Bye Bye Robin

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing: Hi guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but you know it's the holidays and I have to be with my family, and do shopping, and get presents, and stuff myself with Christmas cookies. And for a holiday present to all my fans and loyal readers I give you a new chapter with two new songs on it! (Suddenly Flies with Raven walks in)

Flies with Raven: Hey you have updated! Now I can give you your children that I have kidnapped til you updated!

Strix: (confused) But I don't have any children! I'm only a teenager!

Flies Raven: Uhhhhhhh….then who are these guys? (four little boys walk in)

Boys: Hi Aunt Strix!

Strix: Those aren't my children! They're my nephews!

Flies Raven: They're still related to you right?

Strix: They're my sister's kids!

Flies Raven: Is that bad…(Strix's sisters walk in)

Strix Sisters: Hey she's the crazy girl that stole our kids! Get her!

Flies Raven: AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! (gets chased away by Strix's sisters)

Nephews: Is she crazy?

Strix: You can say that….

Nephews: Aunt Strix does not own Teen Titans or Bye Bye Birdie! Sooooo…what did you get us for Christmas!

Chapter 6: Robin Gets to Kiss…

Today was the big day in Jump City…it was the day that would announce to everyone who Robin was going to kiss. Everyone was gathering at the park where they would announce it and it was also the place where an interview would take place afterwards. Excitement was everywhere. Girls were looking their best and boy were gathering weapons to beat Robin up with just in case their girlfriends were picked to kiss him. Yes…everything was perfect…well almost perfect.

"Okay girls…one more time!" shouted Cyborg at a group of fan girls. The girls took a deep breath and began.

Fan Girls: "We love you Robin! Oh yes we do! We love you Rob-in! And we'll be true!

When you're not near us! We're blue! Oh Rob-in, we love you!

"Okay girls that enough for now! The competition is in one hour! There's food stands and games over there…and no going into the bar!" cried Cyborg as the girl's left.

"AAAAWWWW" cried the girls at the last statement. Beast Boy saw that one of the girls was behind. It was none other than Kitten. She looked very sad with a glum look on her face. Beast Boy turned to one of Kitten's friends who was trying to sneak into the bar and asked, "What's wrong with Kitten?"

"Oh…she's just sad because Robin might kiss someone besides her." Said Kitten's friend.

"Oh….Hmmmmm. Well I can't stand to see anybody sad, not even Kitten. I know I can cheer her up!" And with that Beast Boy walked up to Kitten who looked like she wanted to kill him.

"Hi Kitten! Isn't it just a wonderful day!" said Beast Boy with a cheerful grin on his face. It made Kitten want to barf.

"It won't be so wonderful for you if you don't leave me alone, you ugly little elf!" Growled Kitten.

Beast Boy stepped back from the angry teenager, but smiled and walked up to her again. "Aaaawwww! Come on! I was only trying to put a smile on your face!" Suddenly the invisible band started playing and suddenly Beast Boy got the urge to sing. A cane and a hat came out of nowhere and Beast Boy put the hat on and caught the cane and started singing.

Beast Boy: Gray skies are gon-na clear up! Put on a happy face!

Brush off the clouds and cheer up! Put on a happy face!

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy!

It's not your style!

You'll look so good that you'll be glad…ya de-cid-ed to smile!

At this Beast Boy started dancing. Kitten stared at him like he was an idiot. "If you think that you singing is going to help me feel better….you're crazy!

Beast Boy: Pick out a pleasant outlook! Stick out that noble chin!

Wipe off that full-of-doubt look! Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sun-shine all o-ver the place!

Kitten: "If you don't stop singing I'll stick you're face where the sun doesn't shine!"

Beast Boy: And put on a happy face! (Tosses cane in the air) Put on a happy face! (Catches cane before it hits ground) Put on a happy face!

Kitten: "You're an idiot you know that right!"

Beast Boy: "And if you're feeling cross and bickerish! Don't sit and whine!

Think of ba-na-na splits and lic-or-ish! And you'll feel fine!

I knew a girl so gloomy! She'd never laugh or sing!

She wouldn't listen to me…Now she's a mean old thing! (Is hit on the head by a game controller covered in black aura.) Kitten laughs at this. Beast Boy grins and dances with her.

Both: So spread sun-shine all over the place! Just put on a hap-py face!

Beast Boy turned to Kitten, who to his surprise is smiling. "So do you feel happy now?"

"Yes! I do! Thanks to you I know now that I don't need Robin to make me happy!"

"That's great!" said Beast Boy smiling.

"I need….you Beasty-poo!" cried Kitten with hearts in her eyes.

"WHAT!" Cried Beast Boy backing away slowly. "Listen….Kitten…As much as it fills me joy to admit…I mean… pains me to admit I already have a girlfriend."

Suddenly a ringing sound filled the air. Everyone turned to the stage where Cyborg had a raffle filled with every girl in Jump City's name in it. It was time for the drawing.

"Okay everyone…it's time for the moment you have all been waiting for…it's time to pick the lucky girl that will kiss the Boy Wonder…Robin here(points to Robin) on national TV in three days! Bumblebee….the name please." Said Cyborg, holding out his hand for the paper. Bumblebee drew the paper from the raffle and gave it to him. Cyborg slowing unfolded the paper and read out the name.

"The lucky girl to kiss Robin is……….Raven! Wait…Raven!" Cried Cyborg shocked.

"Raven!" cried Bee, spilling the rest of the papers out.

"Raven!" Cried Robin falling from his chair.

"Raven!" Cried Starfire, eyes glowing.

"Raven!" cried the fangirls, crying tears of sadness.

