A/N: Crazy times, crazy times. I have so much work to do right now. I should really be doing coursework instead of writing this but this won't take long… who am I kidding I just can't be bothered to do the work. I'm bad and lazy . Ah well… Here's a chapter for y'all…

Disclaimer: Actually I do own the characters. This is why I am watching them now. They are trying to undo the ropes I used to tie them to the wall, good luck with that guys! Anyway, that's not really true. I don't own them; I just have an extremely over-active imagination.

Chapter Two- It just didn't feel like you really meant it

Over the next few days Sirius had cut James' hair, made him wash it with what seemed like a million different radioactive-looking goos, pinned him down and plucked his eyebrows insisting that "loads of guys do it!" and made him run 50 times around the Hogwarts grounds while he floated behind him on a broom giggling. Now they were sitting on a bed in the boys' dorm. Neither had said anything for a few minutes and James was beginning to worry about what Sirius could possibly have planned next. Before he could ask, the door opened.

"Ah there you are Moony, we have been waiting for decades." Sirius faked a look of anger.

"Liar, I saw you come up here a few minutes ago."

"What is Moony doing here?"

Remus pretended to be upset.

"Don't you want me here Prongsie?" He pouted and made his eyes wide like he was about to cry.

"Not really. I would rather not have an audience to whatever torture Sirius is planning next."

"Actually Jamsie, I invited Moony along because he IS the torture I am going to submit you to next…"

"Oy!"

"Sh'up Moony. This is a test. Moony is Evans. You have to convince him to go out with you."

"I am not asking Moony out."

"Why not? Am I not good enough for you Potter?"

"You're a bloke!"

"And?" Sirius raised his eyebrows impatiently. James groaned. Clearly he was not going to get out of this.

"Fine."

Sirius clapped his hands together and squealed with glee.

"Right. Start… Now!"

"Um… Hi Moony… Lily… Do you want to go out with me?"

"No."

"Hey! You're not supposed to say no!"

"I'm sorry it just didn't feel like you really meant it."

"Of course I didn't mean it. You're not really Lily! Back me up here Sirius."

"Nope. If I was him I would've said no too. You called him the wrong name and you look like you're being forced to ask him out under threat of torture!"

"This is so stupid!"

"No it's not. Try again!"

James sighed and turned to Remus.

"Hi LILY. Would you like to go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend?"

"No."

"What?! Just say yes for god's sake!"

"No."

"Sirius!"

"It was a bit better but you should probably add in how much you love her and how she is soooo beautiful."

"Fine… Hi Lily. I am hopelessly in love with you and I think you are the most beautiful girl in the school. Please, please come to Hogsmeade with me next weekend or I think I might explode from sadness."

Remus grinned and jumped on James.

"I would love to!"

He moved like he was about to kiss him and James screamed and covered his face while both Remus and Sirius collapsed with laughter.

"That was not funny."

"It was actually."

"I'm not talking to either of you anymore."

James went and sat on his bed and sulked.

"Bet you two galleons I can make him talk."

Remus nodded and sat down to watch.

"James?"

"…"

"Talk to me."

"…"

"Can I tell you a secret?"

"…"

"I'm gay."

"I KNEW IT!"

"Not really. Made you talk."

"So what? You fancy Snape!"

"I do not!"

James ran of cackling and Remus moodily handed Sirius two galleons.

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A/N: Review?