I -had- wanted to do Sokka...
Ziggy: -sigh- I guess we're stuck with Katara next...
Zuko: -mutters- Raging bitch-cow...
No, that's Elizabeth. GET IT RIGHT! -smacks Zuko-
Zuko: ... Ow.
Rick: Zuko's in intensive care right now... I think Mo sat on him or something... Not quite sure... But, he told me that it was my duty as his love slave to DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Ayame: -files nails- Get on with it, drama queen.
Rick: SHE DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING! HA HA HA! -dances-
Ayame: ... I'll go get your pills...
(Begin Transmission)
Dear Diary,
Once again, I am no longer Zuko.
I am... RUFIO! THE PIRATE! ARR! FEAR ME AND MY EVIL CREW OF PANDAS!
Ph33r mah 133t skillz, n00b! Lmao, pwned!
Love,
Rufio
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Dear Diary,
Today, I totally threw a rock at the Water Tribe wench.
Then I totally blamed Toph.
Then they totally kicked my ass.
Love,
Rufio
0
Dear Diary,
Today, Bobby-chan jumped off a cliff.
Well... That's what Uncle said. Though I'm not sure Bobby-chan could write a suicide note, let alone write. Ya know, with his lack of fingers and such.
Hm, snausages.
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
MY KITTY CAME HOME!
Told ya, you could smack his head in with a two-by-four and HE'D STILL BE ALIVE!
... What's a two-by-four?
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
I should have joined the Avatar ages ago.
Damn, why am I so dumb? GOOD ALWAYS TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL! Duh.
Ok... I'm gonna go get me some FRIED CHICKEN N' BISCUITS!
... WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST? WHY?
Love,
Me
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Dear Diary,
Fear me and the MILLENNIUM SPATULA! And once I use all seven dragon balls (Which still sounds hella disturbing) to save Hyrule and the smokin' hot Zelda from Alfred E. Newman on a tricycle with his evil snakes on a plane!
ENGLISH, MOTHER TRUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
Toph, Toph,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
... A musical is starting to sound mighty good right now...
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
I WANT MY OWN PERSONAL MARCHING BAND!
If Ganondorf can have one, why can't I? WHY? I'm pretty... I'm a very pretty boy! Damn, I could get a job in shojo mangas, I'm so pretty! Eat your heart out, Yuki Sohma. I'm the real Prince here!
Hm, I will now force all my fangirls to draw stunning pictures of me. DO IT NOW, SLAVES!
I will now go play my emo violin. Good day to you, sir.
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
So I was like, "Wow, maybe the Pong ball is all powerful!" Then I started to laugh.
Then Sokka said, "Uh no! Chuck Norris is almighty, duh! You know that, ya idiot!" Then he threw corn at me.
Then Toph said, "What was in those brownies? I just thought it was mint, but maybe it wasn't..."
Then we all said, "HASHISH!" And fell out of the tree. Ow, my spleen hurts...
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
No, Sokka. I'm not going to stick my hand into a bear trap again. I'm still sewing it back on, and the little Water wench refuses to heal me because I tried to brand the Avatar with a piece of hot coal. IT WAS A FREAKING JOKE! Even the Avatar laughed!
Love,
Zuko
0
Dear Diary,
Chicks dig burn victims. I was doing the runt a FAVOR! Hell, everyone should have a giant scar on their face. Makes ya sexy.
I should write a book! People need to know how to be sexy! And oh so many people need it desperately. If he was still alive, I'd give it to Zhao. Then he'd be sexy. Not as sexy as me, but still sexy in a strange, perverted way.
Well, he'd be less Lucius sexy and more... Robbie Rotten sexy. Less Draco, more Amnael. Less Peter Pan, more Hook. Less Bender, more Brian. Less Sasuke, more Naruto.
Do I make my self clear? Do I freaking make myself clear, you simpleminded anime fanbrats?
No Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
I'm a goofy goober, bitch.
Love,
Zuko
0
Dear Diary,
Is it wrong for a man to love a 12 year-old girl? Cuz if it is, I do not wanna be right! Screw Song, screw Mai, and screw Tai Li! Toph is the only girl for Zuko! Our personalities mesh together so wonderfully, it's really weird that people still insist on me bedding the Water wench.
Once again, ew.
I'd sleep with Zhao, even my own sister before her!
Love,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
And now on a somber note:
My Uncle said that one of his close friends, a man named Mako, died only a short while ago. Though I did not know this man personally, my prayers are with him. He led a long life, did great things, and is in a far better place now.
Love,
Zuko
(End Transmission)
Yes, I added in a little tribute to the great, late Mako Iwamatsu.
Ayame: On behalf of all the Supermuses,
Ziggy: Our prayers are with him.
But now onto a slightly happier note, I have a job for you, my great reviewers!
You see, I have two story ideas that I'd like to preview, just to see the reactions of my readers.
The first is a storybased off my favorite video game, The Movies. It'll be Kataang with a bit of Zutara (I know, shocker). It will also be AU, and will take place in the early 1900's in a little town called Hollywood.
The other is a musical, kindly dubbed, "Avatard: The Last Musical." Clever, eh? It will be a parody of the series, NOT IN SCRIPT FORM, and will probably contain a tapdancing Zuko.
Thumbs up, or down?
Till then, so lang meine Freunde!
