Harry Potter V Eragon V Us Chapter 2 of the madness
Moonbeam was supposed to write this chap but i have a feeling shes forgotten so your stuck with me. Yes the almighty the brilliant... ok fine Rusty...
Disclaimer: we don't own eragon, harry potter or anthing in this story yay
Now to continue
"Wow no wonder your brain damaged!" exclaimed Moonbeam trying to see the top of rustys head and failing "ahh! Why am i so short!" she complained giving up
"i can help with that!" exclaimed Hagrid limping back and waving his umbrella
"no don't you wave that thing at me!" but it was to late and in a flash of white Moonbeam was growing.., and growing and growing...
"Holy mother of jean luc picard.." whistled rusty, midnight twacked her across the back of the head, shooting midnight a look rusty went back to watching Moonbeam grow.. luckily she stopped before she reached the ceiling
"WHY ME!!!" said moonbeam but her voice boomed so loud every one was catapulted into the back of the hall talk about a student sandwitch!
"gerrof me!" complained rusty shoving a load of first years off her
"Hey give me my sword back!" yelled eragon who didn't seem to have moved from his spot
"what this little pin?" replied moonbeam sending everyone into the wall again and then a rather large sword fell to earth knocking eragons hat of on the way down.
"OI!" He yelled that was my hat
"Then bend over and pick it up then ya idot!" yelled Rusty shoving the first years off again
"yea!" agreed midnight sticking her head out from a pile up of 4th years
"i am a chav i do not pick up my own hat!" replied eragon then he suddenly looked like he was constipated and he bent over.
Everyone was wondering what the heck was going on when suddenly saphera appeared.
"Ha constipated dragon!" said moonbeam and everyone was blasted into the wall again
"Moonbeam will you zip it!!" yelled rusty shoving the first years off her again "this is painful!" moonbeam just stared hard at her
"can someone make her small?" she asked and everyone again was smashed into the wall
Shoving the first years off her again rusty was about to speak when the first years turned there wands on her and rusty began to shrink... and shrink and shrink
"oh bugger!" came a tiny squeaky voice of rusty who was now the size of your middle finger. Midnight finally managed to get out of her 4th year sandwich and picked her up and put her on her shoulder
"Hmm pet rusty" mutterd midnight grinning
"Shut up" squeaked Rusty and poked midnights ear but midnight didn't feel it.
"Now if you will excuse me since i am the only one who can talk without causing pain or having no-one hear you" again rusty poked her in the ear "I say WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!" she yelled as all of a sudden murtag appeared from round the corner..
WARNING SPILOER
Thorn walking behind him...
Wheeeee so making Moonbeam write the next chap
Lol see you in 9 months!
Rusty.
P.S no offence to anyone please its for a joke
