Hot and Heavy Day- (Near Midnight) or October 5. Hehe.
First I want to apologize for the last entry I wrote. Now that I look back at it, I seem horribly selfish and incredibly enamored with Sango. Well, enamored perhaps isn't the best way to describe it. Possessive, yes, that is the word. I was almost like Inyuasha possessive only I had no real cause to be. Sango is after all, a free woman, and I am a free man, and we do not belong to each other or anyone else for that matter, but still…
It's not like I'm not enamored with Sango though, because I am, do not get me wrong, but I…we….she…perhaps…I… it is hard to explain. It seems like everything about her is so confusing these days. Women in general are confusing now that I think about it. Then again, when are they ever easy to understand? Still, I will reinstate that the best things are worked hard for, and I have no doubt that working for fair Sango will not be any different. Hehe.
But thank the heavens our relationship is nowhere near as awkward or immature as Inuyasha's and Kagome's. I'd like to think that both of us are too mature for that.
And before any of your thoughts stray to places that are best left uninhibited (except for the few and the proud, also including yours truly), I shall explain to you the meaning of this day. Other than the fact that it was unbearably hot, tensions ran high and tempers were flaring today. Kagome had, apparently, done rather poorly on her tests I have mentioned before, and therefore her and Inuyasha were constantly at each other's throats. Poor Inuyasha, if he ever wants to woo either Kagome or any woman for that matter, he must learn to be a bit more sensitive.
It's a shame that he does not realize nor cope well with the fact that Kagome does have a life that has nothing to do with any of us. Even though he is the only one who has been to Kagome's era, he seems to understand it the least. For Inuyasha, if it doesn't have forests or innocent townspeople to save or at least a fighting challenge, nothing is interesting.
Anyway, as if to add to the mix, Kouga caught a whiff of Kagome's scent, and therefore had to make his presence known. Now Kouga, even if he is not incredibly brave nor incredibly strong, is always after Kagome and even has the audacity to call Kagome his 'woman' right in front of Inuyasha, which is a death sentence.
Kouga happened to meet our fair Kagome when he kidnapped her (like everyone else does now that I think about it), and for some reason, has become quite smitten with Kagome. I personally think half of his fun in pursuing Kagome is annoying Inuyasha, and though I think his intentions for Kagome are as pure as a wolf demon's can get, he certainly does not have Inuyasha's brute strength. Instead, he possesses a lightening quickness and is much more agreeable than Inuyasha is.
Now that those introductions are out of the way, I shall now explain the title as it seems I must always do. Like Kagome says, my mind is often 'in the gutter'.
Whatever a gutter is, it does not sound nice. In fact, it sounds a bit dirty and disgusting. Would ask Kagome except the fact that speculating is a very amusing thing to do on the road, especially if the scenery is nothing but green trees, the lovers ahead are quarreling, Sango is ignoring me for some reason unbeknownst to me, and Shippou is asking me about my 'baby maker'.
Another Note to Self: Just ask what fifty cents is and what a gutter is. Later.
But, back to the story. As I was saying, Kouga had appeared in front of Inuyasha, and was hitting mercilessly on Kagome, who takes it all in stride. And from what Sango tells me, she also has a young man named Hojo waiting on her hand and foot at home also. Poor Kagome, having to beat back all these rowdy young males off of her with a stick. I wonder how she does not go crazy with her own good looks, but then again, if I killed the most sexiest person alive, I would be forever in trouble, for suicide is looked down upon.
Well, Kouga was making his usual comments about how nice Kagome looked and Inuyasha kept seething and Shippou was asking Kouga about his 'baby maker' which to our surprise, the wolf demon didn't seem to mind answering, and Sango was out and about somewhere. That Sango, such a wandering soul. It would be good to tie her down, in more ways than one. Hehe. Hmm…
Anyway, finally Kouga's comments got to the place where Inuyasha could no longer keep silent (which was very early today, and mostly because of the weather and possible 'baby maker' competition), he exploded.
Basic Conversation:
Infuriated Inuyasha (I have decided a change in some adjectives was in order, and 'irritated' just doesn't describe Inuyasha sometimes) Say one more thing to Kagome, and I swear I'll kick your ass! Don't you have other people to annoy?
Kouga (I have opted to giving nice little describing words a certain few. Plus the fact that I could not think of any 'k' words that would accurately describe Kouga) If you haven't forgotten you mangy mutt, Kagome's my woman. I don't need your permission to talk to her.
Keen Kagome (This time meaning that she is very sharp) sensing another fight about to break out Hey you two, not again…
Shippou and I: (also sense fight and have good sense to start inching away slowly as to not attract enough attention and enrage the beasts further)
Infuriated Inuyasha: And you! Letting him flatter you like that and even giggling! Always protecting him and letting him get away! Well one of these days he's going to get what's coming for him!
Kouga: Hah! Like a pathetic half demon like you could actually harm me!
Keen Kagome: Hey! Unlike someone I know, Kouga's nice and I like having him around!
Kouga: (smirking/snickering behind Kagome) I guess we know who she likes better too.
Infuriated Inuyasha: Feh! I'll show you who my Tetsaiga likes best! (draws said sword, even though it really doesn't change since no mortals are really being protected)
Kouga: (gets into a fighting stance)
Keen Kagome: Both of you, stop this right now! I don't like either of you better than the other. (in a smaller voice) Well, most of the time anyway…
Sexy Sango (I was not inclined to change this description for obvious reasons) (does that sexy sneaking thing where she appears by my side, hehe) Don't tell me they're going to fight again.
Significant Shippou (He took one look at my journal and saw my preferred descriptive word of him and threw a fit, so I changed it to keep some semblance of peace) Yea, but Kagome will stop it. She always does.
Sexy Sango: (looks cutely annoyed) I'd stop it. This is annoying and pointless.
During this whole time, the pair had been snarling and exchanging remarks at each other, both taunting and smooth. Kagome looked very annoyed and finally snapped at Inuyasha to sit, and Kouga took the hint. With a smooth flourish, he bid Kagome farewell and was off. And this explains why everything was hot, in a sort of metaphorical way. I just added the heavy to make this more interesting.
Not that Inuyasha's 'baby maker' competitors are very interesting, but they are very amusing. And sometimes, even if I get a splitting headache after all the yelling, screaming, and cursing, it is worth it to know that even if two guys ever hit on Sango again, that I can just remember that at least they don't follow us around. Or the fact that they don't brag about their 'baby makers' like Kouga was so inclined to do. I wonder how anyone would have dealt if both of them had a competition to see which one was really superior. Hmm… Well, at least I have the knowledge to know if that ever happens, I won't be the one embarrassed. Hehe.
