Suddnely, Princess Daisy appeared.
Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy! Your name is Lily, right?
Lily: Yeah.
Daisy: I've wanted to fight you for a long time now because both our names are flowers. But fighting a baby didn't seem right to me, so I had to wait until you grew up.
Lily: I am still a baby, I'm just a really big one now.
Daisy: Close enough. So, would you like to have a match against me?
Lily: I'd love to. But I don't know what my moveset would be.
Daisy: Just do what I did, use the same moveset as someone else but with some changes.
Lily: Good idea. Now let's see, which character do I want to be the…? …Actually, that won't be necessary. I just remembered some moves I made up for myself once. What stage should we play on?
Daisy: I'll let you pick.
Lily: I like that one with the blocks. What's that one called?
Daisy: I think it's called Living Room.
The Omega form of the Nintendogs stage fell out of the sky.
Lily and Daisy got up onto the stage.
Daisy: So, how many stocks should we do?
Lily said nothing and gave a look of confusion.
Daisy: Please don't tell me you're one of those people who prefer Time matches.
Lily: I just don't know what stocks are.
Daisy: Oh. They're how many lives each of us gets.
Lily: Oh. I usually do 3, but I like the number 2.
Daisy: Two it is then.
The Announcer: 3…2…1…GO!
You know what? I'm actually gonna try to describe a fight scene for once.
Daisy and Lily ran towards each other. Daisy tried to hit Lily with a dash attack, but she avoided it by jumping. Lily followed this up by hitting Daisy with a back air.
Daisy grabbed a Pitfall Seed and threw it on the ground. Lily got a Poké Ball and threw it up in the air. It was Alolan Raichu.
Luna: Go, Lily! You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!
Lily and Daisy fought each other a bit more, and then Lily KO'd Daisy with an Up Smash. Lily then used her Down-B, which summoned Lisa.
Lincoln: Lisa, what are you doing here?
Lynn: And how did you get here?
Lisa: I wish I knew.
Lily: She's one of my moves.
Lisa mixed some chemicals together and then gave the finished concoction to Lily. This healed some of her damage. Lisa then disappeared.
After a little more fighting, Daisy hit Lily with a down air while they were over the edge. As she started to fall, she used her Up-B, which summoned Walt and Luan.
Luan: Aaahhh! Why am I suddenly in the air with a fishing pole in my hands?
Lily: Just accept it.
Luan used the fishing pole to lift Lily back onto the stage and then disappeared with Walt. Lily tried to hit Daisy with a forward Smash, but she countered it with Blue Toad. This KO'd Lily.
Lincoln: Okay, one stock left for each of them.
Luna: You can do this, little sis!
Lynn: I don't understand this. Why is Lily fighting some princess weirdo?
Lincoln: ….You seriously don't get what this fight is?
Lynn: I'd sooner understand why Seattle didn't run the ball.
Lincoln: You're still on that? It's been 3 years.
Lynn: Hey, I don't like seeing the team I'm rooting for making the stupidest decision in the history of sports. Especially not on my birthday.
Lincoln: I still don't see what about that decision was so stupid, but anyway, the reason Lily and Daisy are fighting is because…
Karli covered Lincoln's mouth.
Karli: Adadada! She'll find out soon enough. It's not time yet.
Lily got a Smash Ball by taking off her poopy diaper and throwing it at it. Then she used her Final Smash. A giant Fa Fa head came down from the sky and swallowed Daisy.
Lily finished the match by doing a taunt where she sits down and drinks from a bottle of milk.
The Announcer: GAME! The winner is…Lily!
Daisy: One of your moves is throwing a poopy diaper?...Also, you wear diapers?
Lily: I told you I'm still a baby.
Daisy: …You are a Nintendo character, right?
Lynn ran up to Daisy and grabbed her.
Lynn: Let's get one thing straight! My sister is not a Nintendo character! Now go away and never so much as get close to me or my family ever again!
Daisy: Calm down. It doesn't have to come to this. I like sports like you do.
Lynn: NO ONE likes sports like I do!
Lynn threw Daisy by jumping in the air and kicking her with both feet. This made Daisy fly off out of sight. Emolga thought that was awesome.
Emolga: Emol Emol!
Lily: Why do you get to say whether or not I'm a Nintendo character?
Lynn: Because you're not one. You're just a person.
Karli: That doesn't mean you get to decide for her. I'm technically not a Nintendo character, but I identify as one. But let's talk about something else.
Lily: Like what?
Lincoln: How about how you stole Young Link's taunt? Don't you think he's gonna be mad at you?
Lily: I don't know. We should ask him.
Karli: I don't think he will. I mean, he drinks milk while standing up. Lily drinks milk while sitting. That's completely different.
