Bye Bye Robin!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing (me): Hi! It's me again! And today I have a very special chapter. Why you ask? Well for many different reasons. Reason 1: I just saw the new episode of Teen Titans! Kole! Oh yeah! I forgot! (Walks up to BB and smacks on the head)
BB: OW! What was that for?
Me: For being an idiot on Kole! Of course the dinosaurs want to eat you! Even I could guess that! Sheesh! And when stuck in tar…DO NOT TURN INTO DINOSAURS AND MAMMOTHS! THAT'S WHAT KILLED THEM! DUH! (Walks back to readers)
Me: Sorry about that! Okay Reason 2: I got a Now 20 CD! With "Listen to your Heart" on it! Yay! (Does happy dance!)
Me: And Reason 3: I'm bringing all my reviewers in here so that can be the first ones to see my brand new, never before been seen in fan fiction, character! (StarfireK, SabreJustice, Skitly, Spazticdweek, and ChineseLookin'Gal come falling out of the ceiling on nice soft chairs.
Me: Oh My Gosh! A Guardian of Ga'Hoole Fan!
Spazticdweek: Yay! A Guardian like me!
Me: I love the Guardians of Ga'Hoole!
Spatzticdweek: Me Too! May you be my friend!
Me: Sure! Oh Racdrops! I forgot I have to do the story first!
Sabre: Yay! You put my Irish soccer supporters in you're third chappy!
Skitly: So are their going to be songs in this chappy?
Me: Maybe…
ChineseLookin'Gal: I loved all the funny stuff you put in your last chapter!
Me: Thanks!
StarfireK: So where's the new character!
Me: Oh right! (Gets microphone) Okay! Ladies and Gentleman! I bring you the one the only….Grannyyyyyyyy Cy! (The grandma Cyborg from Fractured appears!)
Reviewers: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
Granny Cy: Strix Moonwing does not own TT or Bye Bye Birdie!
Chapter 4: Family Reunions part 2
At Titans Tower….
Robin walked into the living room. Cy and BB were playing on the game station, Starfire was watching, and Raven was reading the Deptford Mice book. (Believe me those books can be very dark and scary even though it's about mice.)
Suddenly the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." Said Robin. As soon as Robin opened the door a mountain of letters crushed him.
"Yay! Fan mail!" cried BB jumping in it while crushing Robin even more. BB looked at the letters and frowned. "Hey! All these are for Cy and Bee! Something about a contest…." That was all he could say before Bumblebee darted over and placed her hand on his mouth.
She and Cyborg smiled nervously. "Uh we'll just take these and read them by our selves! Bye!" And with that the two of them grabbed all the letters and dashed to their room leaving Beast Boy on top of Robin.
"Beast Boy….ow….can't….breath!" muttered Robin. Beast Boy grinned
"Uh sorry dude!" Beast Boy got off him. Robin got up and made sure that none of his bones were broken. Then he looked at BB.
"Uh Beast Boy, can I talk to you in the kitchen."
"Sure Robin." Said BB as he followed Robin to the kitchen. Then he looked down and saw a letter that Cy and Bee forgot to pick up. He picked it up to read while in the kitchen.
In the kitchen Robin coughed in a nervous way and turned to BB. "Uh Beast Boy….I heard that Raven and you were…how can I put this…dating."
Beast Boy had a shocked look on his face. "Dude! How'd you know! I bet Cy told you! Didn't he!
"No. It was all over the phone."
"What do mean?"
"You don't want to know. Well anyways…As much as I'm happy for you too I must ask you two to stop dating."
"WHY! WE LIKE DATING!"
"I'm sorry it's just that when teammates date it could make a good target for villains. Besides romance usually interferes with crime catching. That's why I don't think we should allow it."
Beast Boy, who while Robin was talking was reading the letter, grinned evilly and faced Robin with a smirk on his green face. "No romance huh? Well boy wonder I think you should read this."
Robin grabbed the letter and started reading it. Beast Boy got out just in time before a scream pierced the air. "CYBORG! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
IN CYBORG'S ROOM….
Cyborg's head went up. Bee looked up from reading a letter. They looked at a cup of water that happened to be in the room. The water was moving like there was earthquake or something. (Imagine on the Jurassic Park when a big dinosaur is coming and the water shakes from its foot steps…well this is like that.)
