So par to Kitsuki's idea, she agreed to have the Ninja Seeking Club perform a show, outside of campus. But where, exactly?
The girls were shocked, only to see that the place they're going to perform their talents was… an amusement park.
Kazuki asked, "Seriously?"
Akari said, "Wow! We get to perform for a big show?"
Kitsuki said, "You said it! In fact, all you girls can do is be yourselves, and mimic what you do. I know I understand that you study the ninja ways, but…"
Enju barked, "Unacceptable! We cannot-!"
Kitsuki stated, "Look, do you want to pay off the money you blew off of Yamabuki's uniforms? Let's not forget whose fault this was."
Yamabuki stammered, "Uh… Mmmgh…"
They reluctantly agreed, but Johnny cheered, "You're so awesome! OH! Did you get permission to get us to perform?"
Kitsuki said, "As a matter of fact, I have a friend that ran the amusement park. Just hang on, okay?"
She left to go find her "friend", as Enju said, "Such a planner… Remind me to have a full review of the schedule we do."
The others groaned, as Lily smiled, "Always so observant, Enju."
Kazuki thought, as he watched Kitsuki leave, "Strange. She has friends in high places. Still, who would have the funds to run a theme park, just to show a performance?"
Kitsuki was with an elderly man in a grey shirt, inside a small building. She said to him, as she explained the situation, "Anyways, that's how it is. I want to have the commander show up, so he can have an up close look of these girls. I do believe that they have some sort of quirks, being ninjas and all, but it's unconfirmed."
The man said, "Well, then… How youthful these girls are… Hmm… You don't mean those girls with the huge boobs?"
Kitsuki sighed, "Apparently, yes."
He said, "Well, I'll pencil them in for tomorrow, and have a special charity event. But I wish to see their leader…"
Kitsuki said, "That would be Miss Hanao, the manager of the Ninja Seeking Club."
The man ordered her to send Akari in. Akari went in, under Kitsuki's orders, and Akari said, "Thank you so much. You see, we wanted to raise money for our school, Mizaki High, and we wish to give you half the money we will give, just for being nice to us."
The man grinned, "Don't be silly… for you, you can have it all. Just make sure that the show is a huge hit… Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…"
Apparently, the reason the elderly man smiled and would give ALL the funds to Akari… was another reason, unexplained.
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Akari cheered to the others, "WE GOT OUR SHOW! THE NINJA SEEKING CLUB'S CHARITY EVENT IS ON!"
Most of the girls and Johnny cheered, "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!", except for Enju, who sighed, "Why me…"
And Lily, who was nervous, "That was too easy…"
Tengge asked her, "Hey, Lily… You have a moment?"
She said to Kitsuki, "Uh, I'll be right back."
She whispered to Lily, in private, "Lily, when Akari stepped in, I decided to sneak in and listen… This nice old man loved the idea… but it was beforehand, and not because he's a perverted man, staring at Akari's chest. I think he's working for that girl… Kitsuki Brown…"
Lily replied, "Then it's confirmed… She's the enemy…"
Tengge replied, "Not so sure… Said something about a Commander, and then said that we're unconfirmed proof."
Lily said, "You and I both know that we are to maintain our secret. Remember, we're part of the Ninja Seeking Club, not some government organization, like… uh…"
She then asked, "Strange… Did you ever get any more information from her?"
"The minute I learned that the old guy was staring into her boobs… I left in a flushed look."
Lily sighed, "What a hentai…"
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That night, in Kitsuki's house, she called Amarao, "Hello, Commander Amarao? This is Lieutenant Kitsurubami, reporting. Yes, I know it's late… but the reason I called is that there will be a charity event in the park, tomorrow afternoon. The girls as I mentioned, all ten of them, including the Kashima girl and Spicer boy, will be in view. I will keep an eye on them, from backstage. Yes sir… Uh-huh… Right. Very good, sir. Goodnight."
She put the phone down and said, "Now… Let's see who you really are, ladies."
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At the same time, the girls of the Ninja Seeking Club were by the garden, near campus, planning out what to do for ideas. Akari said, "Hmm… A small ninja fight onstage seems done, but… OOH! Perhaps we may show off a little of our elemental talents~! Enju shoots lightning, and since we cannot, because we're in public-."
