Disclaimer: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I don't own them and neither do you.
For a little reminder…
Inuyasha: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Naraku, Sesshomaru, Rin, Miroku, Shippo, Kagura
Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Riza, Roy, Hues, Winry, Havoc, Scar
D.N.Angel: Daisuke, Dark, Satoshi, Krad, Risa, Riku
Negima: Negi, Asuna, Setsuna, Evangeline
The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok: Loki, Mayura, Narugami/Narukami/Thor, Heimdal,
Frey, Spica, Reya, Yamino, Fenrir
Just a little warning beforehand…there is Slash in this chapter. If you don't like it, don't read it. No flames or stupid comments regarding the slash bits. They will be used to cook my lemon steak.
Chapter 3
Okay…who's up next people?!
Negi: I went last, so…Ms. Kagome? Truth or Dare?
Kagome: Um…truth.
Negi: What are you and Inuyasha? You know….relationship wise.
Kagome's face turned redder than Inuyasha's kimono.
Kagome: We're friends! That's it! Friends, just friends! Hahaha!
Kagome's laughter sounded psychotic to everyone in the room.
Kagome: Okay then! My turn! Inuyasha! Truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Dare of course!
Kagome: I dare you to….befriend your brother for the entire time we're stuck in this room.
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru both got wide eyes. Inu's jaw almost smack the floor when it fell. Meanwhile, Kagome sits there with a creepy happy smile.
Kagome: You have to do it!
Inuyasha growls, but gets to his feet and walks over to Sesshomaru. When he gets there he holds out his hand, eyes twitching wildly.
Inuyasha, teeth clenched together with a fake smile on his face: Sesshomaru? Truce?
Sesshomaru decides to go along with it, just to piss off Inuyasha. So with a small grin, he reaches up and shakes Inu's hand.
"Truce."
Inuyasha: You're cruel, you know that?
Sesshomaru: Yes. I know.
Inuyasha: So it's my turn then, eh? Well…Ed, is it? Truth or Dare?
Ed: Dare me, dog boy!
Inuyasha: Hehehe, very well then. I dare you to kiss…
Ed stares up at Inuyasha, a hopeful look on his face. He hoped that he would get to finally kiss Winry…
"Roy! For a whole minute!"
Bulging eyes and dropped jaws all around. Except for some of the girls who currently had lines of drool or perverted grins on their faces.
"Ya have ta do it!"
Ed slowly got up and walked over to Roy as if in slow motion. Then he leaned down kissed Roy. Straight on the lips. So hot. (hehehe!) Obviously the older man was in shock and continued to be even after the minute ended….and for awhile after.
Ed just got up and went straight to the bathroom. The sounds of someone throwing up echoed throughout the room. Soon enough, he came back and continued as though nothing had happened.
Ed: Okay. Shippo. Truth or Dare?
Shippo: um…Dare.
Ed: Okay then. I dare you to…
Ed went over to Shippo and whispered something in his ear, causing the fox to go red in the face. Then Shippo went over to Inuyasha while Ed went back to his former position.
Shippo: Inuyasha….where do babies come from?
Inuyasha went white and started muttering gibberish at the question.
Inuyasha: Um…eh…well…uhh….When two people love each other they…uhhh….they perform a…special ritual….and that…um…..makes the baby! Okay, Shippo's turn.
Shippo: Oh…okay. Miroku, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare, of course.
Shippo: Okay. I dare you to stop being perverted for the time we're in here.
Small streams appeared on Miroku's face and he took on a defeated look. The girls all cheered and decided to throw a party later on.
Miroku: How cruel is that? Are you sure I can't just…you know…once? Twice?
Shippo: Nope! No more!
"Yayyy!!! Shippo, you rock!" "That's great Shippo!" I Love you!" "Awesome!" All the girls shouted their cheers at the top of their lungs, running over and hugging the adorable fox demon.
Miroku: My turn then…Daisuke? Truth or Dare?
Daisuke: Um…dare.
Miroku: I dare you to kiss Dark for half a minute. And then Satoshi for another half a minute.
"WHAT?!!!"
Miroku: Kiss Dark and Satoshi. Go on.
Daisuke: Why me? Why do I have to? Come on!
Miroku: Because if I have to suffer, all men will.
"No fair…."
He crossed the room and quickly grabbed Dark's head and forced their lips to meet. Dark just sat there, counting the time. Half a minute later, he was released with a small "sorry" from Daisuke, who then went over to the blue haired boy, who had stood up, making it easier for the redhead.
Daisuke proceeded to do the same thing to Satoshi, but with a different reaction. Satoshi snaked his arms around Daisuke's neck, and began kissing him back. Mannnyyyy minutes, wolf whistles, dropped jaws, covered eyes, and nosebleeds later, they broke apart.
