England examined his gift with a smile on his face. They had been sent straight to him from Washington and he was now in the process of planting them in his garden. For as addicted to caffeine as that state was, he sure knew how to grow a beautiful evergreen tree.
Sighing, he sat back and wiped sweat off his forehead. These saplings were going to grow to be huge one day. Huge and mighty. Briefly reminded of his days as a mighty conqueror, he pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of the newly planted trees. He then sent it to Washington.
About an hour later, and still no response, England decided to call in order to express his thanks. The line rang several times before he heard it get picked up.
'Snort'
"Hello? Washington?"
'Grunt.' This was followed by deep, heavy breathing.
"Hello? Who is this?" England tried again. He heard a roar followed by what sounded like something large crashing through bushes.
Yyyyy
How: "I finally found Bigfoot!"
Yyyyy
In response to a review, I have read multiple stories where the fact that the states have personifications was kept secret, and as this is just a short, silly, drabble series, have decided to use that idea as the basic premise.
I'm going to try to keep these as super short drabbles. If you have any ideas, let me know! Review!
