Bye Bye Robin!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing: (sighs) Well guys, it looks like this story is coming to an end. Only two more chapters left. The first story I've ever written on this site and it's almost done! To celebrate the completion of my story, I'll write a bonus chapter called "Ask the Author…" where you can ask me any questions about the story or the play that I based it off of. Enjoy the new chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bye Bye Birdie or Teen Titans.

Chapter 12: Kids, Talk to Me!

"Bee! Bee! Bee, answer me!" Cyborg shouted into the phone connected to his arm. For half an hour he had been trying to get connected to Bumblebee. He had called everyone, including the Titans East, but with no success.

At last he gave up and turned his phone off. He rested his hand on his forehead and muttered, "Man, this is all my fault. I should have never yelled at her like that. I should have…." Suddenly a loud voice interrupted him.

"Oh Cyborg, I'm home!"

Cyborg lifted his head up hopefully. "Bee?"

The door slid open to reveal a very gleeful Granny Cy. "No dear, it's me! You're beloved Granny!"

The smile slid off Cyborg's face. "Oh….hi Granny. Have you seen Bee anywhere?"

"No, not at all dear!" Granny Cy said, smiling brightly. "And hopefully we can keep it that way." She walked across the living room and went into the kitchen, where she started to make herself a sandwich. "I saw you guys on that show earlier…" She took out a butter knife and started to shake it in Cyborg's direction. "I'm telling you, that Spanish stripper got just what she deserved! You should have kicked her off the team ages ago!"

Cyborg shook his head. "Granny that was a mistake. I have to find Bee and apologize before she does something she'll regret!" He made his way towards the door but was stopped by his Granny who bolted in front of him.

"But Cy, dear. I thought you were over her!"

"Granny, I can never be other Bee….I love her!"

Granny choked. "You…you…love her…her? But you're too good for her! She's nothing but a Spanish stripper!" Without waiting for her grandson to say a word, she started to drag him back to the living room while muttering darkly about Bee.

Cyborg frowned and pulled his hand away. His Grandma blinked in surprise as he faced her and said, "No Granny. Bee is not a stripper….nor is she Spanish!"

"Cyborg! How dare you speak to your Granny that way!" She clucked and started to pat his hand. "That's all right, I forgive you. Now let's go eat a nice meaty sandwich."

"Granny! I'm not a little boy anymore!" Cyborg took a step away from his bewildered Granny. "I can make my own decisions! I don't want Kitten on the team, I really want you to stay in a nice retirement home, and I want to stay with Bee."

"But she's…you're…" she stuttered.

"Grandma…" Cyborg sighed. "If you really love me then you'll help me find Bee, because I really love her." With his newfound courage, Cyborg turned away from his confused elder and went off to find Bee.


Meanwhile…

"I can believe! I can't believe it at all!"

"Dear, remember what the healer said about your blood pressure…"

Sunfire and Moonfire, as well as many more of the parents were still searching for Robin, Starfire….and the rest of the fangirls. Right now, Sunfire and his family were searching around the Pizza Parlor. Sunfire sighed and leaned on one of the outdoor tables.

"I can't believe that Starfire…my little Starfire… would betray me and run off with that ruffian! Don't these kids ever listen to their parents anymore? Doesn't anybody respect me, Emperor Sunfire, anymore?!" Sunfire cried to the heavens. Cometfire ran up to him.

"I respect you, dad!"

Sunfire shot him a glare. "I don't want your respect! You're only thirteen!" Cometfire scowled as his father buried his head in his arms in despair.

Moonfire patted her husband on the back in a comforting way. "There, there dear. I'm sure that Starfire respects you greatly."

Sunfire lifted his head from his arms and scoffed loudly. "Yeah right! Our daughter lost all respect for me the day she joined that ridiculous team! I'm telling you, it's all that bird boy's fault!" The enraged father got up and started pace around. "Comet! Get me that ray gun I got you for Christmas!"

"For what?" he asked.

"To destroy Robin, of course!"

"Sunfire!" cried Moonfire in a shocked and appalled manner. "You can't use our son's ray gun to destroy our daughter's boyfriend!"

Sunfire glanced at the ground. "I guess you're right…" He turned back to Cometfire. "Okay, instead of the ray guy, get Starfire's bow and arrow set!"

"But she'll kill me!"

"Ahhhhhhh! You don't respect me either!" Sunfire roared, throwing his arms in the air in frustration. "I can't deal with you kids anymore!" Music started to play as Sunfire stomped around shouting about how angry he was with kids.

Sunfire: "KIDS! I don't know what's wrong with these kids to-day! KIDS! Who can un-der-stand an-y-thing they do or say? KIDS! They are di-o-be-di-ent, dis-re-spect-ful oafs!"

"What?" Cometfire growled.

Sunfire: "Noi-sy, cra-zy, slop-py, la-zy loaf-ers!"

"Hey! We're not that bad!" Comet cried, annoyed.

Sunfire: "And while we're on the su-ject…KIDS! You can talk and talk til your face is blue! KIDS! But they still do just what they want to do! Why can't they be like we were? Per-fect in ev'-ry way!?"

"Yeah right!" Muttered Comet, rolling his eyes.

Sunfire: "What's the mat-ter with kids to-day!"

Sunfire and Moonfire: "KIDS!"

"I don't mind the moonlight swims; it's the loop-the-loop that hurts!" Sunfire said.

Sunfire and Moonfire: "KIDS!"

"Why don't they lower the draft age…to about eleven?" asked Sunfire, making Comet scowl even more.

Sunfire and Moonfire: "KIDS!"

