A Pikachu's Fur

Chapter 2: Plummet into the Providence

La'ChänEl sighed as she sat on a rock, staring into the barren, cracked depression in the ground that was once a blissful creek. She wanted to look at her reflection because she had forgotten how pretty she was but she made the water go away so she couldn't.

La'ChänEl glanced over her shoulder at the despicable hooman lying on the ground, still passed out from when La'ChänEl had slapped him. There were a million things she could do to him. She could rip the flesh from his bones and rip his eyeballs out and then piss in his eye sockets but she wasn't in the mood. Suddenly, the terrible hume creature stirred.

"Ugh... ow, my face..." Ash, the hume, muttered as he rubbed a red hand-mark on his right cheek. "What happened?"

"I slapped you and knocked you out," La'ChänEl replied coldly. She reached up and runned her fingers through her perfect straight hair. It felt really silky to the touch because you used a brand of Pantene conditioner made especially for hair of furries. She flicked her tail against the rock.

"Why?" The nasty hoom asked as he stood up, wobbly.

La'ChänEl jumped up, super mad. "Why? WHY?!!?!? Are you fucking kidding me?! Duh! Because you're a fucking hooman and all you care about is yourself! You don't care about the world, you hurt animals and Pokemon and you hate us furries! Don't play stupid with me you sick fuck!"

Just then, another abhorrent hooman entered the scene. It was a female hume. She had orange hair that was pulled into a side ponytail. She had a yellow top on. She had green short-shorts on. She had maroon suspenders. She had red and white sneakers. She was riding a bicycle and she stopped when she saw La'ChänEl and Ash standing by the empty creek.

"What's going on?" Spat the appalling femme-hooman. La'ChänEl's fell to the girl's chest. Her boobs were really small. That made La'ChänEl feel really good because her boobs were bigger than a hooman's and since most hoomans turn to things like breast implants and gastric bypass because ALL HYOOMUNDIES ARE STUPID FAKES it meant this orange-haired she-hoom probably had fake boobs and yet La'ChänEl's totally natural 40DD breasts were STILL bigger!!!! Haha!

"What?" Ash blinked. His big anime eyes then fell to the creek. He'd noticed for the first time that the water was gone. "Hey! Wasn't there a creek here?"

"Yeah!" cried the femme-hooman.

La'ChänEl got off the rock and placed her hands behind her back, her hot pink tail swishing elegantly behind her. She flicked some stray strands of pink hair out of her face as the wind blew against her making her look like an angel. "Indeed there was, but I cast a spell that made all I cast a spell that made all the water vanish."

Ash and the other hooman looked intrigued. "You can do magic?!" They said in unitarianism.

La'ChänEl nodded, refusing to face the nauseating hoom creatures. "I have 17 years of experience under my belt as a full-blown sorceress. I was kidnapped at birth and raised by a very powerful witch and a wizard who taught me everything I know. I never knew my real parents, yet... it's like I don't want to. I'm glad I was raised the way I was. I like being able to do... this!"

La'ChänEl shot out her arm and pointed to a tree. "Yyvarkarsuiaenaiet jjilikmaryynauikl!"

A hot pink beam of energy shot from La'ChänEl's perfect finger with a fingernail that had baby blue nail polish on it and engulfed the tree. The wood part of the tree automatically turned pink and the leaves turned into flowers. The hooms gasped in amusement.

"That was amazing!" Ash cried.

"Yeah!" Misty agreed.

"You could help me catch a lot of Pokemon that way!" Ash exclamationed.

La'ChänEl froze dead in her tracks. She hated hoomans so damn much, but this one was going overboard. Just then, an Alakazam came out of the forest. An Alakazam had a head shaped like an upside-down star with the top point being kinda like a beak and the two elongated points atop its head being its ears or something. It has two ultra-big whiskers. Its body is a mix of brown and slightly dark yellow. It was carrying two spoons.

"I can take care of this!" Misty shouted. She took out a pokeball (a pokeball is a red and white circle) and threw it. A Staryu came out. A Staryu is a yellow star with a hard red thing in the middle.

"Staryu, use your bubblebream!" Misty ordered.

Staryu did it and then Alakazam died. La'ChänEl couldn't belevie it. She cast a spell that conjured a hot pink dagger, approached Misty and drove the weapon right through the odious she-hoom's neck, splattering blood all over Ash and killing the bitch instantly. Then La'ChänEl put Misty's body in a woodchipper and danced in the resulting bits of blood, flesh, bone and gut that showered over the forest like rain.

TO BE CONTINUED