A/N : New chapter
Things you will regret doing
Chapter2
STUPID BETS
''Hello and welcome to THINGS YOU WILL REGRET DOING''
''On todays episode we will see what happened when naruto made a stupid bet''
Team 7 were out fishing because Kakashi was hiding from Gai and Gai would never expect Kakashi to be fishing. It was too unbishie like.
They were on a peer and in the water there just so happened too be a whole big swarm of lobsters in the water. and they were scaring off the fish.
''Hey Naruto, bet you cant scare off those lobsters by jumping in there,'' said Duck Butt Head I mean Sasuke.
''Oh yeah, how much we talkin,'' asked Naruto.
''50 bucks, and to make things interesting lets call up every news reporter in Konoha,'' said Sasuke.
''Your on'' Naruto said like the little idiot he is.
A few hours later and a whole lot of persuasion if ya know what I mean.If you don't then I'm sorry because I don't even know what I mean.
''Alright cameras are rolling'' said some camera guy who is not important. ( or is he? )
''Alright here I go'' shouted Naruto before jumping in and getting a lobster antenna stuck through his foot.
''Somebody call Tsunade,'' he shouted.
But Tsunade was'nt just about too help him because she lost a lot of money betting Shizune that Naruto would scare off the lobsters.
How did she know you ask.
She was watching it live on her 56x80 inche flatscreen HD t.v from her poolosized Jaguzzi.
How did she get the that stuff you ask.
Well I remember it like it was yesterday.
------------timeskip (no wait I mean) flashback-------------
Tsunade was out helping at a home for dysfunctional yoghurt.
There was all kinds of yoghurts.
There were strawberry flavoured ones and lemon flavoured one oo oo and there were ones with choclate curls in them and you get the picture.
''Hey we don't have time for this bub we godda opperate'' said Tsunade.
Oh yeah right.
On to the hopsital
''Alright whats the case'' Tsunade asked as they pushed the patient and what was still attached to it.
''We godda take this guy off the lobster's antenna without damaging the lobster'' said some yoghurt.
''Hey what about me?!'' asked Naruto.
''Who cares about you'' some yoghurt said.
Anyway I don't have time too tell you the full detailes but the operation was a success. The lobster was unharmed but we can't say the same thing about Naruto.
And that is why you should never make stupid bets.
Join us next time too see what happens when Gaara got new eyebrows, Goodnight everybody.
A/N: Piggay!