"I didn't know what puberty was until I was almost past it!" Cried Sunfire, much to Moonfire's and Comet's embarrassment.

Both: "KIDS! They are just im-pos-si-ble to con-trol! KIDS! With their aw-ful clothes and their rock and roll! Why can't they dance like we did?" "What's wrong with Sammy Kaye?!" asked Sunfire. Suddenly Cometfire walked up to his father.

"Since I couldn't get Starfire's bow and arrows, I got this…" He held up a pea-shooter.

Sunfire stared at it in disbelief. "A pea-shooter? What good's a…." He paused for a second. "Give me that!" He snatched it from Comet.

Sunfire and Moonfire: "What's the mat-ter with kids to-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sir!" A parent ran up to the couple and saluted. "I think I've found out where the kids are!"

"Well, don't just sit there, lead the way! Comet, get another pea-shoot!"


Meanwhile…

In the loneliest part of Jump City…which was actually just a run down bar…Cyborg continued to search for Bumblebee. The metallic titan walked into the bar to find only a few people inside at this late of night.

On a couple of stools on the serving bar, were none other than Speedy, Aqualad, and Kid Flash. Cyborg gave them a confused look and asked, "Uhhhhh…guys? What are you doing here?"

"Isn't it obvious?" asked Aqualad leaning his back on the bar.

"We're the hottest guys in this city," said Speedy, "And yet we haven't been given our own song in during this entire thing!"

"Weird huh?" said Kid Flash, drinking some water.

Cyborg raised an eyebrow at the weird trio. "Uhhhhh…yeah. Look have you guys seen Bee or any of the other titans."

Kid Flash shook his head. "You don't want to see Beast Boy."

Cyborg brightened up. "You guys have seen BB?"

The three pointed a thumb towards the darkest and most depressed corner of the loneliest part of Jump City….which was just an under-cleaned little corner of the bar with a broken light bulb. There on a stool with his head buried in his arm was Beast Boy.

The bartender walked towards Beast Boy as the changeling slowly lifted his head and muttered, "Give me a beer."

The bartender placed his hands on his hips and shook his head. "Kid, I told you already, you're not allowed to drink here."

"Then how about wine?"

"No."

"Vodka?"

"No."

"Can I just have an empty glass to stare at miserably?"

"GET OUT OF HERE!"

Beast Boy stood up and began to walk away where muttering darkly, "Jeez, can't a guy be depressed in this town?" The changeling wasn't looking where he was going and walked right into Cyborg's chest.

He stood back with his eyes closed and rubbed his aching nose before looking up to find himself face to face with his friend. A smile spread across his face. "Cyborg!"

Cyborg smiled at his friend. "Hiya BB, it's nice to see a familiar face after tonight."

Beast Boy let his gaze wonder as he replied, "Yeah, this night has been messed up." He growled and pulled on his elf ears. "Dude, I totally ruined my relationship with Raven! She hates me now!"

"She hated you before and you two still got together."

"This isn't funny, Cy."

Cyborg frowned. "I know and it's all my fault. This contest was all my idea and now I have no idea where Bee is."

"Have you tried calling her?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yeah, dozens of times."

"Well call her again and this time leave a message." Beast Boy said.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt." Cyborg started to press Bee's number in his arm phone. It rang a few times but with no answer. Cyborg signed and started to leave a message. "Bee…please listen to me. I'm sorry for everything that happened tonight. Please…could you just talk to me?" Some soft music started play as Cyborg left a message on his phone.

Cyobrg: "Talk to me….Ba-by, won't you talk to me? I don't care what you say, Ba-by talk to me. Must you be oh, so far a-way from me? It seems all wrong this way…talk to me. And if you miss me…tell me so!

Speedy, Aqualad, and Kid Flash realized that this would be a good time to actually get a singing part in this story.

Speed, Aqualad, KF: (humming) Mmmm…mmm…

Cyborg: "Are you lone-ly? Tell me so!"

Trio: "Mmmmm…mmm…"

Cyborg: "Say you love me…Tell me so! Honey….let me know.

Trio: "Ohhh honey….oooh!"

Cyborg: "Talk to me….Til I press you close to me…."

Trio: "Mmmmm…Til I press you, ahhhhh…"

Cyborg: "Then you'll see….we don't have to talk at all."

Trio: "Must you be Oh, so far a-way from me?"

Cyborg: "I don't care what you say….talk to me."

Trio: "Go on, what can you lose, it ain't gon-na hurt!"

Cyborg: "And if you miss me…"

Trio: "Oh tell him so"

Cyborg: "Are you lone-ly?"

Trio: "La-dy, la-dy tell him so!"

Cyborg: "Say you love me…tell me so…let me know. Talk to me…till I press you close to me. Then you'll see….we won't have to talk…at all…….."

Beast Boy sniffed and wiped his eyes when Cyborg was done singing. Speedy turned to his companions and said, "Man, you guys suck at singing! I want my own solo!"

"We suck?! You wouldn't even make it as a back up dancer!"

"At least I didn't mess up that last part, Mr. Baritone!"

"At least I'm not a Tenor!"

Cyborg and Beast Boy left the fighting trio and found themselves walked towards the park, where, unknown to them, was actually were Robin, Starfire, and the fangirls were.

"Do you think Bee heard my message?" Cyborg asked.

Beast Boy shrugged. "We'll just have to see."


Meanwhile….

Up in the air over Jump City, Bee turned her cell phone off, but not before listening to her messages. A smile was on her face as she flew downward, back towards Jump City and back towards her friends….one in particular.

Strix Moonwing: Only one more super long chapter left! Woohoo! Looks like this story will be completely done in a day or two. Please review!