Bye Bye Robin!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing (Me): I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry! I so sorry to all my reviewers and fans for not updating any of my stories! I've had a history project and a book report to do! I'm sooooooo sorry! Plus I've been writing a letter to save the Teen Titans from being cancelled! How could they! (Takes deep breath) Sorry about that! Any way…please forgive me! To make it up to you I will put a new song in this chapter! Enjoy!

Me: I do not own Teen Titans…if I did I wouldn't be thinking about canceling it!

Chapter 5: Family Reunions part 3 or womanly feelings!

In a Galaxy far far away….

Dark Vader: Join me Luke! Come to the dark side!

Me: No! Not again!

Yoda: May the force be with you young Jedi.

Me: May you leave me alone!

In space close to Earth…..

"Are we there yet?" whined Cometfire at the back of the ship.

"No" said Sunfire who was driving.

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"For the last time! NO!"

Silence….then

"Are we there yet?"

"Yes!" screamed Moonfire who had taken over the wheel because Sunfire was to busy trying to straggle Comet.

"Good! Now all we need to do is land!" said Sunfire reaching for the landing button. He pressed it but nothing happened. He pressed it again and nothing happened.

"We're in trouble."

Somewhere in Jump City…

A little girl and her mommy were walking when they see something very bright falling from the sky.

"Oh Mommy! Look! A shooting star!"

"Well make a wish honey!"

The girl thought really then she said, "I wish I had an alien of my very own! Like on ET!"

Suddenly the bright thing got bigger. The mom pulled her daughter out of the way before it crashed into them. They saw that it was a big ship. Suddenly the door to the ship opened and Sunfire, Moonfire, and Cometfire walked out.

"See that wasn't so bad!" cried Sunfire to his angry family. Suddenly the little girl ran up to Sunfire and hugged him!

"Yay! My wish came true! I have a pet alien!"

"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh! A human girl! Save me!" cried Sunfire

"Huh dad? I think it's harmless" commented Comet.

"Oh right! I knew that! Excuse me young female earthling do you know where I can find the Tameran female known has Starfire. I believe she is staying with the group who call themselves the Teen Titans?"

The girl giggled and then said, "They live in T! Silly!"

"In a T?"

"Yes in a T silly! Everyone knows that!"

"Okayyyyyyy….well family it looks like to find Starfire we'll have to find the….T! Come on family!"

As they flew off the little girl looked at her mom and said, "Mommy are they crazy?"

"Yes honey….they are…they truly are."

At Titans Tower…..

It was a normal day at Titans Tower…okay not really, but it was about as normal as it could get due to all of the events that had happened in a few days time. Let's reviews shall we? Okay….Bee and Cy has made a contest for a girl to win a kiss from Robin, Beast Boy and Raven have started to date, and last but not least Cy's granny had come to live with the Teen Titans. Okay I know what your thinking…it can't get any weirder right? WRONG! Okay back to the story…

It was a…day at Titans Tower. Robin was in his room practicing what he was going to say when they announced who he was going to kiss, Beast Boy and Raven were on a date (Yay!), and Granny Cy was taking a nap in Bee's…I mean her room. And where was Bee you ask. Well Bee was in the living room by herself. Suddenly Cyborg ran into the room.

"Guess what Bee!" Shouted Cyborg happily.

"Your grandma had a heart attack and died!" cried Bee sarcastically.

"Aww…Bee. Are you still angry about my granny moving in?"

"She's a witch! And she still thinks I'm a Spanish stripper!"

"Don't worry. She's just old. She won't change anything! And it's only until she can find a new home. Besides…I can't throw out my own granny!"

This made Bee feel a little better. "Thanks Sparky. I guess I was being a little….

"Did I hear someone call my name?"

"Granny!" cried Cyborg as he ran to hug his granny who had come into the room.

"It was good while it lasted." Thought Bee.

"Hey guess what granny! Tomorrow after they announce the girl Robin has to kiss they want to do a live interview!"

"That's great! So who's going to the interview? You and Robin?"

"Yeah and Bee because she helped make the contest."

"Oh! Right Bee! Right…." Granny Cy muttered bitterly. "Hey Cyborg I think I heard the little green one calling your name!"

"Who Beast Boy? I thought he was on a date?"

"I think he and the goth one just home and are in the training room!"

"Okay!" cried Cyborg as he ran out of the living room leaving Bee and Granny Cy alone. Granny glared angrily at Bee.

"Listen here you Spanish stripper! Don't you dare think that my grandson will ever find you appealing! He's too good for someone like you! And if you dare try to make a move on him I will make your life a living nightmare!"

Bee stood there for a moment then rage boiled up in her. "Listen here you crazy old witch! Nothing you do can make me stop liking Sparky! Besides what can you do anyways?"

The two of them stood glaring at each other each ready to fight to the death for Cyborg. And they would too if this wasn't a PG story and if Beast Boy (Hey Granny Cy was right! BB and Raven were back!) and Raven hadn't just walked into the room.

