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A/N: Sorry it took awhile. I was busy w/ Brambleclaw's best friend. Please review w/ suggestions for who should come, I'm out of ideas, almost!

Squirrelflight's character talk show

Episode four: My cats, Diamond and Daxter

Sf: Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of 'Squirrelflight's character talk show'! (clapping) Today, we have Lee's cats Diamond and Daxter, as our guests! (White and black tom cat, and white tom with sweeping plume of a tail walk in)

Diamond(white cat w/ plume tail): Woah! (nudges Daxter) Look at all the lights! (sees camera. Smiles and waves.) Hi! Hello! Daxter, we're on television! (stops waving) what's a television?

Sf: I dunno.

Diamond: Okay! Hi, Television, even though I don't know what a television is! Hi!

Daxter: Did you drink caffeinated coffee this morning?

Diamond: Nope!

Daxter: Then what'd you drink?

Diamond: Nothing! I ate something!

Daxter: What was that?

Diamond: Sugar!

Daxter: A cup?

Diamond: Nope! Three cups! (sees Squirrelflight for first time. Stops bouncing and waving.) Woah, who's the hottie?

Sf: My name is Squirrelflight, not 'hottie', thank you very much.

Diamond: Squirrelflight? What kind of name is that? Oh well, I'm calling you hottie!

Sf: Well, I didn't name myself. Erin Hunter did, pretty boy.

Diamond: What? Who's Erin Hunter? (looks up) Erin Hunter, how could you?! Her name should be hot babe!

(Sf gets flat expression)

Daxter: Diamond. Shut. Up. Now. Before. I. Hide. 'Hot babe'. In. A. Closet.

Diamond: You wouldn't!

Daxter: I would.

(Diamond sits down and calms down)

Sf: Better. Now, tell us a little about you two. Ya know, does Lee treat you guys okay?

Daxter: Well, she has an annoying dog named Jack. He's really yappy sometimes. And Diamond has to stay in the room with the Nintendo because last time he was out, Jack and him got in a fight.

Sf: So, what kind of dog is Jack?

Daxter: A Jack Russell Terrier.

Sf: That explains the name.

Daxter: no, they just like that name.

Sf: So, have you ever thought of how you and Jack are like 'Jak and Daxter' the game characters?

Daxter: Yup. It's a weird thought that maybe I was renamed after a video game character who doesn't exist.

Sf and Diamond: Renamed?

Daxter: Yeah. They got me from the Humane Society. I ran away from my old home. My name was Cortlin when they got me. They didn't like it, so they renamed me Daxter.

Sf: Touching story. Diamond, what about you?

Diamond: Well, I'm new to the house. They got me at the beginning of the summer, from the Humane Society, and took me home in a cardboard box. Then, they let me out and I was in a pink walled room. Lee's little sister's room. Later, about July tenth, they moved me to the room with the Nintendo that used to be where their cousin slept. But, he went back to his family in Tennessee.

Sf: I see. (looks at clock) Great StarClan! It's time for you guys to go!

Diamond: Bye, hot babe!

Daxter: Let's go. Bye!

Sf: Bye! (looks to crowd) See you again on 'Squirrelflight's character talk show'! Bye! (clapping)