I'm back with Chapter 2.
Summery: Harry attempting to do a Study on Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger and why it took them 7 years to get together. But he can't when Ginny, Ron, and Hermione are reading his notes over his shoulder. Filled with stupidly!
A/N: Thank you to everyone who reviewed. I'll try and work on my spelling (or get a beta!) Anyway George appears in this one. Oh and sorry about all the spelling mistakes last chapter, I had to have eye drops while correcting (one of my eyes was dangerously red) it is hard to correct while squinting. Okay, lets cut to the chase, No Flames please. If you have the urge to write one I suggest typing it on word and printing it out, then I'll show you right where you can stick it.
Disclaimer: I'm not Jk Rowling, if Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were as stupid in the books then they won't have beaten Voldy-Kins.
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Okay Let's cut to the chase Ginny, Hermione, and Ron are not in the room! So I must update and quickly!
Year Two.
Ginny: Harry!
Harry: That is the last time I am giving you the cloak.
Hermione: I cannot believe you are still going on with this.
Harry: Go away!
Ginny: Do you want me to wear that black thing you like?
Ron: I am not under the cloak anymore Ginny.
Ginny: Damn it. Why are you always here!
Harry: Take deep calming breaths.
Ginny: At least he is not twitching anymore
Harry: twitch
Hermione: There he goes!
Ron: Mate, you need to see someone about that. It's scary.
Harry: twitch
Ginny: Duck and cover!
Ron: stop , drop, and roll!
Hermione: I believe the phase we are looking for is "Run before he explodes!"
Ginny: let's go!
Harry: 2 days in a row. snicker
What Happened: Well, Ron cried over Hermione petrified body while she was petrified and confessed his undying love for her. Then he told her he wanted to have lots of babies. I said to him" Ronny, my boy she can't hear you" then he wailed in dismay and cried over her body like there was no tomorrow.
Hermione: You did?
Harry: Your back.
Ron: I did no such thing!
Harry: I'm just trying to get though the report. Making you look good!
Ron: I may have to hit you!
Harry: please don't my head is so sore from when Ginny-
Ron: LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: Calm down mate, I was just going to say when she hit me last time.
Ron: Oh.
Ginny: Ron!
Ron: Sorry.
Ginny: Look a big distracting thing!
Ron: Where!
thud
Ron: Ouch!
Ginny: smirk
Harry: Can I ever finish a report in peace?
Ron: I concur.
Hermione: I'm getting a dictionary! I want to find out if you are using it right!
Ginny: You study too much.
Harry: twitch
Ginny: We know it is fake, Harry.
Harry: Damn it, I need a new way to drive you off!
Ginny: I am about this close from thudding your head!
Harry: Thudding? What's Thudding?
thud
Harry: Ouch!
Ginny: That thudding.
Hermione: concur: to accord in opinion; agree
Ron: I think I was using it right.
Hermione: Really? You want Harry to finish this report?
Ron: Bollocks.
Harry: I hate you all.
Ginny: Ahem
Harry: Except for Ginny- Winny
Ginny: stare
Harry: So no to the new nickname. Alright then! Please don't hurt me
Ginny: smirk
Ron: This is bizarre!
Hermione: It's ludicrous, ludicrous.
Ron: Alright.
Ginny: You and your big words.
Harry: Do any of you have a bat?
Ginny: No.
Hermione: blank stare
Ron: Nope
George: I do!
Ginny: When the hell did you get here
George: When Teddy did!
They all stare at teddy
Harry: Can I have the bat?
George: Sure!
Harry: Thank you.
George: It was mine when we were on the team!
Ron: That's where I have seen this thing you tried to beat me to death with it two summers ago!
George: I best be off.
Harry: Good idea, everyone follow George!
Ginny: Why!
Harry: So I don't have to beat you to death!
Ron: Fine!
Ginny: We're Following the leader, the leader, the leader, we're following the leader wherever he may go!
Hermione: Dee Dum! Dee Dee! Dee Diddly Dum Dee day!
George: This could get very scary very soon.
They all follow George out of the room singing. George looks scared, very scared.
What They did Next: Ron and I had too do a bunch of stuff, Ron was only doing it to get back at the people who petrified Hermione. Because he was going to make them pay!
Ginny: Diddly Dum Dee Day!
Harry: Your back! Why?
Ginny: George ran away from us in fear and Hermione said it would be best not to follow him. So we are back to bother you!
Ron: Bother!
Hermione: This is going to be a long chapter.
Harry: if you let me finish the report then we can all go get some ice cream.
Hermione: is isn't anything else we can do?
Ron: I don't think so!
Ginny: Let's burn the parchment
Harry: glare
Ginny: I love you.
Harry: Please don't set my piece of parchment on fire!
Hermione: Maybe we will-
Ron: Maybe we won't!
Harry: You two scare me.
Ginny: I think it's sweet
Harry: I may vomit!
Ron: That's my line!
Hermione: I love it when you're angry!
Ron: Rawr.
Ginny: I may kill you.
Ron: A big distracting thing!
Ginny: I made that! Don't use my power against me.
Hermione: The force is with you.
Harry: Wrong book.
Hermione: There had to be one quote from Star Wars.
Ron: What's Star Wars?
Ginny: No idea.
Harry: Me neither.
Hermione: Do I have to explain I to you?
Ron: Not if you don't want to.
Hermione: I love you.
Harry: we have almost reached our 1000 word limit. So let me finish my report
Ginny: Fine.
Ron: How many words are we at now?
Hermione: 999!
Harry: That is an awfully big coincidence!
Hermione: I know!
Ginny: Let's let Harry Finish.
What they should have done: All that Jazz. Fall in love.
Reason For stupidity: They were 12 and she was petrified most of the year. They didn't get the bonding time they needed
Harry: Done!
Hermione: In precisely 1,054 words.
Ginny: Ice Cream time!
Hermione: Now it's 1,062 words
Ron: yay!
Hermione: 1,064.
Harry: This could go on forever
Hermione: 1,072.
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Word lied to me! There are 1072 word in the document on word but I guess there aren't on Fanfiction. Oh and "look a big distracting thing" is from a very cute Icon.