Nanao said, "OH, I KNOW! How about breathing fire? Ninjas are best known for ninja fire, with their hands, correct?"
Akari said, "I like it~!"
Nanao said, "Well, what if Akari does a sort of fire-breathing trick, and set fire to some small wooden sticks. Then, she can extinguish them with her shuriken attack."
Enju said, as she was annoyed, "Denied!"
Akari & Nanao moaned, "WHAAAAAAA?"
Enju explained, "First off, do you ever see a ninja that can breathe fire, let alone produce fire? We're not dragons! And secondly, I like the idea, but that's nonsensical. Maybe we're just better off doing the ninja fight, but with a little more drama, and less wardrobe malfunctions… Suou-san!"
Yamabuki sobbed, "Aw, you still don't like my idea?"
Enju protested, "FOR THE LAST TIME, you are NOT using Myu as your victim for tearing her clothes off! There are little children here!"
She glared at Kazuki, "And even so…"
He barked, "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"
Enju shouted, "YOU WERE THINKING IT, ANYWAY!"
Yamabuki smiled, "Okay, how about Tengge? She's among the men's favor-."
Enju roared, "NO! N! O! MEANS! NO!"
Ricka sighed, "Going on for so long."
Myu sobbed, "When are we going to go home soon?"
They continued to map out ideas for what to do at the Ninja Charity Event. Sadly, all they could do was the ninja fighting event. Akari was thinking of even eating chili peppers to start the fire breathing event, but Enju said that it's impossible; and then said that she forbade every member of the Ninja Seeking Club to perform Jutsu, unless it's performed secretly, without anyone looking. In other words, Myu's future sight, Lily's shadow jutsu, and Yamabukii's materialization jutsu is optional.
Cy asked, "Wut about me?"
Enju said, "Well, can you keep a secret about yourself, too?"
Cy smiled, "Dat I can do. When we first met, you had no idea I wuz an andwoid."
Kazuki said, "You're right. We thought you were a surviving villager in Momochi Village."
Myu smiled, "But we gained a new friend, Cy."
Cy said, "Dun't wowwy. I'll keep tabs on all of you. But… Dere's still the madder of your faces…"
They all gasped, as Enju gasped, "She's right… Last time we performed, our faces were blurred out. But…"
Akari replied, "So, if we're to perform as ninjas…"
Ricka nodded, "Hm. Masks. Optional."
Yamabuki said, "NOT optional, mandatory! Once we change into our ninja attires, we'll wear masks, along with it."
Ricka said, "My mask, fine."
Enju said, "Great. So, to protect our identities as ninjas (and an android), we must wear masks and prohibit ourselves from using jutsu, unless absolutely needed. Kashima-san, you think you can agree to keep your mouth shut?"
Nanao moaned, as she was worried, "Well, it's not just the performance… or your secret… Being I'm NOT a ninja, you guys think I can learn how to fight, too?"
Ricka shook her head, as Yamabuki replied, "All you do is mimic ninjas in video games. It's no help."
Enju replied, "Well, Kashima-san, I believe we can fit you as a damsel-in-distress."
Kazuki said, "Like back in the Sports Festival?"
Yamabuki smiled, "You bet! And that was a beautiful synchronized dancing job we did for Donkey Kong."
Akari said, "I like the idea. Nanao's perfect for being a victim."
Nanao gasped, "WHAT?"
Kazuki replied, "Sounds fun. I mean, aside from Johnny, Nanao's a normal person."
Enju smiled, "I'm glad you agreed with me…"
Nanao sobbed, "Noooooooooooooo!"
Enju then asked, "Wait… Where's Johnny-san?"
Myu said, "He left. He said something about seeing Kitsuki, before returning."
Akari protested, "HEY, NO FAIR! In the middle of an emergency meeting?"
Nanao blushed, "So jealous… How does he get all the luck, on someone who resembles himself?"
Kazuki replied, "I don't think these two are commonly together, because they are completely alike…"
Enju said, "Good point. Besides, who'd want to date someone like him? Kitsuki-san is fine with it, since none of us find him… well…"
Kazuki asked, "Uh, you okay? You seemed to be defending Johnny."
Enju stammered, "I-I-I-I-I-I am not! D-D-Don't say that I would like him! He takes after you, because you're-."
