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Red vs. Blue: The Great Switch
Chapter Seven: Arguing
Canyon
Sarge, Simmons, Donut, Church and Tex were all chasing Doc/O'Malley down from the caves.
"You fools will never catch me!" O'Malley laughed, for what seemed like the hundredth time.
"Oh give it up O'Malley!" Simmons shouted out. "There's no way that you can outrun all five of us!"
"Ohh but I don't need to." O'Malley stopped running at that moment and turned towards them. "I just needed to get out of the caves." He started to talk to someone on Doc's radio. "Lopez are you there?"
"Sí mande" "Yes boss"
A/N- Sorry for the interruption but I just wanted to say that I'm not sure if Lopez's head really has a radio in it like the soldiers but in my story he does. Thanks…
"Activate the bomb!" O'Malley laughed
There was a huge explosion from the blue base.
They all turned to look and as they did O'Malley ran off.
"That base is on fire!!" Donut yelled the obvious. "I hope anyone wasn't in it!"
Just at that moment the remaining soldiers (Tucker, Caboose and Grif) came running out of the Red Base.
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"What the hell was that?" Tucker exclaimed "And why is our base on fire?"
"Oh that." Church scoffed "That was just a bomb O'Malley set off, apparently in our base."
"O'Malley?..."
"He's in Doc, it's a long story."
"So…what are we going to do about the base?"
"Nothing."
"What!?"
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"Hey the fire is leaving!" Caboose pointed out. It was true, the fire started was starting to go down.
"What's going on?" Tucker asked very confused
"Ha! I knew it was a good idea to put it in a sprinkler system!" Church was laughing as the fire went down. "Didn't I tell you Tex….Tex?"
He turned around "She's gone isn't she."
"Yah," Tucker said. "Nothing new there. She probably went off after O'Malley.
"Well where did she go?"
"I don't know."
"This is just great…"
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The red team was slowly baking away from the arguing blues.
"What are we doing guys?" asked Donut.
"Avoiding O'Malley" Grif pointed out "What else? It's not our battle."
"Yah, let that mean chick go kill him." Simmons replied "Just everyone leave their radio off, just in case."
The blues were still talking when they noticed the reds were walking away.
"Um Church…" Caboose started to talk
"What!"
"The reds are leaving…"
"So?"
"I thought they were going to help us?"
"Why would they help us Caboose?" Tucker asked him. "They're red."
"So."
"So they're not on the same side as us. They're all a bunch of chickens."
"Ohhhh."
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"Okay so now what Church?" Tucker looked at him
"Well I guess we go look for Tex and O'Malley."
"That's going to be fun..." Tucker said sarcastically
"Shut up Tucker. It's either that our run the risk of getting our throats cut in our sleep."
"By O'Malley?" Caboose was getting confused
"Yah, or Tex."
"Fine." Tucker sighed "Let's go get this over with."
The three Blues started off looking for Tex
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Another Part of the Canyon
Tex had caught up with O'Malley right outside his spaceship.
"Freeze O'Malley."
"Ah ha hello Alison, long time no see!"
"Stuff it O'Malley. It's time to end this."
"Yes that sounds nice but I've really got too many plans..." O'Malley replied in his taunting voice.
"Well that's too bad isn't it."
"It's true!" Doc spoke up, "We have lots and lots of plans. We can't even keep track of all of them."
"Shut up!"
"So I put them all down in my day planner."
"What?"
"It's a really cool book, I can write down what I'll be doing for an entire year! That way I don't lose track of anything. It's pretty nifty I must say."
"Those are secret plans you imbecile!"
"Hey, you have to learn to share any way they're the only written copies we have--"
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While Doc and O'Malley were arguing the blue team met up with Tex.
"What are you guys doing here?" Tex asked as they walked up.
"Making sure you're—Making sure O'Malley doesn't escape." Church started then corrected himself.
"What is he doing?" Tucker said looking up by the ship.
"Oh he's arguing with Doc again." Tex replied. "You do have all your radio's turned of don't you?"
"Yes." the rest of the blue team replied
"Good, this going to end now."
While O'Malley and Doc were still distracted Tex and the Blue's started to open fire on them.
"What's this! Ha you fools you fell right into my trap!"
"Really?" Tucker asked and the team stopped shooting to hear what was going on. "How'd we do that?"
"By doing that!" O'Malley laughed because they had all stopped shooting at him. He pressed a button on the side of the ship and ran into it. The door closed behind him and the blue team was firing at it.
"Damn!" Tex shouted "He can't get away again!"
The spaceship started to set off when they heard …
"What do you mean you left your day planner in the blue base? No we can't go back to get it, It'll have been destroyed! Idiot!"
The spaceship flew away.
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Just then the Red army came running up.
"Yeaha!" Sarge called out… "Here we are, the superior Red army to save the day! Don't ever say that the red army soldiers are chickens."
"Yah but we can say you're late." Tucker pointed out. "O'Malley's gone already, he escaped."
"Well in that case men…back to the base."
"You could help us clean our base" Tucker called out as the red's walked off.
"That's okay." Simmons called back "We'll pass."
The Blue team was left by themselves again.
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"Well I guess it's back to the base." Church spoke up.
"You guys can I'm going to look for O'Malley." Tex started to walk off.
"Okay…no, you're going to come back with us."
"What?" surprised Tex turned around.
"You're somewhat part of the Blue team so you have to come back and help us clean the base."
"Why? It was your idea that we put sprinklers in it."
"Yah and now it's not a smoldering pile of rubble. It's just a non smoldering messy base, besides Doc said that he left O'Malley plans in the base, so if it's destroyed then O'Malley wont be dong anything for awhile."
"Yah so."
"So you can wait,"
"Yah," Tucker put in "You have to help us."
"And if I don't?"
"Then if you ever come back, we'll make you bunk with Tucker." Church threatened
"Hey why am I being used as a punishment?" Tucker demanded as they ignored him
"What? Fine I'll help you clean the stupid base, but I'm not bunking with anyone understand?" Tex gave in.
"Fine. Let's go." Church and the rest of the blue team set off to fix up their base.
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Well that's the end of this story, I hope you liked it and that you will review and tell me what you think! But please no flames.
Anyway thanks for the reviews I already got and I'm going to write a new story soon.
