This chapter is supposed to be funny. We'll go back to the drama a bit later, I promise.

Valorian: ¿Cásate conmigo? Estoy soltera y deseosa. XDDD

Es broma. Pero es bueno tener tan buen feedback de tu parte. Gracias por mantenerte interesada.

Duality: In the Company of Alcohol and Scorpions.

"Breasts. She's got amazing breasts."- I commented, sipping absently on my beer.

Milo stared at me for a long moment.

Well, I was right. Anyone with eyesight would had agreed. Although, he had not see it coming,

He also probably didn't know how to feel about us talking about our boss' breasts.

"Saga, I believe that you've had enough alcohol"-

"Hmnh."- I accepted.

"Actually, I think you've had too much."-

"Hmnh."-

"...Potato?"-

"Hmnh."-

He was fed up, I believe.

"Saori in a pink thong in the middle of Main Street"-

"She doesn't like thongs."- I reasoned, sincerely.- "And honestly, even if she can wear anything (or nothing for that matter), pink isn't her color."-

"...Dude. Too much information."- he grunted.

"Oh, you nailed Shaina. Get a grip."- I snapped back.

Silence.

"It was a mistake to bring you to a bar."- he said, finally.

"Probably. But I aprecciate it, though."-

"Would you consider letting that beer now?"-

"Nope."-

"Thought so"- Milo sighed defeated, and called the bartender with a gesture of his hand.- "Another round."-

"Legs"- I commented, again.

More silence.

"What?"-

"Shaina has long, nice legs. Are they as smooth as they seem?" - I looked up at him, curious. If I wasn't drunk, I would have probably worried about the murderous glare he threw at me.

After a few moments, he sighed, downing what was left of his drink before answering.

"Yeah. They are."-

"Hmnh."-

After the bartender left another round of freshly poured alcohol, we shared a long stare, before returning to out respective drinks.

"Is she good in bed?"- Milo spoke, after almost two hours of silence.

I rubbed my temples, and took a few minutes to think of a response.

"If I were sober, would kick your sorry ass."- I began, before pausing.- "But she does learn fast."

Milo nodded, lost in thought.

"Hmnh, fast learner."- he mused.

"Oh yeah."- another pause.-" What about Shaina?"-

Milo smirked at me, rising an eyebrow in obvious complicity.

"Rawr."-