Kazuki barked, "DON'T SAY IT! Leave the poor boy alone! He's a bit misunderstood, but he's a Joe Nobody."
Yamabuki smirked, "Really… I thought it was something else. Enju and Johnny, possibly?"
Enju gasped, as she gulped. She blushed heavily, as Lily asked, "You don't mean… Enju? You okay?"
Enju sighed, "I'm fine. Just an aneurysm over hentais…"
Tengge giggled, "Looks like Johnny has his own harem, possibly…"
Enju shrieked, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Thunder boomed from her body, as it missed everyone, including Kazuki. She panted and moaned, "Next chapter, no excuses… Next chapter, no excuses… Next chapter, no excuses…"
Lily asked, "Huh? What do you mean?"
Enju moaned, "Happiest… Moment… of… My life…"
He sighed in relief, "Good. Glad it missed me…"
His hair was lightly singed, as Nanao whispered, "Uh… should we…?"
That evening, Johnny was walking to Kitsuki's house. Kitsuki was watching from above, as she was worried. She then whispered, "Him again? I know it's too soon, but…"
She opened the window, as Johnny called, "Hey, Kitsuki! I wanna see you again!"
She barked, "Look, how long are you going to-?"
He replied, "I don't care. The others are already at their dorm rooms, and my bro, Kazuki, needed space. I thought maybe I'd pay a visit with you."
She blushed and then said in her quiet voice, "Why can't I dump this idiot? No… He's useful, since he knows about these girls… I have no clue on who they are, but… He'll tell me, one way or another."
She called, "Well, I'm home alone, so… I suppose one hour suits me fine."
He smiled, "Great!"
She said, as she stepped back, "Give me a couple to freshen up."
She went inside, as she went to her backpack. She said, "I know the whole Ninja Charity Event seems legit now, thanks to me, but it seems that I'm all alone with this loser. I have to end this, before it starts. I believe that capturing these ninjas will be useful, but I will need more information, just to lure a trap in. Just enough before Commander sees it."
Amarao spoke to Kitsuki, earlier, "A Charity event… I like the idea, but it sounds fishy. You're to keep an eye on them, at all costs. If they impress me, I'll let you know if we will step in."
She griped, as she dug into her backpack, "Oh, you'll get more than that. Besides, I've already planned something for this occasion… It's not like Spicer here will be in the show. But can you?"
She held up a bottle of pills and said, "Truth Serum. The No-Bake Interrogation plan. Perhaps we'll share tea together, and I'll pop one of these into his tea, and he'll tell me everything."
After that, she opened the door and let Johnny in. He said, "Thank you."
She grinned, as she was nervous, "Uh, no problem. Sorry if my place is a mess…"
He walked into the living room and said, "You got a cozy place. This is my first time in someone's home. Normally, you'd have a smaller room, like in the dormitory."
She replied, "Oh, that's fine. I'll live in the dorms, once I get to know my schoolmates, including your friends. OH! I forgot… How about some tea?"
Johnny smiled, "Love it."
She went to the kitchen, as he relaxed. As Kitsurubami was making the tea, a strange shadow loomed from outside the kitchen. It was Lily. She overheard what she said, as Kitsuki smiled, "Perfect. Once the tea's ready, he'll tell me everything he needs to know… One dab of this truth serum, and we'll be sitting pretty…"
Lily whispered, "So… That's it, huh?"
Kitsuki were to get the teapot and tray, as Lily snuck into the kitchen. She melted into the shadows, "Ninjutsu: Phantom Grace…"
Kitsuki returned, as Lily was camouflaged in the darkness. Kitsuki prepared the tea cups and poured the tea into the cups. Then, as she was being curious, she dropped a truth pill into one of the cups, saying this is for Johnny. She then nodded and said, "OH! I forgot the cookies."
She went to the cupboard to get some cookies, and Lily emerged from in the shadows, and switched the cups. When Kitsuki returned, Lily had already vanished. She held the tray up and went to the living room to have tea and cookies. She said, "Here you are. I made this tea, special…"
He smiled, "Indeed."
He thought, "Special? Hmm… You don't think…"
"You got a nice place…" he said, "See that painting over there, with the trees?"