Granny decided it was time for her to leave the room. "I would stick around and finish our lovely chat but I have some business to take care of. Good bye for now Bumblebee."

"See you later Granny Cy" Said Bee with venom in her voice.

"Call me Mrs. Cy." Smirked Granny Cy leaving Bee boiling with rage.

Beast Boy and Raven watched all this with raised eye brows. They looked at each over and the same thought (through they didn't know) shot through their head. "Cyborg's going to have either a dead girlfriend or a dead granny before this is over"

Suddenly a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts. The titans all glanced at each other nervously. Normally they would all be fighting to answer the door but as I said in the beginning of the chapter today was not a normal day. So for every time some one knocks at the door they had brought trouble so now the titans were scared that this person would bring more trouble. Finally Beast Boy plucked up enough courage to answer it.

As he made his way to the door many thoughts ran through his feeble mind. Who was this person at the door? Were they dangerous? Was it the pizza boy? Would Raven like some pizza? All this and more went through his head til finally he got to the door. He sloooooooooooooooooooooooooowly reached for the handle. He had the handle in his hands and he slooooooooooooooowly (I'm driving you crazy right?) turned the knob. Then he peeked out the door.

"Hello?" he asked.

BOOM!

A red-orange sunbolt sent him flying across the room. "Beast Boy!" cried Raven running to his side. He had a goofy smile on his face as he said, "Mommy I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!" Then he fainted.

Then a Sunfire and Cometfire flew in and were pointing their glowing hands at the titans.

"Okay no body move! Show me my daughter and no body gets hurt! Except the boys!" cried Sunfire pointing his hands at Cyborg and Beastboy (who had woken up).

"Please don't hurt me! I swear she told me she was eighteen!" screamed Cyborg. Beast boy and Raven looked at him in a strange and kind of disgusted way.

"Oh sorry…wrong girl…forget I said anything. But please don't hurt me!" cried Cyborg.

"Dude! I already have a girlfriend!" cried Beast Boy hiding behind Raven.

Suddenly Robin walks into the room. "Hey guys! Who's making the all the noise?" Robin soon finds himself being pinned to the wall by a pair of glowing red hands.

"Show me my daughter you villain! Or me and my son will tear all of you limb by limb!" shouted Sunfire.

"Hey dad, look! They have TV! Now I can finish watching the Irish Soccer Supporters!" Shouted Comet turning on the Titans TV.

"Comet! How many times to I have to tell you…IT'S EMPEROR SUNFIRE IN PUBLIC! EMPEROR SUNFIRE!"

"Dude! You watch the Irish soccer supporters too!" cried Beast Boy jumping on the couch with him.

"Yeah! Who doesn't! But I find that the Bulgarian soccer supporters are doing a tad better than them this year."

"Dude! Those Bulgarian soccer supporters stink!"

"No they don't! I find that they have more team spirit. Plus the Irish soccer supporters do the same thing very year."

"So everyone likes that it when they paint themselves green and bring leauphauns (sorry if I spelled that wrong.) out on the field! Green is cool! Besides all the Bulgarian supporters do is bring veelas!...Wait I like the veelas! Go Bulgarians!"

"ENOUGH!" shouted Sunfire at the two. "I will destroy you all if I don't see my Starfire!"

"Starfire is your DAUGHTER?" cried all the boys. Then suddenly Bumblebee, Starfire, and Moonfire (wait how did she get in?) walked into the room.

"Friends! I have glorious news! My family has come to visit! Oh wondrous! You have already met my father and little brother! This in my mother, Moonfire!" cried Starfire floating up to them. Suddenly Sunfire grabbed her arm and lead her to the door while asking her a million questions.

"Who are these boys? Why do they live with you? Why do you live with them? Why haven't who called! How old are they? Are they passing puberty? Have they had their shots? Do they have girlfriends? Did they cheat on their girlfriends? Did they do any physical contact to you in a flirting way? Do they were condoms? Have you been taking your birth control pills!" asked Sunfire.

"DADDY!" Cried Starfire, embarrassed.

"HONEY!" cried Moonfire.

"MOM!" cried Cometfire.

"STARFIRE!" cried Sunfire.

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" cried Beast Boy! Everyone looks at him in strange way. "What!"

"Starfire, say good-bye to your friends. We are leaving to go back to Tameran!" Shouted Sunfire.

"But why father?" cried Starfire.

"Because A: Earth is a dangerous place, B: Boys, C: You are too young to be on your own, D: You are living in a tower with boys, and E: Boys can't be trusted!" shouted Sunfire.

"You know she is living with girls too. Me and Bee. Plus you just insulted yourself." Said Raven.

"How?" asked Sunfire.

"Because you're a boy too." Said Raven.

"I'm a man! Not a boy! I deserve better respect!" shouted Sunfire.

"Please father, I do not what to leave!" cried Star.

"Dear I have an idea." Said Moonfire. "What about we stay here for a couple of days and see if we can trust the people she is living with…"

"Which we won't!" cried Sunfire pointing at the boys.