"Raven! WooHoo!" cried the fangirl's boyfriends.

"Me!" Cried Raven blowing up the bar in horror and surprise.

"RAVEN!" Shouted Beast Boy whose face was filled with horror and anger.

"Yay! Now you don't have a girlfriend! So Beasty-poo when do you want to go out…Friday or Saturday? Asked Kitten with hearts still in her eyes. Beast Boy ran away so fast that it made Mas and Meno and Kid Flash jealous.

The gang met together behind the stage. "You did what!" Shouted Bee angrily at Cyborg.

"Sorry but I had to put every girl's name in that raffle." Said Cyborg. "How was I suppose to know her's would be the one drawn! There are hundreds of names in there!"

"Can we do another draw!" Cried Raven angrily.

"Sorry but that would be cheating. You two have to kiss on national TV in three days no matter what." Said Cyborg. Raven and Robin groaned and Beast Boy and Starfire fumed angrily in a corner. Suddenly a man walked up to them.

"Excuse me sir. But it is time for the interview." Said the man pointing outside. The man led the team outside where TV reporters were waiting. Reporters crowded around them asking them questions. One reporter went to Robin and asked "How do you feel about fighting so much crime in Jump City?"

Before Robin could answer Cyborg and Bumblebee pushed him out of the way. Cyborg and Bee smiled. "Let us handle this guys." Suddenly music started playing as Bee and Cyborg answered the reporter's question.

Cyborg: "How does he feel? You ask how he feels? He's much too shy to tell you so I'll tell you how he feels! He feels…brave and eager…..strangely humble! Proud to be a plain G.I.!"

Bumblebee: "He will gladly face those villains! For he's not afraid to die!

Robin (turns to Bee): DIE!

Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven: "For he's a fine, upstanding, patriotic, healthy, normal American Boy!"

Bumblebee (points to fangirls): Sing!

Fan girls: We love you Robin! Oh yes we do! We love you Robin! And we'll be true! When you're not near us, we're blue! Oh Robin we love you!

Reporter (points at Robin and Raven): Are you two engaged? (Fangirls gasp and cry sadly and reporter is strangled by Beast Boy and Starfire)

Bumblebee: "Is he engaged? Is Robin engaged? There's ab-so-lute-ly nothing to the rumor he's engaged!"(Fangirls sigh with relief)

Cyborg: "She's a real pal, like a sister, but it doesn't mean a thing! And the eighteen carat dia-mond…it was just a friend-ship ring!"

Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven: "For he's a fine, up-standing, patriotic, healthy, normal American boy!"

Cyborg (points to fangirls): Sing!

Fan girls: "We love you Robin! Oh yes we do! We love you Robin! And we'll be true! When you're not near us, we're blue! Oh Robin we love you!

Reporter: Is Robin still drinking a lot? (Gets beaten by fan girls)

Robin: Drinking? Who said I drank! (He may not drink but he may be doing some other stuff if you know what I mean. Wink wink-)

Bumblebee: Now listen here! That gossip must stop! He goes to church each Sun-day! And he doesn't touch a drop!

Cyborg: He's as decent as a min-is-ter! He's as so-ber as a judge! He sub-scribes to every cha-ri-ty! And his hob-by's making fudge!

Starfire: Isn't Robin allergic to fudge?

Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven: "For he's a fine, up-standing, patriotic, healthy, normal American boy!"

Reporter (now has many injuries): Did Robin come from reform school? (Is beaten to a pulp all the people there)

Both Bee and Cyborg: "That is a lie! A lie thru and thru! I'll tell you where he came from…here's the story and it's TRUE!"

Bumblebee: "He was born in In-do-Chi-na!"

Robin: "What the heck?"

Cyborg: "He was born in old Vir-gin-ie!"

Beast Boy and Starfire: "He was?"

Bee: "Son of mis-sion-ar-ies there!"

Raven: "What!"

Cy: "On a thou-sand acre farm!"

Robin: "Are you talking about me or someone else?"

Bee: "Very poor and ve-ry hun-gry!"

Robin: "I wasn't poor! Or hungry!"

Cy: "From a line of wealthy planters!"

Raven: "If you two are going to make up a story please stick to one!"

Bee: "What a cruel life to bear!"

Beast Boy: "Did you say he lived with a bear?"

Cy: "Full of gentle southern charm!"

Starfire: "Please…how can a direction have charm?"

Bee: "Then he drift-ed down to Hong Kong!"

Robin: "I think I went there once."

Cy: "Every evening by the river!"

Beast Boy: "They have a river in Gothan City?"

Bee: "To a wa-ter-front saloon!"

Starfire: "Is Robin in a river or a water saloon?"

Cy: "In the moon-light, they would croon!"

Beast Boy: "I don't know Star! I lost track after the bear part!"

Bee: "That is where I saw him fighting!"

Raven: "Wasn't that Batman?"

Cy: "That's where Robin started fighting!"

Robin: "How does any of this have to do with me?"

Bee: "Neath that dirty Hong Kong moon!"

Starfire: "How can a moon be dirty?"

Cy: "Neath that sweet plan-ta-tion moon!"

Robin, BB, Star, and Raven: "We're lost!"

Fan girls: "We love you Robin! Oh yes we do! We love you Robin! And we'll be true!"

Everybody: "For he's a fine, up-standing, average, modest, pa-tri-o-tic, health-y, normal American…..American…Boy!"

A random boy walks up. He looks at his comic book. Then he says, "Uhhhhhhhh….wasn't Robin Batman's sidekick?"

Strix: Merry Christmas everybody!

StarfireK: And a happy New Year too!

Both: Please review!