She turned to the painting, and Johnny switched the cups. Kitsuki said, "Oh, yes. It's by a very famous painter. The same one that did that."
She pointed at another painting, and Kitsuki tapped the glasses, pretending to switch. Johnny smiled and said, "I know… Charming. But I like that one, most of all. Such a snowy landscape."
Kitsuki turned, and Johnny switched the cups. Kitsuki smiled, "It is nice…"
She held her cup and said, "Well… Kampai."
They toasted, and they have their tea. Johnny tasted it and said, "Hmm… It seems to taste very… odd…"
Kitsuki said, "It is… I know that… Now, I want to ask you something. Those girls in the Ninja Seeking Club… are they real ninjas?"
Johnny replied, "… … …Huh? No, they just study ninjutsu, not act as real ninjas. I should know, since I'm a normal person. Besides, my bro help founded our club, and he's a genius in athletics."
Kitsuki thought, "Huh? The pill didn't work? I thought for sure-."
She looked at the cup and said, "No… If it were to work, the pill would be completely dissolved. It has, but how come?"
He asked her, "You okay, Kitsuki?"
She blushed, and moaned, "Uh, no problem… I, uh…"
He smiled, "That's why I liked you. You're so cute, when it comes to being hospitable."
She gasped, and then growled, "Okay, joke's over!"
She stated, "Look! Johnny! No, Spicer! There is something I wanted to say to you, for a while now… You and me… We… are…"
She blushed, "…in love…"
She confessed, as she was smiling giddily, "Oh, Johnny… I think I love you so much."
He gasped, "NANI?"
Lily viewed from outside, as she gasped, "WHAT? How did-?"
She withdrew from the action, and went back to campus. Kitsuki smiled, as she leaned to him, "Johnny, kiss me… I want you so badly…"
He stammered in fear, as he said, "I knew it… You're going to drug me with a love potion!"
He smiled, "She digs me~!"
He barked, "But it's messed up! You do love, just say so!"
She grabbed his shirt and cried, "JOHNNY SPICER, I WANT YOU! DO ME, YOU ARROGANT BEAST! YOU NAUGHTY DOG! YOU TAN-SKINNED MONKEY MAN!"
She liplocked onto Johnny, but he gasped, as he broke free. He ran off and shrieked, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He dashed back to campus, as she giggled in bliss, "Aw… he wants me. Johnny, loverboy…"
He was running back to the boys' dorms, as Tengge was viewing it. He thought, "Eh? Was that-?"
Lily ran back to her, and cried, "Back from… Ungh… Bad news… I think Kitsuki's onto us…"
Tengge asked, "Eh?"
Lily explained, "Well, I thought I'd switch the pills onto one of the cups, to make sure that she drank it, but… Look, she was this close to telling the truth, but… somehow it hit a snag."
Tengge said, "Lemme guess… Did the girl, Kitsuki, ended up raping onto Johnny?"
Lily asked, "Eh? How did you-?"
Tengge smiled, "Lucky guess."
Enju appeared, as she asked, "What's going on here, you guys?"
Lily said, "uh…"
Enju barked, "You two are supposed to be in your dorms! It's getting late! I know you're my friends and all, but we have a curfew! Also…"
She was confused, "Was that John-san?"
Tengge pouted, "UH, yeah… He, uh, told me that he visited the Kitsuki girl, and…"
Enju said, "Lemme guess… He came over to her house, accepted an offer to have tea, and for some reason, Kitsuki-san was going to drug him with a love potion, making him her hentai lovesick puppy… and to make matters worse off, she drank the tea, and she becomes the hentai."
Lily and Tengge reluctantly nodded, as they said, "Uh… Yes?"
Lily asked, "How did you-?"
Enju stated, "Do I know my friends? I'm a ninja, too, you know. And we were all from Obnubi. You think I didn't know?"
Lily said, in sadness, "Yeah… Enju, I'm sorry… but promise not to tell anyone else…"
Tengge said, "We trust you."
Enju said, "Look, I don't have time for this. I am on lookout, for the night, and if I don't stay on patrol-."
Lily said, "It's alright. Tengge and I will take over for you. But you have to know about Johnny and Kitsuki."
Enju glared, "What… Did they have any sort of perverted actions? Because if Johnny did-?"
