Bye Bye Robin!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing: Hi Guys! Here with the seventh chapter of Bye Bye Robin! Sorry it took me so long…I had to right a story for a history project. Stupid projects…..Also I won't be writing in any of my stories until the end of summer. Sorry, but my family is going on vacation to Disney World and I don't have a laptop or internet. I'm really, really, really sorry! Please don't hate me! I'm trying to update all of my stories this week so you have something to read while I'm gone. I'll miss all of you and your reviews!
Beast Boy: That means you're leaving us?
Cyborg: Man, I can't stay in this story any longer! Granny Cy is driving me nuts!
StarfireK: Hey she's your Granny.
Beast Boy: Dude! You have to get us out of here! I have to go to the bathroom!
Strix: I do not own Teen Titans or Bye Bye Birdie!
Chapter 7: One Boy
Robin couldn't believe it. In fact he couldn't believe a lot of things. He couldn't believe that he had actually thought the tooth fairy was real….until he was 14, he couldn't believe that Beast Boy and Raven had actually kissed and went on a date together, he couldn't believe that Cyborg and Bee had made him go through with this ridicules contest, he couldn't believe that Starfire's parents had come to take Star away, he couldn't believe that Kitten had called Beast Boy poo, he couldn't believe that Cyborg's grandma had come to live with them, and lastly he couldn't, couldn't, believe that he and Raven were actually going to kiss….ON LIVE TV IN TWO DAYS! Robin couldn't believe it…..
Luckily Robin wasn't the only one in shock. As soon as Raven had come home that day she had locked herself in her room and was now leafing through all her spell books to try and find a time charm that would make her go back in time to murder Terra…er…I mean….to stop her name from being picked.(No offense Terra fans! I'm actually really fond of Terra! I just thought it was funny!)
Beast Boy, on the other hand, had taken to focusing his misery on tofu, soda, and video games. He was now in his room weeping fountains of tears(like on Overdrive) while playing his Game Boy, while at the same time drinking a soda and some tofu on a fork. Who said that boys can't do more than one things at once?
Starfire, like Beast Boy, was filled with misery and sadden at having her only love being forced to kiss her best friend on live TV in front of millions of Rob/Rae fans. She was currently slouched on the couch on the couch with the saddest expression on her face, switching through the channels with her brother, Cometfire.
About the only people who weren't upset was Cyborg and Bee. Cyborg was actually gleeful with happiness. He now had enough money for the new gamestation, plus new games and new gadgets for his T-car! Bee was just happy because her idea worked and Cyborg was happy…plus he promised her some new CDs.
Bee had been listening to some of these new CDs with Cyborg suddenly burst into her room with a giant smile on his face. He grabbed her earphones, pulling them away from her ear, and screamed, "BEE! I HAVE THE GREATEST NEWS!"
Bee let out a scream and dropped her CD player on the room, breaking it. She rose from her bed and glared at Cyborg. "What is it? Also you're going to pay for that!"
Cyborg's smile widened. "I just got off with the producers with the show that's going to show Robin and Raven kissing and they want to do another interview with Robin!"
Bee raised her eyebrow. "Anddddd…what's so good about that?"
Cyborg thought for a second. "We get to sing another song about Robin's life?" He was hit in the head with yellow and black striped pillow.
"No way! I still have a headache from the last song we sang about Robin's life!"
Meanwhile….
Starfire sighed as she mindlessly flipped through the TV channels looking for something to take her mind off of Robin, Raven, and kissing.
Switch!
"Oh Juliet! Oh Romeo! Kiss me!"
Switch!
"Or Rosie! Oh Albert!"
(Twitch) Switch!
"I love you Brad! I love you too Jessica!"
(growls) Switch!
"I love you! You love me! We're all part of a big family! When great big hug and kiss from me to you! Won't you say I…Love…You…TOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Starfire, growling and with glowing hands and eyes, stood over the destroying, smoking, remains of what was a second ago, the Teen Titan's beloved television.
Cometfire, who had been watching his sister with wide shocked eyes, threw himself to the ground next to the destroyed TV sobbing.
"MY TELEVISION! NOOOOOOO! WAAAAA! WHY CRUEL FATE? WHY!" Cried the poor, insane prince. He stood up, still weeping, and pointed an accusing finger at Starfire.
"You! You killed my TV! I banish you! Banish you I say! Banish!" He shouted, stomping his feet and sniffling.
