Bye Bye Robin

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing: Hi, Strix here with a new chapter of Bye Bye Robin! I'm really trying to finish the first story that I've written on this site so I can have a free conscience to write more. All I have are a few chapters left. I apologize if the last chapter was a little confusing. Basically, Starfire got jealous of Robin singing to all the fangirls, thinking that he actually enjoyed it and not knowing that he was only doing it for forty dollars. So she decided to go with Bumblebee's plan….whatever her plan is. I'm not telling until the next chapter. In this chapter, we're finally going to see more of Starfire's crazy family! It's also going to have two songs. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't and probably will never own Bye Bye Birdie or Teen Titans so don't sue me!

Chapter 9: The Slade Wilson Show!

It was the day of the famous kiss and everyone in Jump City had cancelled all appointments, all schools, and all businesses just for this momentous occasion. Heck, even the patients in the hospitals who were on life support and needed operations refused to have their doctors operate on them in case they missed their favorite hero kiss the Goth chick! Imagine, all of this happened just because Cyborg wanted a new video game! Life is nothing more than a cycle of weird consequences that will probably end in utter chaos.

What was about to happen today was just another part of this cycle….

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Shouted Sunfire….I mean….Emperor Sunfire.

His beautiful wife, Moonfire flew into the room, which happened to be the bathroom, and looked at her husband with concern in her eyes. "What is it dear?"

Sunfire, who had been looking into the toilet, looked at his wife with rage and annoyance on his face. "I can't take this anymore dear! I can't figure out how to use the bathroom on Earth!" He glared at the toilet and shouted, "Really! How do these earthlings relief themselves on this thing! ARGH!" In a fit of enragement, he blasted the toilet to bits and started to stomp around the tower in rage with his wife floating behind him, trying to calm him down.

"Dear, I must admit, Earth is a most unusual place." Moonfire said as she followed her enraged husband. "They raise their daughters in the most abnormal manner. It is amazing how girls on this planet can actually find a mate."

"That's another thing I'm sick about!" growled Sunfire. "All these boys! There are too many boys on this planet!" He pointed out the window towards the city. "In that settlement, there are over a thousand boys…all Starfire's age! It's amazing that she doesn't have nineteen kids already!"

"One honey, she isn't that irresponsible!"

"It's not her I'm worried about! It's those boys!" His eyes glowed orange with fury. "Especially that spiky haired boy with the stupid mask on his face."

Moonfire sniffed daintily as she replied. "Well, if you ask me, there is absolutely nothing on this planet that is good or interesting. I do wish that we could return back to our beloved Tamerian."

"I have to agree with you there! This planet can produce nothing good! I have the right mind to leave this planet this very instant with both Starfire and Cometfire! So help me if I won't!" He stomped his foot and shouted at the last part.

Suddenly, Cometfire stuck his head through the door leading to living room and shouted, "Mom, Dad! Keep it down will you? I'm trying to watch all nine hundred earth channels!"

Sunfire grabbed his son's hand and started to drag him away from the living room. "Come along son, we're going to get you're sister and leave this X'hal-forsaken planet this instant and return home!"

The thirteen-year old Tamerian prince blinked at his father and immediately burst into tears. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE CAN'T LEAVE! MY BEST FRIEND BEAST BOY WAS GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE SLADE WILSON SHOW TONIGHT! DON'T GOOOOOOO! OW!" Sunfire had let go of his son's hand, causing him to fall on his butt.

"What did you say?" asked Sunfire, his face expressionless.

Comet furrowed his eyebrow in confusion at his father's change of attitude. "My best friend Beast Boy was going to get me front seats to the Slade Wilson Show because Robin and Raven were going to kiss on it tonight on live TV."

Moonfire gasped. "You mean the Slade Wilson Show!"

"The one that's the biggest show on Universal Television!?" gasped Sunfire.

"Uh, yeah?" replied Comet, not sure what his parents were so worked up about. So it was an alright show. It was good enough to be seen on every planet in the universe

Moonfire gasped again and started to fan herself with excitement. "Oh myself, oh myself, us seeing the Slade Wilson Show first-hand! I think I might faint!"

Sunfire gazed out of one of the giant windows in the tower and whispered, "Maybe….just maybe…there is something good on this planet."