Tengge shouted, "ENJU! Kitsuki Brown is an imposter! She's a spy! A crook! A vixen! A sham of a student! She's nothing but an enemy drone! And enemy spy!"
Enju asked, as she was confused, "Tengge-san?"
Lily confessed, "It's true… Kitsuki Brown… well… I think we better speak privately about this. But do not tell anyone, even Kazuki or Johnny."
Enju sighed and said, "Fine. I'm all ears."
Lily told Enju about Kitsuki Brown, a woman who goes by her name Lieutenant Kitsurubami, from an organization they do not know of. And they only used her to get information from Johnny. Enju gasped, "No… So, that's why… Poor Johnny-san…"
"So, the truth comes out. I knew this wouldn't last." A voice called.
The ninjas gasped in horror, as the figure appeared. It was Yamabuki. She smiled and grinned, "Hah! I called it, since it was fairly obvious~!"
Enju yelled, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN HERE, SUOU-SAN?"
Yamabuki smiled, "Duh. I'm a ninja, too, ya know. And I'm always curious about how Lady Lily and Tengge-san are spying on Kitsuki."
They gasped, as Tengge barked, "You knew, and you never told us?"
Lily cried, "Why didn't you tell us anything?"
Yamabuki complained, "HEY! I'm just trying ta help, ya know! YOU try telling Kazuki, Ricka, Myu-Myu, OR Enju about your finds! Out of all of us in the Ninja Seeking Club, with a ratio of 8 to 2 in ninjas, I'm also observant and sneaky!"
Tengge said, "Uh, I don't think Nanao's a member…"
Lily said, "She's not. 8 to 2, referring to Johnny and Cy. But Cy's an anti-ninja android, so technically, it's Johnny as the odd layperson out. And speaking of…"
Enju figured something out, as she said, "You don't think Kitsuki sent us to that charity event… was all a trap to get each of us, huh?"
Lily replied, "We had a hunch. Kitsurubami was talking to the old pervert, and said that the show happens tomorrow… The old man is working for a Commander. Not sure who it is… but the Kitsurubami woman… It's legit, and even her voice was serious."
Enju was worried, as she said, "Oh, my…"
Yamabuki smirked, "Well, no harm, no foul. Looks like ALL of our jutsu is a HUGE NO-NO. We'll be like cheesy actors, or animatronic robots that flatly give out pun-based lines."
Enju barked, "WE will do NO SUCH THING!"
Tengge added, "And animatronic robots? Yeah, we're not that desperate."
Enju said, "I mean… Suou-san has a point. We'll stick to normal martial arts, with Kashima-san as the victim, Kazuki and Johnny as the bad guys, and a few of US as the heroes. But… NO GIMMICKS! And NO wardrobe malfunctions! GOT IT?"
She stated, "Lily-san, Tengge-san, you two will only be on watch… I want to know who this Commander is… so we can ask him what he knows. Suou-san, you take full charge of the production… also, keep an eye on Kitsuki-san, or whoever she is…"
Yamabuki saluted, "ROGER!"
She then pouted, "So… No robot?"
Enju sparked up, as Yamabuki shrieked, "EEK! I'll go!"
Enju halted her, and said, "And DON'T blab this information, to anyone!"
Yamabuki smiled, "You can count on me~!"
She muttered and walked off, "But I liked the cheesy actor lines…"
The rest decided to prepare for tomorrow, as Enju and Yamabuki know of what the situation is.
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Meanwhile, in Kitsuki's place, she moaned, as she woke up, passing out on the floor. She moaned, "What happened? Where did Spicer go?"
She looked at the jar of pills and read the label. It wasn't Truth Pills. It was…
"URK!" She gasped, "I GRABBED THE WRONG PILLS!"
…Love Potion Tablets. They were to confess your feelings to another, and it always works. Kitsuki threw the bottle down and roared, "DAMN IT! I had no idea what happened… I didn't get anything from-?"
She gasped, as she whimpered, "Did I drank the wrong cup? No… So, the pill I dunked into his cup… I DRANK THAT FROM MY CUP!"
She was balled up in sadness, as she blew yet another job, trying to learn their secrets, though in reality, Lily saved the day, thanks to Johnny's dimwitted actions.