Starfire put her hands on her hips and glared at her brother. "First of all my youngest brother, Comet, you have not the authority to banish me and second, this was not your TV. IT WAS OURS!" She yelled.
Cometfire glared and shouted, "IT'S COMETFIRE IN PUBLIC!" Realizing what he had just said he clamped his hand across his mouth and stood shocked. "OMG! I…I…I…..AM TURNING INTO DAD!
From across the Tower a shouted was heard. "IT'S SUNFIRE IN PUBLIC SON!" Cometfire, unable to handle that fact that he was inheriting his father's genes, let out a high pitched girly scream and fled from the room.
Starfire sighed and slumped back onto the couch. Beast Boy entered the room, dragging his body in a slow lazy fashion, and slumped down next to her. The two didn't even look at each and at the same time let out a deep, sad sigh.
Starfire was the first to speak. "Friend Beast Boy, it seems like that you too are in the dumpster."
Beast Boy didn't have the energy to give her a puzzled look. "It's down in the dumps Star. Yeah, I just can't believe that Raven is actually going to…kiss Robin." Beast Boy shuddered and had to gag the word kiss out.
Starfire sat up. "But it isn't like they want too. Right?"
Beast Boy shuffled his feet and muttered. "Then why are they still doing it?"
Starfire tried to look hopeful. "Because if they don't millions of fans will be disappointed."
Beast Boy rolled his eyes. "Yeah right! Who cares about fans! What if when the two kiss, Raven realizes that he's a better kisser than I am! She'll fall in love and leave me to go date him and I'll have no chance of a girl again unless Terra stops dating Aqualad and if that happens Aqualad will beat me up if I even think about hitting on her and if I try to flirt with Raven again Robin will use me as a punching bag and Cyborg will laugh and I'll have to actually work out so I can beat Aqualad and…." Beast Boy was cut short by Starfire, who slapped her hand on Beast Boy's mouth.
Starfire's eyes softened with sadness for Beast Boy. "Beast Boy, I do not think that Raven or Robin will stop loving us."
Beast Boy's ears drooped. "How can you know?"
Starfire sighed and looked out the window to look at the setting sun. "Because Beast Boy, I believe that there is a person for everyone in this world. I have always heard that there is a boy for every girl. A boy to talk with, to walk with, and to love…."
Suddenly the room was filled with soft music. Both Starfire and Beast Boy looked around, confused. "Beast Boy do you hear music in the room or am I just messed up in the head?"
Beast Boy looked around with wide eyes. "You mean crazy, Starfire. Well if you're crazy then I'm crazy too. I think one of us has to sing."
Starfire shrugged and suddenly felt the urge to sing. She smiled and walked toward the window.
Starfire: One boy, One special boy!
One boy to go with,
To talk with,
And walk with!
One boy……That's the way it should be!
Somehow this song made Beast Boy feel alittle better. He remembered all the fun times Raven and him had together….okay most of it was him having fun but she still stayed with him right?
Beast Boy: One girl, that's the way it should be!
That's the way it should be!
One girl, One certain girl!
That's the way it should be!
One girl to laugh with,
To joke with,
Have Coke with.
One girl…not two or three!
Starfire smiled and remembered all the good and bad things that she and Robin had went through together. Sure Robin was sometimes difficult and she didn't understand him at times but he was the first person from Earth that she met and she and he had a special bond. No kiss could destroy that.
Starfire: One day you'll find out,
This is what life is all about,
You need someone who….
Is living just for you!
One boy...One steady boy!
Beast Boy: One girl….One steady girl!
Starfire and Beast Boy: One boy/girl to be with forever and ever…
One boy/girl….That's the way it should be! That's the way it should be!
Beast Boy: The boy….
Starfire: The girl…
Both: Is me!...One day you'll find out,
This is what life is all about!
You need someone who….
Is living just for you!
Both: (sighing softly) One boy/girl…One special boy/girl!
One boy/girl to live for, to care for, be there for….
Both Starfire and Beast Boy suddenly felt sad again and at the same time flopped on the couch.
Both: That's the way it should be…..(sigh)
Meanwhile, while the two broken hearts sang about their sorrow in the living room, in the kitchen another love battle was taking its toll.
Bumblebee sighed and slurped on her mega sized slurpy. She was over with being angry at Cyborg for her CD player. She could buy another one and beside….she could never stay mad at him. She sighed dreamily and smiled. Suddenly her girly daydreaming was interrupted by a knock on the door. The door burst open to reveal Granny Cy, smiling triumph.
