The next day, Johnny was waiting for Kitsuki to show, as he wants to walk her home to school. As he waited, high above the school, up on the rooftop, Lily and Tengge were in complete worry. Tengge then said to her, "It's a shame, really… Johnny doesn't know the truth."
Kitsuki arrived, as she walked home with Johnny. Lily watched from above, as he saw them very happy. She sighed and said, "I had a suspicious feeling about this Kitsuki Brown… if that is her real name."
"You have any idea who she really is?"
"Well, no. All I know is that she's a lieutenant. And she works with this spy who wanted to know more about us."
"Well, we chased that spy off. All that's left is to know who she really is. You think we should spy on this girl in her own home? I think that'd be very good to try out."
Lily shook her head and said, "No… We're going to play it cool, and wait for it. Any weird moves, we'll strike. Though, I'm going to say that Johnny will be extremely heartbroken."
Tengge moaned, "Yeah… But poor Johnny… Being used for something that tugs his heart. He finds the one true love… a girl that looks like her, and he's happy."
Lily barked, as she was annoyed, "HIM?! This is a guy who is hated by ALL students, on looks alone! It's even proven, when he wanted to lure the student body! Sex sells, but those scrawny Joseph Four-Stars, not so much."
"Don't you mean six-packs?"
"Does he look like a bodybuilder?"
"Not so much as a guy who can bench-lift 90 kilos."
"Semantics!"
They watched on, as Johnny and Kitsuki departed. Tengge sighed, as she said, "Go ahead… Say it."
Lily asked, "What?"
"Well, it's pretty obvious. You're going to say that this woman may be the enemy, right? She's not like Ikuru, or the Former Owner, or Zina, or Tycoon, or even the Grand Hentai."
Lily said, "No… But I mean… Just who is Kitsuki Brown?"
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Johnny walked Kitsuki home, as she said, "Thank you, Johnny… I had a wonderful time. We should walk together, some other time."
Johnny said, "No problem. Anyways, you, uh, want to go on a date, this weekend? I, uh… I was thinkin-."
Kitsuki said in a smiled, "I'd love to."
He blushed, as she said, "But I wish I have time for it. I'll call you if something came up, baby."
She walked inside, as Johnny walked home, a little happy. He said, "Score!"
As he left, Kitsuki sighed in disgust, "Sheesh… What a loser. Teenager love is so humdrum."
She went to the living room and went to the couch. She then turned to a man in a crewcut, with red hair and thick eyebrows, shaped like rectangles, as she said, "Hello."
She gasped, as she stood in attention, "AAAAAAGH! Co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-Commander Amarao! I, uh, what a surprise!"
She saluted, as she wept in fright, "Uh… Lieutenant Kitsurubami, reporting…"
Amarao said, "It's alright. At ease."
He sat up and said, "I showed myself in, and came for a routine report on something that you gave me."
Kitsuki said to him, "Yes, sir. I have reports on these weird girls with huge breasts… who go by the name Ninja Seeking Club. So far, we had no luck on who they are, but I have already infiltrated the school, as an transfer student. During my time, I met a boy who is also a member of the Ninja Seeking Club, one Jonathan Spicer; also a transfer student, likewise two others: Kazuki Araya and Ricka Machiyuki. Uh, they're in the same class as me. Other members include Akari Hanao, Nanao Kashima, and Yamabuki Suou. No news on what the Ninja Seeking Club does, except study the arts of ninja study, and mostly are laid back slackers, for after school duty.
Upon my recent reports, I sent Agent Shisshin to report each girl, and learn of their secrets, firsthand. However, intel informed me that Agent Shisshin failed her assignment."
Amarao said, "Well, she should work at the Psychic Friends Hotline now. A disgrace to our campus."
Kitsuki bowed and replied, "I'm terribly sorry, sir. This was a major setback. I do not know what Shisshin suddenly fail on her mission and abandoned her post."
Amarao said, "Hmm… Well, these girls… Are they relatable to this girl… the girl with the Vespa?"
Kitsuki stated, "No, sir. I even asked the Akari girl and she said that she doesn't."
Amarao said, "Interesting. So, Medical Mechanica didn't strike near Mizaki. But these girls of the Ninja Seeking Club. Any other members?"
Kitsuki said, "About four more: Tengge Yomoda – Third-Year; Lily Fuma – Third-Year; Cy Tokakushi – First-Year; Myu Momochi – First-Year. And also, new information, when I asked about Nanao Kashima, after Shisshin failed. Kashima is not a member. But she does have a steady friendship with them."
Amarao sat up and said, "Okay… then I guess we're going to have to issue Plan B."
Kitsuki nodded, "Yes, sir. But what do you suggest? I would send another agent in the mix, but then she'd be disposed of, as well."
Amarao said to her, "Lieutenant, I suggest to ask the Spicer kid, if any news comes up."
Kitsuki said, "Yes, sir. Maybe he'll tell me what they are planning."
He concluded, "If they ever have sort of club meetings, I want you to tell me what they have planned. As for a specialist to study it, we're going to have to send someone from behind the scenes, away from view. If there are ninjas, she has to remain in secrecy."
