Have you ever thought about it, how does Athena know what she knows, i mean come on, who in the world is born with all that knowledge.
Nobody right, so SOMEONE must have taught her, but if she was born from Zeus's head after a headache then how can someone have been there to talk to her, let alone teach her, so how does she know what she knows.
That my dear friends is the the question. Who taught Athena? Well, the answer to that goes back to before Metis, the mentor and first wife of Zeus, was swallowed, while pregnant with their child, by her husband. Metis had a friend and mentor, who taught her everything she knows, she didn't know where he came from or what he did. She just met him while she took a walk in the forest, they had a talk about different things their likes, dislikes, hobbies and views on the world and peace. One thing led to another and Metis found herself a mentor.
"You know Metis-chan, you never told me why you married the static prick in the first place?" the sky rumbeld at his question "Oi, you want me to come up there and beat your sorry ass you walking lighting rod" he waved his fist the sky and the rumbling suddenly stopped "Yeah... That's what i thought" a giggling sound came from behind him "I don't think I've seen anyone besides Lady Rhea or Lady Hestia shut up Lord Zeus before, but don't anger him too much Naruto" she smiled as he made a face " Bah, what's he gonna do zap me, he can try but i will give him a Sennen Goroshi: Naruto Uzumaki style with his own masterbolt". Naruto Uzumaki, her teacher, mentor, first crush but most importantly her best friend, he was like something out of a dream, funny, sweet, a good cook, a good listener, a better teacher even if he has his stupid moments, he cares for everyone he meets and does anything for his friends and precious people, good with children, he loves them and they love him, when he sees someone cry he does everything he can to make them laugh. His good looks are just a plus. He's 6.5" has sun kissed, spikey golden hair that reached to his midback, eyes so clear and blue they put the sky on it's clearest day to shame, built like an athlete with all muscles in the right places, not too buff and not to skinny. But the most defining features where the whisker marks, three on each cheek. She would never say it out loud but they looked so cute and she just wanted to stroke them, 'Wonder if he purrs when someone strokes them' she thought while subconsciously moving closer to him and before she knew it her hand was stroking his whiskerd cheek. Narutos eyes closed as he leaned in to her hand and then it happend he let out a purr. Their eyes widened as they stared at eachother one had a look of surprise and absolute delight and the other one of absolute horror. 'No, not again last time something like this happend i couldn't come out of my house, damn you Ino-chan' "Did you just purr like a kitten" she looked at him with wide eyes and a grin forming on her face "Eh...No.." he had to at least give it a try "No you did, you just purred, i can't wait to tell everyone, Rhea, Leto and Hestia won't believe me..." Naruto stopped her midway in her excitement "Listen you can't tell anybody about this and especially not Rhea-chan or Leto-chan, if they find out that my whiskers are my weakspot..." he shuddered at that taught. It was bad enough that little Zoe-chan know but those two bad idea. "Ok but what do i get for my silence?" she had a shit eating grin oon her face as she asked in the most innocent way possible "Why you little..." "Ahahah, remeber what you taught me 'Never give a favor for free'" "Yes when it comes to other people not your bestie, sigh... what do you want?" he knew he was defeated the moment she asked, that was another weak spot, he can't say no to her or the other ladies in his life, he practically raised them "Well first i want to have the right to do this more often, because it's soooo cute" she squealed as he nodded in defeat "Ok what else" "Second i want you to be my daughter's godfather and mentor" "Sigh, ok I'll be your daughter's godfather... wait a sec don't tell me..." he looked at her in shock and nearly fainted as she nodded. Metis found herself a moment later being spun around in his arms then brought in an embrace which she gladly returned "When were you going to tell me?" he had to look down, because of the height diffrence, to look her in the eyes "I wanted to surprise you and your the first to know" this caught him by surprise "You mean you haven't told sparky about this" she lowered her head unable to lool him in the eye "I'm scared how he is going to react to it". There it was Metis was scared for the first time she was scared of something, she promised to be fearless like him, to face everything and never back down, but now she was just plain scared of what will happen when her husband finds out.
With the prophecy and Zeus's paranoia it wouldn't end well for her. Metis was brought out of her depressing thoughts by the feeling of hand on top of her head, she looked up to see Naruto smiling at her, that same smile that she fell in love with, that same smile that brought her up when ever she was down. A smile creept up her face at his next words "Wise girl, no need to worry about anything you and I can solve any problem coming up together, and if something comes in the way, yours truly will blow it away". Yep, she knew she could count on him and everything will be alright.