"Oh Cyborg! Granny is home and I have a surprise for you!" Shouted Granny Cy. She smiled nastily at Bumblebee. "Hello dear! How's the Mexican bar going?"
Bumblebee's hair started smoking. "Don't you have another retirement home to destroy?"
Any bloodshed that was going to start was cancelled by Cyborg entering the room. Both of the girls smiled brightly and innocently at him. Granny Cy ran to hug him. "Oh my little Cyborg! Granny is so happy to see you!"
Cyborg smiled and patted her back. "Well I'm happy to see you too Granny!" Bumblebee fumed and patted the chair next to her, letting out a clenched smile. "Here Sparky! Come sit down! I made a great breakfast for you!"
Granny Cy glared. "Don't bother sitting down because you'll just jump back up when you see my surprise!"
Cyborg's eyes widened. "You got me a surprise? This is great! What is it?"
Granny Cy opened the door. "Not what but who! Cyborg come and meet your new teammate….Kitten!" Bumblebee and Cyborg gasped as a very blonde Kitten jumped through the doorway, wearing ablue jumpsuit.
"Hi everybody! Hello Cyby Poo!" She cried smiling flirtly at Cyborg. Cyborg's eyes twitched at the sound of Cyby Poo. Bumblebee was on the verge of murdering someone…either Granny Cy or Kitten or both.
Cyborg finally regained his ability to speak. "New-new-new teammate?"
Granny Cy clapped her hands together and beamed. "Isn't she great! I knew that you'll love her! Isn't she much better than that Mexican stripper?"
Bumblebee exploded. "KITTEN? BETTER THAN ME! ARE YOU NUTS! SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY POWERS AND SHE'S NOT EVEN A HERO! SHE'S A VILLIAN!"
Granny Cy punted. "Hmph! Some people can find a fault in anything!"
Kitten smiled and leaned on Cyborg's shoulder. "Oh poo! I don't do villain work anymore! It's too hard and they don't have good fashion! I want to be here with my new Cyby Poo!"
Bumblebee's eyes twitched. "I thought you liked Beast Boy now!"
Kitten glared. "I did but I found out that green isn't in season and that blue is!" She stared dreamily Cyborg. "Isn't it great? We'll be the most fashionable couple of the year!"
Cyborg tried to inch away from Kitten. "Er…what about we talk about it."
Granny Cy beamed. "Yes! Let's talk about it over dinner! I know this wonderfully romantic restaurant that you two will love! Come on!" And with that she grabbed both Kitten and Cyborg and the three ran out the door.
Bumblebee stood shocked and gasping at what had just happened. Finally rage consumed her and she let out a horrible scream.
"AAAAUUURRRGGHHHH! THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT WOMAN! SHE HAS GOT TO GO!" Screamed Bumblebee. Suddenly she realized how in rage she was and calmed down.
"No Bumblebee! You are a superhero! You don't try and get revenge on some crazy woman. Remember what your mother always told you." Thought Bumblebee and suddenly a giant bubble appeared on top of her head. In it was Bumblebee's mother.
"Now Bumblebee before you seek revenge on someone walk a mile in their shoes…that way when you get revenge on them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes! Now go get that crazy witch!" Shouted Bumblebee's mother from the bubble, shaking her fist at her. Bumblebee let out an evil laugh and ran from the kitchen, leaving her bubble with her mother behind.
Suddenly Cometfire walked into the room and saw the bubble. "Cool! A bubble with a woman in it!" He ran to poke it. Bumblebee's mother screamed, "No! Don't…" She didn't get any farther as Cometfire poked it and the bubble popped. Cometfire cried and screamed, "Not again!"
Bumblebee walked through the hallways, plotting the perfect revenge on Granny Cy and Cyborg. Stupid Cyborg…Bumblebee couldn't believe that Cyborg would actually consider letting Kitten into the team! He was listening more to that crazy old woman than to his best friend and partner! She would get revenge on both of them! But how?
Suddenly her pointless walking led her into the living room and she saw the grief filled Starfire and Beast Boy. A sudden hope sparked in her mind and she let out an evil smile. "Oh guys…want to help me with a little project? Muewanahahah-cough-cough!"
Note to self thought Bumblebee, work on evil laugh.
Strix: Yay for plot twist! What's Bee up to? What does Beast Boy and Starfire have to do with it! Will Speedy, Aqualad, and Kid Flash get to sing any songs? Find out on the next chapter of Bye Bye Robin! Please review!
