash Mansion once again.

"Mario, are you sure about this?" Peach asked hastily.

"Yes, it'll all be-a fine. But for now I need to go eat some Shrooms!" With that, the plumber left for his dorm room.

"Ugh, I hate when he talks about those drugs," Bowser admitted.

"Yeah, now that I think about it, I'd rather kiss you, ever since Mario's been in bad moods.." Peach smiled.

"Really?"

"Well... not really! See you at the race in an hour!"


Short chapter, as this is going to be extended in another part! Oh noes!