Disclaimer: Same as in chapter 1...
Anime Truth or Dare/ Chapter 2
Sesshomarukoishii: Where did we leave off?
Naraku: Its my turn. Uh, freaky girl with the pink hair, truth or dare?
Mayura: Truth, meanie! And my name is Mayura.
Naraku: Whatever. Any way, do you know where the shards of the Sacred Shikon Jewel are!
Mayura: No. I dont even know what youre talking about. MY TURN! Loki, Truth or Dare?
Loki: Last time I picked dare, so truth.
Mayura: Okay! Why do you tell everyone that you look like a kid, but that youre not a kid?
Loki, Narugami, Heimdal, Yamino, Echan, Fenrir, Frey, and Spica: (sweatdrop) Uh oh...
Mayura: Well?
Loki: Um, well, Mayura? This might come as a shock to you, but...Im not human. My turn!
Mayura: Wait a minute! You didnt tell me what you were if youre not human!
Loki: Sorry Mayura, but one question per truth.
Mayura: AW!
Loki: Sorry, uh, you. Black haired guy in the military uniform, truth or dare?
Roy: The names Roy and dare.
Loki: I dare you to...kiss the person 20 seats to the right.
Roy: Oookkkaayy...(counts 20 seats to the right and lands on Heimdal)
Heimdal: You are tortchering me Loki!
Loki: Actually, I just said a random number.
Roy: (runs up and quickly kisses Heimdal) Blaugh!
Heimdal: AH! Ive been molested! HELP!
Loki: (evil snicker)
Heimdal: Shut up! Loki, Truth or Dare!
Loki: Dare me!
Heimdal: I dare you to tell Mayura what you really are and who you really are!
Loki: Fine! (Marches up to Mayura)
Mayura: Whats going on?
Loki: Mayura, Im really Loki the Norse God of Trickery and evil and Ive been trapped in the
body of a human child by my foster brother Odin and Yamino and Fenrir are my sons, Yamino is
the serpent Jormungand and Fenrir is the almighty wolf whos jaws reach from Earth to the
heavens and Spica is the giantess who birthed them!
Mayura: Wow! This is amazing! That must mean Heimdal, Frey, and Narugami are gods too!
Heimdal: Yeah. Im the god who guards the entrance to Asgard.
Narugami: And Im Odins son, Thor, god of thunder. My wooden sword is actually Mjullnor.
Frey: I am a god, too. Frey, the god of gentle showers and sunshine.
Mayura: WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
Loki: Anyway my turn. Uh, guy with the dark purple hair, Truth or Dare?
Dark: Uh, dare, your godliness!
Loki: No one has to treat me any differently, ya know. And you have to sing and dance to that
one song, uh what was it, oh yeah! Honkytonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins!
Dark: Hm...a song about girls butts...okay!
Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo
Husslers shootin' eight ball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
We don't care about the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)
All boys: WOOHOO!
All girls: That was actually pretty good.
Dark: By the way Loki, the names Dark. Okay, freaky guy with the red eyes and scar! Truth or
dare?
Scar: Dare.
Dark: I dare you to sing...Rip out the Wings Of A Butterfly!
Scar: Fine, but only to get out of here.
Heaven ablaze in our eyes
We're standing still in time
The blood on our hands is the wine
We offer as a sacrifice
Come on and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
This endless mercy mile
We're crawling side by side
With hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods kneel before our crime
Come on and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul (rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don't let go
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
All: BRAVO BRAVO! ANCORE!
Scar: Ya aint gettin one. Hues, truth or dare?
Hues: Um, dare!
Scar: I dare you to refrain from bragging about your daughter until we get outta her.
Hues: YOU ARE EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!
Everyone else: THANK YOU!
Hues: Huff, meanies. Kid with the red hair and glasses, truth or dare?
Negi: Um, the names Negi, sir and um, dare.
Hues: Brave kid! I dare you to sing Its a Love Without End, Amen.
Negi: Um, okay.
I got sent home from school one day
With a shiner on my eye
Fightin' was against the rules and it didn't
matter why
When Dad got home I told that story just like
I'd rehearsed
Then stood there on those
tremblin' knees
And waited for the worst
He said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love
A secret that my daddy said was just between us"
He said, "Daddies don't just love their children
Every now and then, It's a love without end, amen
It's a love without end, amen"
When I became a
father in the spring of '81
There was no doubt that
stubborn boy
Was just like my father's son
And when I thought my patience
Had been tested to the end
I took my daddy's secret and passed it on to him
I said, "Let me tell you a secret about a father's love
A
secret that my daddy said was just between us"
I
said, "Daddies don't just love their children
Every now and then It's a love without end, amen
It's a love without end, amen"
Last night I dreamed I died
and stood outside those pearly gates
When suddenly I
realized there must be some mistake
If they know half the
things I've done
They'll never let me in
Then somewhere from the other side I heard those words again
They said, "Let me tell you a secret about a
father's love
A secret that my daddy said was just
between us
You see, daddies don't just love their
children
Every now and then It's a love without end,
amen
It's a love without end, amen"
Asuna: Wow, Negi. You told me you couldnt sing.
Negi: Im not fond of singing in front of crowds.
Asuna: Sing more often okay?
Negi: Okay, asuna. I will.
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