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Anime Truth or Dare/ Chapter 2

Sesshomarukoishii: Where did we leave off?

Naraku: Its my turn. Uh, freaky girl with the pink hair, truth or dare?

Mayura: Truth, meanie! And my name is Mayura.

Naraku: Whatever. Any way, do you know where the shards of the Sacred Shikon Jewel are!

Mayura: No. I dont even know what youre talking about. MY TURN! Loki, Truth or Dare?

Loki: Last time I picked dare, so truth.

Mayura: Okay! Why do you tell everyone that you look like a kid, but that youre not a kid?

Loki, Narugami, Heimdal, Yamino, Echan, Fenrir, Frey, and Spica: (sweatdrop) Uh oh...

Mayura: Well?

Loki: Um, well, Mayura? This might come as a shock to you, but...Im not human. My turn!

Mayura: Wait a minute! You didnt tell me what you were if youre not human!

Loki: Sorry Mayura, but one question per truth.

Mayura: AW!

Loki: Sorry, uh, you. Black haired guy in the military uniform, truth or dare?

Roy: The names Roy and dare.

Loki: I dare you to...kiss the person 20 seats to the right.

Roy: Oookkkaayy...(counts 20 seats to the right and lands on Heimdal)

Heimdal: You are tortchering me Loki!

Loki: Actually, I just said a random number.

Roy: (runs up and quickly kisses Heimdal) Blaugh!

Heimdal: AH! Ive been molested! HELP!

Loki: (evil snicker)

Heimdal: Shut up! Loki, Truth or Dare!

Loki: Dare me!

Heimdal: I dare you to tell Mayura what you really are and who you really are!

Loki: Fine! (Marches up to Mayura)

Mayura: Whats going on?

Loki: Mayura, Im really Loki the Norse God of Trickery and evil and Ive been trapped in the

body of a human child by my foster brother Odin and Yamino and Fenrir are my sons, Yamino is

the serpent Jormungand and Fenrir is the almighty wolf whos jaws reach from Earth to the

heavens and Spica is the giantess who birthed them!

Mayura: Wow! This is amazing! That must mean Heimdal, Frey, and Narugami are gods too!

Heimdal: Yeah. Im the god who guards the entrance to Asgard.

Narugami: And Im Odins son, Thor, god of thunder. My wooden sword is actually Mjullnor.

Frey: I am a god, too. Frey, the god of gentle showers and sunshine.

Mayura: WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!

Loki: Anyway my turn. Uh, guy with the dark purple hair, Truth or Dare?

Dark: Uh, dare, your godliness!

Loki: No one has to treat me any differently, ya know. And you have to sing and dance to that

one song, uh what was it, oh yeah! Honkytonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins!

Dark: Hm...a song about girls butts...okay!

Turn it up some

Alright boys, this is her favorite song

You know that right

So, if we play it good and loud

She might get up and dance again

Ooh, she put her beer down

Here she comes

Here she comes

Left left left right left

Whoo

Husslers shootin' eight ball

Throwin' darts at the wall

Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall

Here she comes, Lord help us all

Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair

Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault

It's so hard not to stare

At that honky tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on

That honky tonk badonkadonk

(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her

For what her mama gave her

It ain't right to hate her

For workin' that money-maker

Band shuts down at two

But we're hangin' out till three

We hate to see her go

But love to watch her leave

With that honky tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on

With that honky tonk badonkadonk

(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care about the drinkin'

Barely listen to the band

Our hands, they start a shakin'

When she gets the urge to dance

Drivin' everybody crazy

You think you fell in love

Boys, you better keep your distance

You can look but you can't touch

That honkey tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on

That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk

Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do

It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey

It's for the badonkadonk)

All boys: WOOHOO!

All girls: That was actually pretty good.

Dark: By the way Loki, the names Dark. Okay, freaky guy with the red eyes and scar! Truth or

dare?

Scar: Dare.

Dark: I dare you to sing...Rip out the Wings Of A Butterfly!

Scar: Fine, but only to get out of here.

Heaven ablaze in our eyes

We're standing still in time

The blood on our hands is the wine

We offer as a sacrifice

Come on and show them your love

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

For your soul, my love

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

For your soul

This endless mercy mile

We're crawling side by side

With hell freezing over in our eyes

Gods kneel before our crime

Come on and show them your love

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

For your soul, my love

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

For your soul (rip out the wings of a butterfly)

Don't let go

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

For your soul

All: BRAVO BRAVO! ANCORE!

Scar: Ya aint gettin one. Hues, truth or dare?

Hues: Um, dare!

Scar: I dare you to refrain from bragging about your daughter until we get outta her.

Hues: YOU ARE EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!

Everyone else: THANK YOU!

Hues: Huff, meanies. Kid with the red hair and glasses, truth or dare?

Negi: Um, the names Negi, sir and um, dare.

Hues: Brave kid! I dare you to sing Its a Love Without End, Amen.

Negi: Um, okay.

I got sent home from school one day

With a shiner on my eye

Fightin' was against the rules and it didn't

matter why

When Dad got home I told that story just like

I'd rehearsed

Then stood there on those

tremblin' knees

And waited for the worst

He said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love

A secret that my daddy said was just between us"

He said, "Daddies don't just love their children

Every now and then, It's a love without end, amen

It's a love without end, amen"

When I became a

father in the spring of '81

There was no doubt that

stubborn boy

Was just like my father's son

And when I thought my patience

Had been tested to the end

I took my daddy's secret and passed it on to him

I said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love

A secret that my daddy said was just between us"
I

said, "Daddies don't just love their children

Every now and then It's a love without end, amen

It's a love without end, amen"

Last night I dreamed I died

and stood outside those pearly gates

When suddenly I

realized there must be some mistake

If they know half the

things I've done

They'll never let me in

Then somewhere from the other side I heard those words again

They said, "Let me tell you a secret about a

father's love

A secret that my daddy said was just

between us

You see, daddies don't just love their

children

Every now and then It's a love without end,

amen

It's a love without end, amen"

Asuna: Wow, Negi. You told me you couldnt sing.

Negi: Im not fond of singing in front of crowds.

Asuna: Sing more often okay?

Negi: Okay, asuna. I will.

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