Cometfire looked from his each of his two parents, who both seemed to be in their own fantasy land, after hearing about the famous Slade Wilson Show. "Okay, you both know that only Robin, Raven, and the rest of the titans are going to be on the show? Beast Boy just gave me some tickets to get front seats."

"Well, we're practically Titans aren't we?" asked Moonfire. "I mean, our daughter is a titan…."

"So that makes us Titans!" added Sunfire. His hands glowed as he lifted his right fist in the air and shouted, "As Emperor of Tamerian, I appoint us….TITANS! Now we can go to the Slade Wilson Show!"

As his mother gazed at his father lovely, Comet shook his head and muttered, "Great X'hal, my family is so insane…"

Sunfire ignored his son and gazed out into an invisible audience and sighed, "Me….on the Slade Wilson Show." Suddenly music started to play out of nowhere.

"Oh X'hal, no…" muttered Comet, placing a pair of earplugs on.

"Me….Emperor Sunfire appearing with…." Sunfire started sing. "Slade Wilson……Slade Wilson…….Slade…..Slade….Wil-s-on! Slade……Slade…..Wil-s-on!"

Moonfire joined her husband. "Slade……Slade….Wilson! Slade….Slade….Wilson! Slade……..Slade…….Wil-s-on!"

"Oh what the heck!" Cometfire muttered as he joined his parents into singing, though his voice wad defiantly higher pitched than the both of them. "Slade……Slade……Wilson! Slade……Slade….Wil-s-on!"

Moonfire: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh…..Ahhhhhhhhhh….Slade! Ahhhhh….Ahhhhh….Slade!"

All: "Slade….Wil….Wil……Slade Wilson! Slade…..Wil….Wil….Wilson! Slade….Wil…Wil….Wilson! Slade Wilson….We're gon-na be on Slade Wilson! Slade Wilson…..We're gon-na be on Slade Wilson! Slade Wilson….We're gon-na be on Slade Wilson!

Moonfire and Comet: "How could an-y fam-ly beeeeeee half as fo-tu-nate as we?

Sunfire and Comet: "We'll be coast-to-coast, with our fa-v'rite host, Slade Wil-s-on!

All: "Slade Wil-s-on…….Slade Wil-s-on! We're gon-na be on Slade Wil-s-on!

Sunfire blinked back a tear and put his arms around his wife and son as he said, "I've got a wonderful wife…..two swell kids….a whole planet to rule and, now, this!

Sunfire: "Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Moonfire: "Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Comet: "Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

All: "Some-day we'll re-call….the great-est day of all….Slade Willllllllllllll-s-on!!!!!!"

Comet finished singing and glared at his parents. "Okay, may I please go back to watching TV, now!?"

That evening...

"You're looking nice, Rae!" Beast Boy said, smiling as he leaned over on the back of the sofa, watching as Raven entered the room.

"Beast Boy, I'm wearing the same thing I worn earlier." Raven said dryly, but blushed at his compliment. She sat on the couch, next to Beast Boy and started to read some of her book. Pretty soon, all of them would have to leave to go to the TV studio for that idiotic contest. Oh she loathed the day that Cyborg ever thought about doing this pointless contest. Probably the worst part about it was that people actually enjoyed it.

"Oh…well, then, I guess you always look nice then!" Beast Boy replied his smile growing wider.

"Smooth, Beast Boy…real smooth." Raven said, not glancing up from her book.

"She called me smooth! Yes! Score, one point BB, zero for Robin!" thought Beast Boy gleefully. He shuffled closer to Raven, his face still smiling.

Raven glanced had him with her violent eyes. "Okay, what do you want?"

A look of surprise crossed the changeling's face. "Me? I don't want nothing!"

"You mean anything." Raven retorted, annoyed at Beast Boy's lack of good grammar.

Beast Boy blushed and rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah…what you said. Come on, Rae, can't a guy want to be close to his girlfriend?"

"No." Raven said plainly. Beast Boy gave her his cute face. Raven raised an eyebrow at him. "Beast Boy, you know perfectly well that I'm immune to that."

Beast Boy frowned and decided to tell Raven the real reason he was here. "Uhhh….Raven?"

"Yes Beast Boy?"

"Girls don't go out with a boy based on their kiss….do they?"

