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The Great Switch: Chapter Two
Canyon
Soon Sarge and Church were both in the middle of the canyon with Doc, Shelia and Lopez.
"Ok." said Doc as he handed Sarge and Church both sheets of paper. "You just have to go to your new bases and read these out loud. Are there any questions?"
"No not really." Church replied.
"I've got one." Sarge "What happens if we refuse to follow your orders?"
"Um then Shelia will shoot you." replied Doc
"Target locked." Shelia spoke up.
"Shelia and Lopez will be going to the Red base with Church." Doc said
"Man this sucks." moaned Church
"And I'll be going to the Blue base with Sarge."
"I take that back. Well have fun with Doc Sarge. I'm going to use this chance to be as far away from Doc and Caboose as possible. Coming Shelia?"
"Affirmative."
They all split up.
Red
"Okay" said Church standing in front of Simmons, Grif and Donut. With Lopez and Shelia behind him. "I have to read this page so here it goes.
Dear Insert name here you have been chosen to represent your team and try to accomplish peace "…..blah blah...okay here we go". You are now leader of the Insert colour here team. As such you have to lead your team through some team building exercises latter on but for now do exactly what you would normally do in your own base. This is a great learning experience for….
"Okay that seems to be the important bits. Now what?"
"You're our leader." scoffed Grif "Aren't you supposed to know?"
"Yah you, shut up. Okay at the Blue base we do nothing. Feel free to follow our fine example."
"That's stupid."
"Except for Grif. He has to wash the warthog."
"What?"
"Ohh I want to help!" Exclaimed Donut happily. "I can wear this new bathing suit I bought."
"Oh dear God, just shoot me now."
"I wonder how Sarge is doing." Simmons said looking through the sniper riffle.
"I bet you do. Kiss-ass."
Blue
"a great learning experience for all and a wonderful chance to further our goals of …." Doc was rambling on.
"I told you we shouldn't have let Doc read it." Tucker grumbled
"Shut up scumbag." Sarge ordered.
Short chapter I know but I the others should be longer
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