The Next Day

Lynn Jr. was on the couch, talking on the phone.

Lynn: Lightning, since Anthony died, would it be okay if I came over to your house and destroyed all his video game stuff? Also, can I talk to your mom?

Lightning hung up.

Lynn: Every time.

Lynn noticed Lincoln, Luna, and Lily come downstairs. Lincoln and Lily seemed very excited about something.

Lincoln: Whoo-hoo!

Lily: Hype!

Lynn: What are you guys so excited about?

Lincoln: Luna's taking us to Best Buy to play Smash Bros. Ultimate. I'm probably wasting time by asking this, but do you wanna come?

Lynn: Absolutely not.

Lily: Ness is in the demo.

Lynn: I don't care. I'm over him.

Lily: I don't believe you. Are you sure you wanna stay here?

Lynn: Yes.

Lily: There's something I believe.

Luna: See ya' later, Sis.

Lincoln: Much later.

Leni ran into the living room.

Leni: WAIT! Guys, I just had a gigantic O-M-Gosh moment. You know how on Thanksgiving, we found out Anthony's related to Dad?

Lincoln: Yes. We definitely found out then, not a few months sooner.

Leni: Well, since Dad is related to him, that means we're ALL related to him!

Lincoln: ….Can we go now?

Luna: We sure can, bro.

Luna, Lincoln, and Lily went outside and got in Vanzilla.

Lily: All aboard!

Lincoln: Why did you just say that?

Lynn watched Luna drive off for a couple seconds and then turned around.

Lynn: Just walk away, LJ. Walk away! Ohhhhh…WAIT FOR ME!

Lynn ran outside and jumped in Vanzilla.

Lincoln: So you're coming with us after all, huh?

Lynn: Yes. But this is the one and only time I will ever play a video game and none of you are going to tell anyone about this! Do I make myself clear?!

Lily: You sure do.

Luna: Oh Yeah!

Lincoln: It was clear.

Leni went upstairs to her room.

Leni: Lori, am I still dumb?

Lori: …Why do you ask?

Leni: Because I just told Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, and Lily an Earth shattering piece of news and they weren't even surprised by it, as if they already knew.

Lori: What was the news?

Leni: You're never gonna believe this, but…we're related to Anthony.

Lori: ….We DID already know that.

Leni: ….Well why didn't anybody tell me?

Lori: We thought you knew. And also because most of us hated him.

Leni: You did? But why? He was so nice…..Wasn't he?

Lori: He may have been nice to you and Lily, but not to the rest of us.

Leni: I'm sorry to hear that. But I still don't understand why I'm still dumb. I thought my brain got more bigger.

Lori: …Umm…well…You were able to tell that nobody was surprised by that news you told them and why. That's something you weren't smart enough to do before.

Leni: *gasp* So you're saying soon I'll be as smart as Lisa?

Lori: …That is literally not at all what I'm…

Leni: I better go get started on my time machine!

Leni ran out of the room.

Lori got a call from Bobby.

Bobby: Hey, babe. I've got some big news. We're gonna knock down the bodega and build a hospital.

Lori: You're…what? You're literally just gonna replace it with a hospital?

Bobby: No, no, that's just step one.