His question was greeted with a long silence that made Beast Boy squirm uncomfortably. At last, Raven closed her book and faced her boyfriend.

"Beast Boy, I'm going to take a guess and say that you're nervous about me kissing Robin. Am I correct?"

Beast Boy nodded dumbly, amazed at how well Raven could read his mind.

Raven sighed and smiled gently at Beast Boy. "Beast Boy, this is just a stupid contest. It isn't a real kiss. I have no feeling towards Robin whatsoever and I'm sure that Robin has no feeling for me whatsoever. I love you, not him, so stop being so nervous. It'll be over in about two hours anyway." With that Raven returned to her book.

Beast Boy could have laughed in relief. He sighed and smiled lovely at Raven. Raven didn't like this contest anymore than he did…but still, he was still kind of angry that Robin was going to kiss her….ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! They even made a one day holiday of it!

"Are you sure?" He asked timidly.

Raven glared at him. "Yes, I'm sure."

"Really sure?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Really, really, really?"

"Beast Boy, if you don't want to be sucked into another dimension, I'd advise you to accept my answer."

"Okay, okay…." He thought for a second and a smirk formed on his face. "Just to make sure, may you give me one last kiss before you have to kiss Robin?"

"Is that really necessary?"

"Yes."

"Beast Boy…."

"Please! Pretty please!" beg Beast Boy. Suddenly, yet again, music started to play out of nowhere. Raven glared at Beast Boy. "Great, you got the music playing, now I'll never get to finish my book."

"Uhhhh….who sings? Me or you?" Beast Boy asked. Raven gave him the if-you-think-I'm-going-to-sing-then-you-have-a-snowball's-chance-in-heck look, so Beast Boy quickly began to sing.

Beast Boy: "Oh one last kiss! Oh gim-me one last kiss! It nev-er felt like this, No nev-er felt like this! You know I need your love! Uh Uh oh! Gim-me one last kiss! Oh, one more time,, Oh ba-by, one more time! It real-ly is sub-lime! Oh hon-ey, so sub-lime, You know I need your love….Uh Uh Oh….Gim-me one last kiss!"

As Beast Boy sang, he started to dance around Raven as she tried desperately to read her book.

Beast Boy: "Baaaaaaaaaaby…..Give me one last kiss! Baaaaaaaaaby……Give me one last kiss! Oh one last kiss, oh gim-me one last kiss! It nev-er felt like this, No nev-er felt like this! You know I need your love….Uh Uh oh! Gim-me one last kiss!"

Raven sighed in defeat and tossed her book aside as she started to dance with Beast boy, who was still singing.

Beast Boy: "Turn back hist'ry's pa-ges! Go back thru the a-ges! See how brave superhero boys of yore said good-bye! Went off to battle…went off to battle! Oh one last kiss! Oh gim-me one last kiss! It nev-er felt like this, no nev-er felt like this! You know I need you love! Oh give me one last kiss! Oh last kiss!"

As the song came to an end, Beast Boy had leaned over to give Raven a kiss as Raven did the same. But as their lips were about to touch, the living door slide open and Robin, completely unaware of the two teammates that were about to kiss, grabbed Raven's hand and said, "Come on guys! We have to the get to TV station!"

"Robin!" Raven cried, as Robin and Cyborg dragged her towards the T-car, leaving Beast Boy alone in the living room. He gawked at the spot where Raven had been a moment before, ready to kiss him…until the jerk Robin dragged her away! A spark of anger grew in Beast Boy, making him tremble.

It was at that moment that both Bumblebee and Starfire walked into the room as saw the trembling Beast Boy. Bumblebee smirked. "Hey, BB, have you changed you're mind about my special plan? Are you with us?"

Beast Boy turned to face them and the two girls backed away when they saw the look of animal-like enragement on his face. His eyes were red and gleaming he was growling in anger at the thought of Robin.

"Uhhhhh…so…are you in, Friend Beast Boy?" asked Starfire nervously at her enraged friend. She had been just as enraged the day before.

"I'm….in…." growled Beast Boy as Bee and Star smirked.

Strix Moonwing: What does Bumblebee have planned? Why does Slade have his own show? When has Cometfire become the most sane person in the fic?! Find out the answer to all these questions in the next chapter! Please review!