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Because I got some good reviews (not that many but oh well) I am going to Include the Midget Dream. THIS IS TRUE!!
WARNING- THIS DREAM FREAKED ME OUT SO MUCH. SO IF YOUR SCARED EASILY DON'T READ IT BE SMART, BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE STUPID GO AHEAD AND READ. C'MON MAKE TODAY A STUPID DAY.YAY!!!!
The Midget Dream
There I was standing in a vast world of swirling color. I slowly turned around only to see the scariest thing I have witnessed in my fourteen years of existance. Standing Just a few feet away was a mostly bald, fat Midget!!! But thats not the worst part. As I looked over him I saw to my horror he was holding the largest butcher knife i'd ever seen. The first thought that popped into my head was... How could he carry that it's bigger than him. No sooner than the thought was out of my head he screamed " I'm going to kill you". He started to move toward me so I did the only logical thing in a situation like this. I ran for my life. But to my surprise I was not moving. He came toward me with the knife and because I could not run I did the only other thing I could think of. Just as he was about to finish me off I kicked him in the balls and he turned to dust which blew away in the wind. Relieved I slowly turned around only to come face to face with an army of midgets. Just as I was about to scream I jerked out of my sleep, to find that I was safe and sound in my room. I quickly jumped out of bed and searched the house to make sure no midgets were there to kill me. I was not able to sleep the rest of the night.
A.N.- I had this horrifying dream when I was 10yrs old I'm now 14 and i still remember it clearly. If you have a bad dream because of this it was your fault that you read this in the firts place so you can't sue me for trauma and brain loss. Hahahahah! I do own this account so I can sue you for plagerism!!!! Yay and trust me I've got connections. Puppy for instance.Lol!! ( puppy laughs menacingly in the background) Oky Doky!
Toodles all my Fans. Whoohooo!!! I may write another story but I need some ideas and if you have a good idea and I use it in my story I promise to try to remeber to give your credit, but if I forget please remind me. Note- The next story is going to be in humor too.