Sesshomarukoishii: Ahem. Shall we continue now, you two lovebirds?
They both blushed, then headed back to their respective seats.
Daisuke: Um…Rin? Truth or Dare?
Rin: Truth!
Daisuke: Okay. What are you to Sesshomaru? You seem to young to be his girlfriend…unless he's a pedophile…
Above comment obviously earned a death glare from Sessho.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru-papa is my papa! He made me come back to life after the wolves got me. And before that I took care of him when he was hurt.
"Ohhh…."
Rin: Rin's turn! Lord Sesshomaru-papa? Truth or Dare?
Sesshomaru:….truth….
Rin: What does Lord Sesshomaru-papa really think of Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru's pale cheeks become the slightest shade of pink.
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha? Well…he's an idiot….he can't use his sword properly, he's the reason Father died…but he's brave…and loyal….and……hisearsarecute!
Inuyasha: Excuse me?
Sesshomaru: I said your ears are cute!
Inuyasha: um….whhhyyyy???
Sesshomaru: Because….they're fuzzy puppy ears! They are sooo adorable!
Everyone else either looks creeped out or scared.
Sesshomaru: nods dumbly.
Inuyasha: Yeaahhh….um…Thor? Truth or dare?
Narugami: You can call me Narugami you know…and Dare.
Inuyasha: Well then Narugami…I dare you…to sing and strip to I'm Bringing Sexy Back!
Narugami: What?!
Inuyasha: First thing that came to mind.
Narugami: Why was that the first thing?
Inuyasha: Because that's what Kagome's listening to on her Ipod thing.
Narugami: Oh. Fine then…
Narugami jumps onto the table situated in the middle of the room and begins his dare. Meanwhile, all innocent eyes are covered. As well as anyone who doesn't want to get scarred for life.
I'm bringing sexy
back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're
special what's behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick
up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Narugami slowly
peels off his jacket while dirty dancing, and tosses it into the
"audience". Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby
I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just
that no one makes me feel this way
He continues by unbuttoning his white shirt, also tossing it.
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come
to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be
gone with it
Drinks on me
His shoes and socks go flying, as
well as his belt.
Go ahead, be gone
with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone
with it
Look at those hips
You can guess what gets unbuttoned and comes off next. And let me tell ya. Narugami goes COMMANDO!
Go ahead, be
gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go
ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead,
be gone with it
Get your sexy on
I'm bringing sexy back !
The song raps up and he hurriedly gathers his clothes and runs to the bathroom. He returns soon after.
Narugami: No one is ever to tell my wife about that….unless you have a death wish. Loki? Truth or Dare?
Loki: Dare.
Narugami walks over to him and whispers something in his ear, causing him to pale. Then Narugami pushes him into the bathroom and shuts the door. After some banging and yelling is heard, Narugami comes out with a triumphant grin on his face.
He's followed by a little girl with curly blond hair tied up with little pink bows and wearing a frilly pink dress with puffy sleeves, lacey socks, and shiny black dress shoes. The girl looked really pissed.
The Frilly Pink Girl glares at Narugami, then with big innocent puppy dog eyes and a sweet smile says:
Hello everyone! My name is Loki. I'm very pleased to meet you. Mr. Narugami has asked me to sing a song for you. I hope you enjoy it!
When I am down and,
oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened
be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you
come and sit awhile with me.
You raise me up, so I can stand
on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am
strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more
than I can be.
You raise me up, so I can stand on
mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am
strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more
than I can be.
You raise me up, so I can stand on
mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am
strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more
than I can be.
You raise me up, so I can stand on
mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am
strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more
than I can be.
You raise me up... To more than I can be.
Loki: Thank you for listening. I have to leave now, bye bye everyone!
Loki then rips off the wig and kicks a hysterical Narugami in the shin, who swears in a very colorful tongue. Then goes into the bathroom and slams the door. When he comes back out he's in his regular clothes.
Loki: First person who says something dies. Riza. Truth or Dare?
Riza: Dare.
Loki's infamous grin appears.
Loki: I dare you to….SHOT HEIMDAL!!!
Riza: Affirmative.
Riza had no problem with it. The guy got smart with her before. And Riza doesn't like back talk. So she takes out her pistols and begins shooting at Heimdal as asked. Because of her terrific aim she immediately hits him….twice for good measure.
Loki: Mwahahaha!
Heimdal: Loki, you bastard!
Heimdal gets up, bleeding, holey, and all, and chases Loki around the room. Loki laughs like a maniacal idiot the whole time while they proceed to drip blood all over my room. (Which I just cleaned two months ago!) So I guess I should end this chapter here while I tranquilize these idiots and get Narugami to stop laughing. So until next time, Sesshomarukoishii signing out!
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