A/N: meh

Things you will regret doing

chapter3

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS CHAPTER

''Hi and welcome to things you will regret doing''

''on todays episode we see what happened when Gaara went in search of new eyebrows''


Gaara was looking out the window and wondering what it would be like if he had eyebrows.

''Come on Gaara lets go cheer you up,'' Temari said happily.

But before he could answer Temari threw him out the window into a ice-cream truck.

The was so startled he pressed the peddle and before you know it they crashed into a wall.

Temari jumped out and pulled Gaara with her.

She dragged him into a tent where there was an old lady with a crystal ball.

''You seek your eyebrows, do you not?'' she said.

''You must go through the desert, there is a monk who will help you,'' she continued.

''Now go,'' she said.

Suddenly there was a bright flash and Temari and Gaara were in the desert.

''Come on, lets go,'' Temari said and dragged Gaara off in an unknown direction.

They travelled seven days, and twelve nights don't ask me how.

Until they came to a temple.

They walked inside.

There sitting on a pedistal was Lee eating a bowl of youth-flakes.

''Hi Guys!'' Lee said.

''Wait he is the monk,'' Gaara said in disblief.

''Yup. Monk of the Temple of Youth.Here at the Temple of Youth we study the ways of Youthfulness and yoghurt, and if you want your eyebrows you must defeat me in a slushie drinking contest,'' Lee said.

''But these are no ordinary slushie they are super chillie flavoured slushies!'' said Lee.

''This is a waste of time,'' Gaara said before knocking out Lee with his sand.

As Lee lay there his eyebrows started to glow.

They rose up and shot onto Gaara's face.

There was a bright flash and Temari and Gaara were back in Sunagakure.

''Now I can show off my knew eyebrows,'' Gaara said.

As Gaara walked down the street people screamed others ran off.

Gaara saw his reflection in a shop window.

''My beautiful bishie look,is...is ruined!''Gaara cried out.

He tried to rip off the eyebrows but the were stuck on tight.

A ghostly image of a now cool loking Lee appeared.

''Guess I forgot to tell you I used super-glue, Oh well'' He said before vanishing.


''Next week we find out what happened when something happens to somebody''

''Goodnight everybody''

A/N: adios