The Next Day
Lynn Jr. was on the couch, talking on the phone.
Lynn: Lightning, since Anthony died, would it be okay if I came over to your house and destroyed all his video game stuff? Also, can I talk to your mom?
Lightning hung up.
Lynn: Every time.
Lynn noticed Lincoln, Luna, and Lily come downstairs. Lincoln and Lily seemed very excited about something.
Lincoln: Whoo-hoo!
Lily: Hype!
Lynn: What are you guys so excited about?
Lincoln: Luna's taking us to Best Buy to play Smash Bros. Ultimate. I'm probably wasting time by asking this, but do you wanna come?
Lynn: Absolutely not.
Lily: Ness is in the demo.
Lynn: I don't care. I'm over him.
Lily: I don't believe you. Are you sure you wanna stay here?
Lynn: Yes.
Lily: There's something I believe.
Luna: See ya' later, Sis.
Lincoln: Much later.
Leni ran into the living room.
Leni: WAIT! Guys, I just had a gigantic O-M-Gosh moment. You know how on Thanksgiving, we found out Anthony's related to Dad?
Lincoln: Yes. We definitely found out then, not a few months sooner.
Leni: Well, since Dad is related to him, that means we're ALL related to him!
Lincoln: ….Can we go now?
Luna: We sure can, bro.
Luna, Lincoln, and Lily went outside and got in Vanzilla.
Lily: All aboard!
Lincoln: Why did you just say that?
Lynn watched Luna drive off for a couple seconds and then turned around.
Lynn: Just walk away, LJ. Walk away! Ohhhhh…WAIT FOR ME!
Lynn ran outside and jumped in Vanzilla.
Lincoln: So you're coming with us after all, huh?
Lynn: Yes. But this is the one and only time I will ever play a video game and none of you are going to tell anyone about this! Do I make myself clear?!
Lily: You sure do.
Luna: Oh Yeah!
Lincoln: It was clear.
Leni went upstairs to her room.
Leni: Lori, am I still dumb?
Lori: …Why do you ask?
Leni: Because I just told Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, and Lily an Earth shattering piece of news and they weren't even surprised by it, as if they already knew.
Lori: What was the news?
Leni: You're never gonna believe this, but…we're related to Anthony.
Lori: ….We DID already know that.
Leni: ….Well why didn't anybody tell me?
Lori: We thought you knew. And also because most of us hated him.
Leni: You did? But why? He was so nice…..Wasn't he?
Lori: He may have been nice to you and Lily, but not to the rest of us.
Leni: I'm sorry to hear that. But I still don't understand why I'm still dumb. I thought my brain got more bigger.
Lori: …Umm…well…You were able to tell that nobody was surprised by that news you told them and why. That's something you weren't smart enough to do before.
Leni: *gasp* So you're saying soon I'll be as smart as Lisa?
Lori: …That is literally not at all what I'm…
Leni: I better go get started on my time machine!
Leni ran out of the room.
Lori got a call from Bobby.
Bobby: Hey, babe. I've got some big news. We're gonna knock down the bodega and build a hospital.
Lori: You're…what? You're literally just gonna replace it with a hospital?
Bobby: No, no, that's just step one.