After Zeus found out about Metis's pregnancy, he turned her into a fly and swallowed her. He thought he was safe from the prophecy, which he actually was, but now he brought the wrath of someone on him, someone who you should... no must avoid pissing off. And the consequences he won't like one bit. Naruto was as peaceful as they come, he lived by the rule 'forgive and forget', well that's if you wronged him personally, if your stupid and suicidal enough to do something to one of his precious people, well then your royally fucked, mate.
That was the situation Zeus found himself in right now, all the other Olympains plus Hades were either cowering in their thrones (Apollo, Ares and Hermes), watching with anticipation and glee (Poseidon, Hades and Hera) or just sitting and watching it unfold with bored or lustful looks in their eyes (Hestia, Hephaestus, Demeter, Artemis and Aphrodite). They watched as their King, the Deafeter of Kronos, was beaten to an inch of his immortal life (hmmm, wonder if thats possible) bleeding all over the floor. "Well, you little fucking shitstain, fucked up big time and now your royally fucked, instead of using your pea sized brain in thinking over the prophecy, which stated that should you have a son with Metis-chan, that he was going to overthrow you, you go sthraight ahead and let your paranoia rule over you, and swallow Your wife how was pregnant with your daughter" que punch to the already disfigured face "You...you dare touch me the King of Olympus. Ares, Apollo, Hephaestus, Hermes seize him this ones" que kick to the nuts "Anyone moves their live is forfeit, understood" everyone nodded "So, now I'm not going to kill you even if you deserved it, no I'm going to take care of Metis's daughter, that had the bad luck of getting stuck in your head" at this everyone looked at him like he lost it "What? That was Metis doing, she wanted to keep her daughter safe and so she sacrificed herself to give birth and put her in side his head, always thinking of others before yourself, of all the things you could have picked up it had to be selflessness, rest in peace my little wise girl" he looked down at the pathetic excuse of a King in front of him and put his hand on his head, his eyes changed into red ones with concentric rings and nine tomoe in them three in each ring he used the Kauni in snyc with the Ningendos mind abilities to enter Zeus mind.
"Hm, pretty dark in here, meh i always knew that he had nothing up there but never expected it to be this dark and empty" he idly noted as he started to glow using his Six paths sage chakra mode. He started to wander around untill he heard it, a small child like voice calling for him, looking around for a bit he found her and his breath caught in throat. There she was standing and staring at him with those curious eyes, those same stormy gray eyes full of curiosity her mother had. "Hello, who are you mister and why are you glowing" she titled her head in a rather cute manner and continued to look at him curiously. Naruto snapped out of the shock her resemblance to Metis gave him, putting on his patented foxy grin he said "Well hello little owl, my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm here to help you and teach you like i taught your mother" her eyes sparkeld at that "Really your gonna teach me, what are you going to teach me? Can you teach me to glow like that too, or are you going to teach me how to fight or...or" "Wohw hold it little owl, one thing after another" he said holding his hands up to calm her down, 'Well she inherited her mother's love for learning stuff and her excitement and hyperactivity' "First what's your name i can't go around and call you little owl" she gained a sad look at that and lowered her head "I...i don't know my name" she was on the verge of tears at that, i mean if you were alone in a dark place, as a child with no one to talk to and not even knowing your name or your parents for as long as she was, well then you'd get excited yourself if out of nowhere a kind, glowing man showed up (uh.. actually not but thats my opinion).
She looked up again when she felt a hand land softly on her head and ruffle her hair to see him smiling at her "How about wise girl, hm" she gave him a glare, not any glare but THE glare one that he received from Metis so many times, it plagued him in his nightmares 'Oh shit not that glare, anything but that' as he thought about that he heard a voice in the back of his head, one he thought he'd neved hear again, her voice and it said one thing 'Athena'. A smile formed on his face 'Thank you, Metis', he looked at her again "Well how about Athena?" she smiled back at him somehow liking this name, as if it was always meant to be hers "Yes i like it" "Well then Athena-chan let's get to teaching you and hope you don't turn into a scary smartass like her..ow" he rubbed the back of his head at that as if someone hit him there. "Could've sworn Metis hit me again for calling her a smartass" he looked down into those stormy gray orbs filled with curiosity and blinked for a moment he could've sworn he saw Metis standing there like the first time they met."Well Thena-chan lets go" he offered her his hand which she took and they started to walk off "Where do babies come from?" he froze in place with one thought in mind 'Damn you Metis, daaaammmmnnnn you' he was pretty sure that she was somewhere laughing her ass off at his predicament "I'll tell you when your older" she pouted "But i want to know now, so i can have baby and teach it myself" he face faulted at her logic which strangely sounded like her mothers logic. Yep definitely Metis daughter.
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Well hope you liked it. This one was inspired by OneShotMasta. Not sure if i got the name right but yeah, anyway read review and give me some pointers. Oh and still up for betaing if anyone wants.
