A/N: Sorry it's taken so long for me to update but I've been really busy!

So anyway today I have with me Tex and Church to help me introduce the chapter.

Why am I here again?

I'm getting paid for this...right?

Ummm no…(Me changing the subject quickly) Lets just introduce the chapter.

Yah screw this I'm bored (leaves)

I have better things to be doing then this.(Leaves)

(Me sighing)…I knew I should have gotten Caboose and Donut to do it….

Any way……Enjoy….

Red vs. Blue: The Great Switch

Chapter SixWhat's the Plan Already!

Canyon:

Shelia was firing at Grif who was doing his best to run away.

"Ahhhhh" Grif screamed as he continued towards the red base.

Firing main canyon….Boom

Tucker and Caboose were running after the tank.

"Shelia, you can stop shooting! We don't really care that he escaped." Tucker yelled as he got closer to the tank.

Shelia suddenly stopped and Caboose who was running behind Tucker ran into Shelia.

"Sorry Shelia!" Caboose managed to pick himself up after a few tries.

Cave

"What the hell are those morons doing?" Church said amazed as he Tex and the three other red soldiers watched what was going on the canyon.

"I don't know!" Sarge lamented, "They had a perfect opportunity to kill Grif and they didn't. Soldiers these days don't have a lick of sense!"

"Look sir, it's Doc" pointed out Simmons

"So? He won't kill Grif!"

"O'Malley might."

"That is true." Sarge seemed happier at this thought.

"Come on, we can hide behind this rock and still hear everything." Church went and hid behind a large rock at the mouth of the cave.

"Or we could attack" Tex countered as she walked over

"Think about it Tex O'Malley loves to brag about his plans--"

"Be quiet both of you." Sarge interrupted "I can't hear anything"

Tex and Church glared at each other then Sarge but with their helmets on nobody could see this. Anyway everyone was paying too much attention to what was going on out in the canyon.

Canyon

Doc had walked over to where Tucker and Caboose were standing. Shelia was next to them and Grif was hiding behind a rock.

"What are you guys doing?" Doc exclaimed "This is supposed to help bring peace not start more war!"

"Well we didn't kill him…" Tucker replied "That should count for something. Why don't you make us the winners."

"Yes!" Exclaimed Caboose. "Then we can get Church back!"

"No, you still have to capture the flags." Doc replied

"Hey you mean this thing I found in the kitchen?" Grif held up what looked like a piece of blue fabric.

"Caboose!" Tucker growled at him "I thought you said that you hid it!"

"Ohh yah, I did! But then I thought it was lonely so I brought it to the kitchen so it could have friends!"

"Okay…" Said Doc taken aback. "Well I guess the red team wins."

"Does this mean that we can go back to normal?" Grif asked

"Uhh yes of course...Now you guys all go to one base and I'll meet you there with your leaders.." He ran off

"Okay" said Tucker "Which base has the most food?"

Cave

"He's coming back up here?" Church said puzzled. "What is his plan?"

"Well we have to figure that out. So you and Sarge have to get back into the Cage" Tex pointed out, "Maybe he'll brag to you guys."

"Yah or he'll just shoot us! I don't think so."

"You were the one who said we should figure out his plan before attacking!"

"Yah but that was when only Tucker and Caboose where in danger! Now I am."

"Get in the cage!"

Just then they all heard some one coming up near the mouth of the caves.

"Fine"

Sarge and Church ran over into the cage and shut the door. Simmons, Donut and Tex remained hidden.

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"Why hello my prisoners!" O'Malley laughed as he walked into the cave. "I see you've still not managed to escape."

"Yah ha ha really funny O'Malley." Church spoke up. "What do you want with us?"

"Well I was going to capture Tex and use her to rule the world!"

"Yah that's original." Church muttered to himself.

"Well if you have one good plan why bother to change it?" Doc spoke up as he had overheard Church.

"Because it'll never work." Church replied "Tex isn't even here and I have no idea where she is!"

"When I learned that then I was forced to improvise. So well I'm going to—"

"You mean we're going to." Doc cut it.

"O shut up you fool. I mean I for the last time. Anyway I am going to lure Tex into a trap!"

"Like she'd fall for any trap you'd set." Church laughed.

"Oh she will, because I"

"Excuse me?" Doc coughed

"Fine…WE… are you happy now!"

"Can I say the plan?"

"No?"

"Please?"

"You are starting to remind me of that imbecile Caboose."

"Come on buddy!"

"Fine, but only because I want you to shut up."

"Will some one just tell us the god-damned plan already?" Church burst out!

"Yah, being climatic is one thing but this is getting dang near crazy!" Sarge commented

"Well." Doc started. "Since Tex was gone we have to lure her into a trap, so we thought and I had an idea."

"Were did that we go?

"So we thought that we could lure Tex back into Blood Gulch by pretending that the Blue Team needed her help."

"And you think that will have brought her here?" Church laughed "Are you crazy? Why would Tex come to our rescue… for free?"

"Well you are her boyfriend—"

"Ex-boyfriend." Church interrupted.

"Well she still---" Doc was interrupted

-

"Freeze O'Malley." Tex had stepped out from behind the rock.

"Why hello Tex I should have known that you wouldn't be far away from these idiots."

"Shut it O'Malley this is between you and me."

"That doesn't matter Tex. They'll all be dead once I rule the world!!" He started tolaughevilly again

"You're outnumbered O'Malley" Simmons stepped out from behind the rock, Donut followed.

"Ha you fools will never catch me!" O'Malley made a break for the cave entrance.

They all chased after him

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Well this seemed like a good as spot as any to end this chapter. I think that the next one will be the last of this story but you never know.

I know it's not like you're making this up as you go along..

Shut up Church...Anyway just wanted to say I hope you like it so far and please review!! Nice reviews please, or I'll send Tex after you….if I can save up enough money…:P

One last note though. In case you haven't guessed I'm a Church/Tex shipper. There isn't much in the story to suggest that I am but there is some. So if you don't like the pairing then feel free to ignore those lines.

Thanks…