Bye Bye Robin!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing (me): Hi I'm back and so is Beast Boy and Starborg!
Cyborg: It's Cyborg!
Beast Boy: Ha Ha! She called you Starborg!
Me: shut up Guy in Unitard!
BB: I'm not Guy in Unitard! I don't even wear a unitard!
Cy: And I am not Starborg!
Me: I know the names of my co host! Thank you very much!
Both: No you don't!
Me: Shut up and read these cards!
Both: Make us!
Me: Okay! (Turns into owl and starts pecking them on the head very hard)
Both: Argggggghhhhh! Okay! Okay! Ow! Ow! Strix Moonwing does not own TT…Ow Ow…or Bye Bye Birdie! Argggggghhhh!
Me (changes back to human): Thank you! Enjoy the story! Review too!
Both: Oh my head….
Chapter 3: Family Reunions!
ARE You A Robin Fan! Do You Want To Date Him! Be Lucky Enough To Kiss Him!
Well Here's Your (Yes Your) Lucky Chance! Enter The "I Love Robin So Much That I Want To Kiss Him Contest"! All you need to do is write your name, address and phone number on a piece of paper and (with 10 dollars) sent it to Teen Titans Tower! We'll have a drawing and the lucky girl whose name we draw will be able to kiss Robin full on his beautiful lips! (With out getting killed)
Enter Today!
Bee looked over at the finishing touches on her poster. "Perfect! If this doesn't attract girls I don't what will!" The contest was all set up. All thanks to Bee. She had talked to the major about it and he said they could do the drawing of the lucky girl at the park where he and some other big important people will come at it to watch it and it would be on T.V. too. All she needed to do was send this poster to very computer screen in every girl's computer in Jump City…easy if you have a friend like Cyborg around.
Bee sighed. Sometimes she wished he was more than a friend. Grrrrr! Sometimes he made her so mad. Why hasn't he asked her out yet! (Oh I don't know maybe because men are clueless idiots who have no guts or backbone!) He should know that the only real reason that she doing all this was to make him happy!
"Oh well. He'll come around sooner or later…I hope. Bee said as she walked to the living room to talk to Cyborg.
Cy was playing a video game trying to beat Bee's high score (like that'll happen!)
"Uh Sparky I need you to do something for me. It's about the contest.
"What do you need?" asked Cy eyes never leaving the screen.
"I need you to put this on every girl's computer in Jump City." Bee waved the poster in front of Cy face to get his attention. Cy pause the game and read the poster.
"Uhhhh Bee, do you really this will attract girls to the contest?"
Bee fumed "Yes! What's wrong with it?"
Cy shook his head. "Bee Bee Bee. Where's the jazz! Where's the spark!"
"I'll show you spark!" Bee zapped Cyborg other the head...really hard. He fell off the couch with little spirals in eyes. He recovered.
He smiled nicely at Bee. "Of course I'll put your lovely poster on every girl's computer. All you had to do was ask."
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away…..
Dark Vader: Luke I am your father!
Luke: Noooooooooooooooo!
Me: Oops! Too far away! Let's go back a few galaxies shall we!
Yoda: The force is strong within you my child.
Me: Uhhhhh…thank you…I think.
Meanwhile in a galaxy closer to Earth…..
On the planet of Tameran….
All was well in the Starfire's beautiful home planet. The killer birds were singing, the civilians were still warrior-like, The Nekins were still as big as a Fembar, and last but not least the Royal Family (besides Starfire and Blackfire) were home at last from they're three year vacation at Disney Planet on the planet of Floridaran(get it… Florida…Floridaran? Idiots), the biggest attraction on in the universe! (It's where all you're dreams come true!) Yes all was good…at least until I'm done. Muhaaaaahaaaa! Sorry on with the story!
"Awwwww! Daddy why couldn't we stay at Disney Planet longer! I wanted to see Pluto! (Haha I make a funny...Shutting up)!" Cried Cometfire (Starfire and Blackfire's little brother.)
"How many times do I have to tell you Comet? It's Emperor Sunfire in public! Emperor Sunfire! Kids today have no respect!" Shouted Emperor Sunfire aka Starfire's and Blackfire's dad.
"Please do not fight family! We should be happy that we are home on our beautiful planet of Tameran! And now we can finally see Starfire and Blackfire! Our two glorious daughters who we could not bring to the Planet of Disney because they had to go on a field trip to the glorious, but not as glorious as Tamaeran, planet of Earth!" Cried Empress Moonfire (do I really need to say this…just in case one of the readers are idiots Moonfire is Starfire and Blackfire's mom.)
As the family walked out of their spaceship they were greeted by the people of Tameran. There were parades, people singing the Tameran national anthem, and of course the Secret Service.
At Washington D.C.
President Bush: Hey! Where's my Secret Service!
Random Person: Hey look there's Pr. Bush!
Bush: AAAAArrrrrrgggghhhhh! (Runs away from mob of reporters)
Back to the Story……
The Royal Family finally made it to the palace where they were greeted by Galfore.
"Galfore! My heart sings to have seen your face again friend!" Cried Empress Moonfire hugging him. She looked around after she was done. "Please show me my two darling angels! It has been a long time since I have seen them.)
"Yes I too would like to see my two daughters." Said Emperor Sunfire.
"I'm going to watch TV on my flat screen." Said Comet as he walked to the nearest TV and turned it on Channel 234323 to watch Irish soccer supporters. (Thank you SabreJustice!)
"Oh (insert Tameran cuss word)!" thought Galfore. "Okay just tell them the truth. Short and to the point! That's right. I mean what's the worst the Emperor can do to you…Okay don't think about that!"
"Galfore! We're waiting!" Shouted Emperor Sunfire.
"Uhhhh….A lot has happened since you've left. Some good…some bad."
Said Galfore.
"Such as…."
"Well…..Blackfire took over the throne."
"That's nice."
"Righttttt….and she tried to make Starfire marry a slug monster."
"That's nic…Wait she did what! No! I repeat! No daughter of my is to marry any thing til their at least hundred!" Shouted Sunfire! "Where is this slug monster? I'll tear him limb from limb!"
"Sir she didn't marry him. She and Blackfire had a fight and Starfire won and banished Blackfire to a different galaxy."
"Soooooooo…Starfire didn't get married?"
"No Sir."
"That's a relief! I feel sorry for Blackfire though. Oh well! She'll be all right has long as she doesn't get a boyfriend! So where is my little Starfire?"
"Starfire has decided to stay and protect Earth."
"Oh well that sounds great! I always thought studying aboard was a good way to learn why when I was a boy….
"And she's living in Jump City, in a T shaped tower, on an island with a team called the Teen Titans with a girl and three boys."
"That's great…Wait! Did you say team, Teen, BOYS! MY DAUGHTER! MY STARFIRE IS LIVING WITH THREE HOMOROUED CRAZED TEENAGER BOYS! THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO EARTH. MOONFIRE! COMET! COME ON! WE'RE GOING TO EARTH! TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
Me: Yay! I finished my third chapter! Be sure to read the next chapter to see a character that has never before been seen in any Fanfiction! Don't forget to review!
BB: Who's the new character?
Me: You'll have to wait and see Guy in Unitard.
Cy: Come on that's not fair!
Me: Don't make me show you the move I was taught in the Strix Struma Strikers!
BB/Cy: Shutting Up!
Me: Review!