"And if we do then Starfire can stay…"

"Which she won't!" cried Sunfire.

"And if we can't trust them…"

"Which we won't!"

"Then we can take her back to Tameran."

"Which we will!"

"Does everyone agree with this plan?"

Of course none of them agreed with it but no one was dumb enough to say so. So they (even Starfire and Robin) agreed to it. Plus Robin threatened all of the boys to not do any thing stupid to make Sunfire think that they were perverts.

"Now that we have that little matter settled, Starfire will you please show me to your room. I would like to see what Earth rooms look like." Said Moonfire.

"Glorious! I will show you right away!" cried Starfire pulling Moonfire to her room.

Raven and Bee went to do other things leaving the boys all alone with Sunfire. They glanced nervously around the room for any way to escape. But there were none.

Sunfire smirked evilly at the poor trapped boys. "Okay boys it's time that we had a little talk…."

In Starfire's room…

Starfire had just brought her mother inside her room where Starfire was showing her all her new Earth stuff.

"Starfire, I must say…Earth seems like a very interesting planet indeed!" said Moonfire looking at some pictures that Starfire took of her and her friends at the fair.

"I know Moonfire! Isn't most glorious!" cried Starfire, happy that her mother was interested in Earth stuff.

"Yes it is…Wait! What did you just call me?" cried Moonfire

"I called you Moonfire! Of course!" cried Starfire, not seeing what the problem was.

"Moonfire! Don't you want to call me mother, mom, mommy!" cried Moonfire.

"Oh Moonfire! I'm too old for that! Don't worry it's natural for Earth girls to call their mothers by their first name when they become older!"

"Older! You're only sixteen! And what's this?" cried Moonfire, pointing at some makeup.

"Oh Moonfire! It's just makeup."

"Makeup! Only grown woman wear makeup!"

"Moonfire! I've had my transformation, I'm sixteen! On Earth that means I am a woman! And it feels so lovely to be a woman!"

Suddenly music started coming out of nowhere.

"Uhhhh…Starfire where is this music coming from?" asked Moonfire looking around nervously.

"Oh music sometimes comes out of nowhere here on Earth and it makes people want sing!" cried Starfire happily.

"That's nice Starfire…now how about you put your head on mommy's shoulder and we can…"

"Oh Moonfire! I'm a woman now! Here let me explain it to you!" cried Starfire has she started to sing along with the invisible band.

Star: When you're a skinny child of fifteen, Wired with braces from ear to ear.

You doubt that you ever be appealing…..

Moonfire: Oh Starfire! You were always just a pretty girl!

Star: Then hallejah! You are sixteen! And the braces disappear! Your skin is smooth and clear! And you have that happy grown up female…feeling!

Moonfire: What do you mean! What different grown up feelings?

Star: How lovely to be a woman! The wait was well worth while! How lovely to wear mascara and smile a woman's smile! How lovely to have a figure, that's round instead of flat! When ever you hear boys whistling…you're what they're whistling at!

Moonfire: What! Boys whistle at you! I never! You know in Tameran that is a sign for a duel!

Star: It's wonderful to feel, the way a woman feels! It gives you such a glow, just to know you're wearing lip stick and heels!

Moonfire: Heels! Why are you wearing heels? You're already taller than all the boys! (It's true! Except for Cyborg…but she's catching up!)

Star: How lovely to be a woman! And have one job to do! To pick out a boy and train him and then when you are through, you made him the man you want him…to be!

Life's lovely when you're a woman…like me!

Moonfire: You're picking out a boy! (cough cough…. cough)

Star: How wonderful to know the things a woman knows! How marvelous to wait for a date in simply beautiful clothes!

Moonfire: You have a date? It's the green one isn't it! I knew he was trouble!

Star: How lovely to be a woman and change from boys to man!

Moonfire: What!

Star: To go to a fancy night club! And stay out after ten!

Moonfire: But your curfew is at 9:00!

Star: How lovely to be so grown up and free!

Moonfire: Not too free I hope!

Star: Life's lovely when you're a woman…like me!

Moonfire: (faints) ;)

Strix: I hope you enjoyed this chapter and before you leave or review I need to tell you something very important! On Teen Titans they have stated that CN might cancel Teen Titans! The only way we the fans can stop this is to write as many letters as possible or to buy their stuff. I know it sounds shallow but that gives the producers a lot of money and it shows how much we like Teen Titans. When you write they letters make it very heart felt, show how much love and how you feel about TT. And please…don't try to be funny by writing "I have your kids if you wish for their safe return makes another season of TT!" They'll just throw it away. Here's the address to sent it to

Cartoon Network

1050 Techwood Drive

Atlanta, GA 30318

Please on the cover put SAVE THE TEEN TITANS! On it. Try to tell every TT fan you can about this so they can write too! This is TT only hope! Please write to save the best show ever put on Cartoon Network! Teen Titan Fans Go!

Strix Moonwing