Kitsuki saluted, and then said, "Yes, sir. I will address more information, once the problem persists."
He then walked off and said, "Also, keep an eye on your boyfriend…"
Kitsuki blushed heavily and barked, "He's not my boyfriend!"
She turned away and sighed, "I was only hired to examine these girls… But I wonder whatever happened to Shisshin…"
The next day, the Ninja Seeking Club was having an urgent meeting. Enju was furious, as she explained, "Anyways, because of a certain someone who thinks it's all fun and games to create outfits for us to wear… Our funds for the club are depleting, as we speak… And so fast, too!"
Kazuki sighed, "I see… What happened, this time?"
Enju glared at Yamabuki, "Yes… What did happen?"
Yamabuki confessed, as she was hurt, "Well… Ahem… I figured that I wanted to make your Ninja Seeking Club Uniforms with more color. So, I went to the seamstress in the Home Ec Club, and… I made…"
She showed the Ninja outfits, only they were white, instead of black. Akari smiled, "Neat. We get to wear white outfits, too."
Ricka said, "Heavenly, as snow."
Myu gasped, "Hauu? They look like our regular outfits."
Yamabuki said, "I made about enough for you girls. We'll let you girls change, and the boys have to leave."
She prepared to shove the boys out, but Enju roared, "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
She protested, "NO! N! O! NO! How dare you waste the funds to our club! Now we cannot meet the next pay, until next week! That was stupid of you, Suou-san!"
Yamabuki sobbed, "My only regret that I didn't get Lily or Cy-Cy's measurements!"
Lily asked, "Wait… These are the uniforms?"
Cy smiled, "So adowable~!"
Tengge said, "You should try mine on. We're fitted enough to be the same size."
Lily blushed, as she was nervous, "Uhmn… No thanks…"
Yamabuki cried, "You guys are NO FUN! Get these hentais out of here, while you strip!"
Enju roared, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! I believe that there is ONE sort of action to make on this matter…"
Akari said, "Yes. But if it's to kick Yamabuki out of the Ninja Seeking Club, we can't. We're all ninjas, like her. And we share a bond of friendship. Therefore, we have to find a way to make sure our budget stays in the green."
Enju smiled and said, "Good idea. But I had NO intentions on kicking Suou-san out. I wouldn't. That'd be very wrong."
Ricka stated, "Wrong, on different levels."
Kazuki asked, "So… What do you suggest, Miss Manager?"
Akari thought, and said, "Well, a maid café would be nice… But we'll save that for the next School Festival. And performing a play is out, since the last time we performed at the school, we ended on a huge dead end with the script."
Yamabuki smirked, "Well, the downside is that some of you wanted to kiss Kazuki, and mostly because Akari lost her voice. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT! WHY DO YOU THINK WE WON THE NINJA VILLAGE CONTEST?"
Lily asked, "Huh? You guys won a contest?"
Cy said, "I wuzzn't even awound, at the time."
Kazuki said, "Well… I don't know how to explain it, but we did a ninja-style play of Romeo and Juliet…"
Yamabuki added, "Yeah. And Tengge was the lead as Juliet."
She continued on, as Kitsuki was by the club room door. She was about to step in, seeing Johnny, when…
"Miss Brown?"
Nanao appeared, as Kitsuki asked, "Oh, Miss Kashima."
Nanao looked at the door, and then said, "You're going to interrupt them?"
"Why?"
"The sign. See? It says "Emergency Meeting – NO entry". Meaning I'm not allowed to enter, until the meeting is over."
Kitsuki sighed, "Great… I wanted to see Johnny."
Nanao smiled, "Nonsense. Come on. We'll go for a walk, and visit the Ninja Seeing Club, later."
They decided to walk down to the garden and talk. As they were walking, Kitsuki asked, "Curious… How are you friends with them? Is there something I should know about them?"
Nanao replied, "Hmm… Now that you mention it… They have been very unique and very skillful. Plus, it's thanks to them, I have no problems about being afraid of being ignored, since I am a nerd."
"A nerd?"
"Well… I'm more of an anime nerd. You know something, the way you look, the skin and blonde hair, you remind me of those girls in downtown Tokyo, with spray-tan skin and bleach blonde hair. A trope in anime, whenever in huge shopping districts, like Shibuya or Akihabara. You're not, uh, the other thing…"
"You mean black?"
"Umm…"
"It's alright, my friend. My skin's a well-tanned bod. Also, I won't want a response of being called Rule 34 Johnny!"
She was still insulted by Nanao's nerdy remark, as Nanao bowed, "Oh, forgive me. I really didn't mean to. But it's common knowledge in most fan-based fiction. The resemblance is uncanny, but your personality's different. You're beautiful and cute, and he's unpopular."
"Oh, I find him cute. I say he's a popular."
"Yeah… Why did you date him?"
Kitsuki and Nanao sat down together, as they were waiting for the club meeting to end. Kitsuki asked, "Hey, curious… You ever wonder what goes on in the Ninja Seeking Club?"
