Chapter 2

Xiahou Dun's Flashback

Cao Cao: Get me some wine Cao Pi.

Cao Pi: What, I'm not your servant, get it yourself

Cao Cao: Excuse me

Cao Pi: You heard me

Cao Cao: Guards, get him.

Guards: Yes Sir

Cao Cao: hold him down on the table

The guards held him down as Cao Cao got up, gets a knife, and walks over to Cao Pi.

Cao Cao: Do you know what I do to people that don't obey me?

Cao Pi: Let me guess, you rape them and make them listen to your horrible speeches.

Cao Cao flings his knife forward, cutting off Cao Pi's balls and dick in one swing.

Cao Cao: I cut off their dick.

He picks up the amputated balls and dick and shoves them in Cao Pi's mouth. At this one of the guards turns and pukes all over the floor. "Now, get me some wine, oh and your cleanin that up by the way," Cao Cao says as he turns away and walks back to his chair.

Cao Pi spits out his dick, "Fuck off, you son of a bitch asshole."

Cao Cao stops, grabs his sword, and turns around shoving it in Cao Pi's head.

Cao Cao: XIAHOU DUN, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME.

Xiahou Dun snaps out of his flashback, "Oh, did you tell me to get your sword, or get you an award?"

Cao Cao: Get me my sword

Xiahou Dun: Oh, I thought Nick said to get him an award.

Cao Cao: Whose Nick?

Xiahou Dun: Isn't Ren's first name Nick?

Cao Cao: no, he's Cao Ren.

Xiahou Dun: Where the hell did I get Nick from?

Xiahou Dun goes off to get his sword, still wondering where he got Nick from.

Wei, Later that night

Cao Cao: Men, I have demanded your presence today to tell you that tomorrow night, we will attack Wu!! Oh, Guards, bring the prisoners to my chamber, tie them to the table, side by side.

Cao Cao walks off to his chamber.

Guards: Yes, Sir

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there it is, another chapter.

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