He's Back
Decisions, Explanations, and Stories
"Who do you want to date, Miley or Hannah?"
"Truthfully, Miley… Miley. Because, it's you I like. You're Miley most of the time, and you act more like Miley when you're Miley. But, if you don't want the press, I would be fine with Hannah, as long as it's you."
"Aww," Lily says.
"Jake, I'm fine with that. We've been together for almost a week, and the press hasn't gone anywhere near me, I doubt they will."
"Well, they won't until they are 100 percent we're dating, because you're not famous."
"Ok, so Miley."
"Miley."
"Good."
"Miley, I told you I'm not mad, and I'm not, but I think you all owe me a little explanation."
"Yeah, we probably do."
"So, explain."
"Ok, so it all started a couple years ago," Miley started. "I wanted to be a singer, but my dad told me how awful the press was when he was famous, so we decided to create my alternate ego. Hannah became really famous; I could live my life as a normal girl and a famous popstar."
"I figured out that part, but tell me the interesting stuff."
Miley giggled. "Ok, so the only people who know are my family, Lily, and Smokin Oken over here."
"It's just so… funny," everybody gave Jake odd looks at his comment. "No, no, I mean you are Hannah Montana! You are the most unpopular girl at school and walk around like you're an average girl. Although, truthfully, you're much prettier without your wig."
"Oh, thanks!"
"Miles, if Amber and Ashley found out they were making fun of Hannah Montana-"
"They can't!"
"I know, I know, but I'm just saying, it would be an interesting scene to watch."
"So, now, more explaining. Um..."
"Miley started liking you because of what you told Hannah about her at the dance!" Lily blurted out.
"Really, she liked me because I liked her?"
"I guess that's why."
"That means you liked me before because…"
"Jake!"
"…because she wouldn't just start liking me because I liked her. There must have been something there before."
"Freshies don't make any sense to me," Jackson said.
"I think it's just girls," Oliver said.
"Dude, you just called me a girl!" Jake said.
"No, I'm just saying…"
"Ok, guys, we're getting off topic," Lily started. "It's actually kind of interesting to listen to miley try to explain this to Jake."
"But he called me a girl!"
"I did not!"
"You said…"
"That's not what I meant!"
"Guys!''
"He…"
"Guys!"
"But…"
He wasn't able to finish because Miley started singing.
"Wish
I could tell you there's a twist
Some kind of hero in disguise
And
were together,it's for real,now playin'
Wish I could tell you
there's a kiss
Like somethin' more than in my mind
I see
it
Could be
couldn't finish because Jake pulled her into a kiss.
Miley smiled when she pulled away. "Zombie Boy has very good timing."
"Eww!!!!!!!!!!" You can guess who said that.
"Storytime!" Oliver yelled.
"What story?"
"Miley's most embarrassing story, with Aunt Dolly."
"You mean the one you've been itching to tell Jake?" Lily asks.
"Yes Lily, the video tape."
"Ooh, the video tape!"
"You tell Jake and you die!" Miley knew saying this wouldn't stop them.
"Miles, what could be so embarrassing?" Jake asks.
"Let's just say Miley went to great lengths to stop you from seeing that video."
"Why would I have seen the video?"
"Because it was supposed to be Principal Fisher's goodbye tape, but it was the wrong tape."
"Funny story about those tapes," Jake began. "One night when I was reviewing them, this crazy janitor lady with big hair came in and acted really suspicious. There was a bunch of noise coming from her trashcan and she said it was the lab frog."
"Well," Lily began. "Some people like to call that crazy big haired janitor lady Aunt Dolly and other people like to call that lab frog Miley."
"Seriously?" They all nodded. "What the heck was on that tape?"
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Are they going to tell Jake?
Disclaimer: yada, yada, yada!
I wrote this chapter because I was bored, it doesn't mean too much, but I thought it may be funny, maybe.
Also, I know it's not a cliffhanger.