"No." Nanao said, "I've only been here for a couple months, since I came here, and already I learned how the club works. But then again, I'd rather not be in a club of some laidback girls with such quirks. I've seen it in animes. I am brilliantly smart and gifted, but I have a dark side…"
Kitsuki said, "And this otaku lifestyle is your Achilles Heel?"
Nanao sighed, "Afraid so…"
She then smirked, as she thought, "You know… I sometimes wished I was a ninja like in those video games. But I prefer fighting styles."
She sighed, as Kitsuki said, getting up, "We should rejoin the others, since the meeting should be over."
Nanao replied, "Well, I would come in to their clubroom, but I have to go to Archery Club, today. Tell them that I couldn't make it."
She left, as Kitsuki said, "Great. I will."
She went back to the Ninja Seeking Club, as they were concluding the meeting. Akari had a simple idea.
"You get me!" Akari shouted, "We can do a show!"
Enju barked, "Denied!"
Akari stated, "We're doing this idea! We're going to set up a charity special, all about an adventure with ninjas!"
Enju shouted, "And I denied!"
Kazuki barked, "And I say yes on Akari's idea!"
Enju asked, "WHAT?"
Lily stated, "Kazuki, why are you asking the idea for a charity event?"
Myu whimpered, "It's so weird…"
Ricka barked, "No!"
Yamabuki smiled, "I second the approval, as long as the manager and vice manager agrees!"
He said, "And I second Akari's idea. You don't make yourself second, at all!"
Yamabuki protested, "Then I waive my approval, and reapprove it!"
Kazuki narrated, "In other words, Yamabuki says YES."
Tengge smiled, "Sounds great."
Johnny grinned, "I'm game!"
Cy laughed, "Oh, boy~!"
Enju boomed, "NO! We are NOT doing a Charity Event!"
Lily said, "Quit while you're ahead. You're outmatched: 6-to-4."
Ricka nodded, "As long nothing happens."
Myu smiled, "I think I can try…"
Lily said, "Make that 8-to-2…"
Enju cried, "Now wait a minute! If we do this plan, to show off our ninjutsu to the kids, we might be exposed as real ninjas! And that's something we cannot risk!"
Kazuki said, "Well, we'll do what we did in Dorobune Shrine, to save Hotaru. We'll just use martial arts. I mean, we did it before, after all."
Enju said, "Indeed."
She then glared, "But… If you strip any one of us into a wardrobe malfunction again, you shall be performed a sacrificial judgment… BY ME!"
Kazuki gulped, as Lily said, "Last time we did that, Myu's ninja outfit went loose, and she covered herself. But we saved it, at the nick of time… Plus, Myu's too adorable, since winning the Beauty Contest, months ago."
Tengge glared at Myu, as Myu sobbed, "Hau?"
She thought, as she was a bit jealous, "She gets praise? She won a beauty contest, and I didn't? Kohais get all the luck."
Akari smiled, "Then it's agreed! We map out how to get the charity event to go down, and we shall use it to perform for the kids."
The others gasped, "Kids?!"
Akari smirked, "Oh, don't worry. They believe that it's all fun and games, until someone catches on. Remember, this is for the club. If we go red, we cannot risk losing our club!"
Enju sighed, "Akari, I do not think-."
Myu giggled, "If the kids will like it, why not?"
Ricka boomed, "But NO perverts!"
Myu blushed, "Hau…"
Yamabuki grinned, "Well, I'm fixed. But if we're going to perform, we'll set up the proper costumes fo-."
Lily said, "Uh, no. Our ninja outfits will be fine, thank you. But also, about yours, Yamabuki… lose the brushes."
Yamabuki sighed, "Well, no… They ARE a part of my outfit and weaponry. Besides, I can use my materialization jutsu, and pretend that it's magic~!"
Enju cried, "NO! YOU WILL NOT USE JUTSU!"
Kazuki added, "Yeah! Besides, if we make something appear with your jutsu, it may disappear, after a couple."
Yamabuki whimpered, "Awwww… I wasn't planning on giving the animals to the kids."
Enju said, "But you would use it…"
Lily stated, "Then, it's agreed. We set up a venue for the charity event, and raise the money for the club. However, we must address this to the Head of the Student Council, before we try anything."
Ricka nodded, "Hm. Master will think of it."
Johnny asked, "Huh? You'd ask her?"
Kazuki replied, "Doubt it. I don't think the hag will like this."
Enju said, "She is a member of the Student Council, and yes, Kikuko-san is the only person to approve this."
Kitsuki appeared to the door, and knocked. She then said, "I hear you guys are planning a charity show. Sounds great."
Johnny asked, "Kitsuki, baby? Why are you-?"
Kitsuki smiled, "I think I know the perfect place to try, since I have friends that will assist this matter."
Akari smiled, "You're a lifesaver!"
Enju said, "Well, if it'll help. Where should we go to?"
Kitsuki said, "Oh, don't worry. It's the only place I know that will be perfect for you guys."
What is Kitsuki planning on?
