Bye Bye Robin!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing (me): Hi! I'm back and I have some great news!

Cyborg: You're bringing us back to TT tower!

Beast Boy: You're going to buy us that X-box 3000! (Read first chapter!)

Me: No! I just got a review from SabreJustice! Thanks Sabre! So what did you think!

Sabre: This can only end in disaster. Bring in some crazy mercenary ninja mutate demon….uh…Irish soccer supporters to see this! This could get interesting!

Cy: Interesting! That could kill us!

Sabre: Whatever! Strix does not own TT or Bye Bye Birdie if she did then there would be Irish soccer players there!

Me: Sure…….

Chapter 2: Telephone Hour

Note: This whole chapter will be the heroes singing to each other on the phone. Just so nobody's confused.

In the last chapter we left off when Bee ran to the phone to call Starfire and tell her about BB and Raven….

Bee: Hi, Starfire!

Starfire: Hi, Bumble—Bee!

Bee: What's the story, Morn—ing glory!

Star: What's the tale Night-in-gale! Tell me quick a-bout BB and Rae!

Jinx: Hi, Terra!

Terra: Hi, Jinx!

Jinx: What's the story, Morn—ing glo-ry!

Terra: What's the word Humming bird? Have you heard a-bout BB and Rae?

Bee, Star, Jinx, & Terra: Did they really get pinned? Did she kiss him and cry? Did he pin the pin on? Or was he too shy?

Girls (Bee, Star, Jinx, & Terra): Well I heard they got pinned!

Boys (Robin, Cyborg, Speedy, & Aqualad): Yeah, Yeah!

Girls: I was ho-pin they would!

Boys: Uh huh!

Girls: Now they're liv-in at last.

Boys: He's gone!

Girls: Go-in' steady for good!

Speedy: Hel-lo! Mister Rock (I don't know Terra's last name) this is Speedy! Can I speak to Terra please?

Terra: Is it true a-bout Rae?

Speedy: Terra?

Terra: I just knew it some-how!

Speedy: About the prom?

Terra: I must call her right up.

Speedy: Sat-ur-day?

Terra: I can't talk to you now!

Girls: Go-in' steady!

Boys: You knew it! Man!

Girls: Go-in' steady!

Boys: It's crazy! Man!

Girls: Go-in' steady!

Boys: You know it!

Kitten: It won't last! Not at all! He's too thin! She's too tall! (Why do they even have her number?)

Speedy: Hel-lo Mister Killer Moth. This is Speedy! Can I speak to Kitten please?

Boys: Hi-ya Beast Boy! Hi-ya stupid! What ja wan-na, Go get pinned for?

Girls: Well, I heard they got pinned!

Boys: Hey, ya salad-head!

Girls: I was hop-in they would!

Boys: Lost your mar-bles?

Girls: Now they're liv-in at last!

Boys: Are ya nutty?

Girls: Go-in' steady for…………….

Speedy: Hel-lo Mis-sus Spell, is Jinx home from school yet?

Star, Bee: Did they real-ly get pinned?

Jinx, Terra: Go-in' steady!

Boys: She saw him!

Star, Bee: I was hopin' they would!

Jinx, Terra: Go-in' steady!

Boys: She dug him!

Star, Bee: Now they're livin at last!

Jinx, Terra: Go-in' steady for good

Boys: If you got-ta go That's the way to go!

Girls: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Boys: When they got ya hooked, then you're really cooked!

Girls: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Boys: What-cha gon-na do! What-cha gon-na do!

Girls: Well I heard they got pinned!

Boys: Oh, Man!

Girls: I was hoping they would!

Boys: Oh, Man!

Girls: Now they're liv-in' at last!

All: Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, steady for good! Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, steady for good! Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, steady for goooooooooooooooooooood!

All: He's in love with Rae! Rae's in love with him!

Girls: Oh Weh---ell well! Doo-oo-oo tell! Oh Weh---ell well! Doo-oo-oo tell!

All: Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, steady for good!

All: Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, Go-in' steady, steady for good!

All: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yeah!

Bee quickly got off the phone and said to herself "I love our little phone chats."

Strix: Finally! It is complete! My second chapter is done! Boy do my hands hurt!

BB: What do they mean about me and Rae getting pinned? That sounds like it hurts!

Cy: Maybe it means someone is putting a curse on you like the way you put pins on voodoo dolls!

BB: Noooooooooooo! It's the Puppet King all over again! Runnnnnnn!

Sabre: They do know they being pinned is 80s talk for dating right?

Me: No.

Sabre: They're idiots.

Me: Yes but they're my idiots.

Please review! If you don't I'll send a crazy ninja mutate demon after you!

Sabre: Yay!