CY and Bee look at each other. "Uh Oh!" They cried. Then suddenly Robin bursts into the room with flames around him. He shows them the letter.
"WHAT IS THIS?" he asks through clenched teeth.
Cyborg grins. "Oh that. Well…you see….we ….uh….okay look. Me and Bee needed money and well…it seemed like a good idea at the time…and well….looks it isn't that bad….okay maybe it is…look there's no use getting mad about it….you have to do it no matter what."
"I WHAT! DO YOU REALLY THING I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS!"
Bee shuffled her feet a little. "Well you kind of have to. I already called the mayor and he set up a giant fair to go with it…and plus he made it to be on TV."
"ON TV! Guys…I can't do this!"
"Of course you can! Don't worry it's just a little kiss! One peck and it's over with! And plus me and Bee will give you half of the profit." Said Cyborg.
"And plus you get to be on TV! Next week when we pick the lucky girl you'll get to be interviewed and stuff." Said Bee.
"Okay. I'll go with it."
"That's the spirit!"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Cy ran to get it. He opened it and gave a shout of happiness.
"Granny Cy!"
"Cyborg!" cried an old woman that looked just like Cyborg expect for the fact that she was a woman and had white hair and was very old and wrinkled.
Bee came into the room. She placed her hands on her hips and asked, "Sparky who's the old woman?"
"This old woman is my Granny Cy! Granny Cy this is my good friend Bumblebee!"
Granny Cy looked at Bee and frowned. "This is the beautiful Bumblebee you wrote to me about in your letters? She looks like a Spanish stripper to me!"(Oh no she didn't! Snap! Snap! Snap!)
Bee exploded with anger. "What are you talking about! I'm not a stripper! And I'm not Spanish!"
Granny Cy patted Bee on the shoulder. "Now now dear. "Don't be a shamed of your heritage." (The woman in the Bye Bye Birdie play had a thing against Spanish people).
"I'm not Spanish! I'm African-American!"
"Dear you can't change heritage no matter how much you want to."
"Uh Granny why are you here and not at the nice retirement home?" asked Cyborg trying to stop the fist fight that was threatening to start.
"Oh that! Well you wouldn't believe it, but they kicked me out! Can you imagine! Me! And all over a little sewing machine accident!"
Flash Back….
Granny Cy is in a giant robot made out of sewing machines and is shooting a needle laser at old people and workers running around all while screaming "Die Spanish Dora Explorer people who stole my waffles! Die! Mwuahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
End Flash Back….
"So I was hoping that my favorite grandson would let his favorite granny stay awhile!"
"Well the thing is Granny…I'm a super hero now. And the Teen Titans Tower is no place for a granny like you. Maybe I can find another home for you."
"You….mean….are you….not letting me….stay?" Stammered Granny Cy clearly confused.
"Uh…….kind of."
Granny Cy stood there for a second then fell to the ground. Cyborg rushed to her side.
"Granny! Are you okay!"
"Yes! I'm just fine! It's just that you just killed me! HOLD ON GRANDPA CY! I'M COMING UP THERE!" cried Granny Cy to the sky. The rest of the Titans had come into the room and were looking at her and Cyborg like they were crazy which was partly right.
"Oh No! Please don't talk like that! You can stay!"
"No! I won't be a burden! I'll leave! That's what a good granny does for her grandson! And don't bother driving me back to the city! I'll just swim! Wait how far is it again? Five…no wait ten hundred miles! Oh well! Nothing a Granny won't do for her grandson! So Farewell dear Cyborg! Remember…always clean your gears, stay safe, and always wear condoms! Good-Bye!" She turned to leave but was stopped by Cyborg.
"No! I won't let you go! You can stay here! You can have Bee's room!"
"Well when you put it that way….Okay! You! Green bell boy! Grab my stuff!"
"Wait! Where will I sleep!" cried Bee.
"Oh I'm sure you can find somewhere dear!" Cried Granny Cy!
The rest of the Titans left Bee in the living room where she stood with rage written all over her face.
Me: Yay! That's the end of this chapter! The next chapter will show more of Star's family and a brand new song! Please review!
