He's Back
The Truth About the Tape
"Seriously?" They all nodded. "What the heck was on that tape?"
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Somebody open up please!" yelled the director.
Everybody put their wigs on and Miley went to the door.
"Yes, Roger?" she said as she opened it.
"Hannah, you have a solo scene to do right now, please come."
"Okay," she says following him out the door, not before she gave Oliver and Lily threatening looks.
As soon as the door was closed, Oliver smiled. "Now, we're free to tell Jake anything we want to."
"Wait, Oliver, Miley really doesn't want him to know."
"So?"
"Maybe we should respect that."
"Why?"
"Good point."
"Okay, so Jake do you want to know what you would see on the tape or what was really going on?"
"What was really going on?"
"Ok, so as you know Miley had a crush on you, but she wouldn't admit it."
"Yeah."
"So, this was Principal Fisher's tape day and Oliver's and Miley's Aunt Dolly's video cameras were both on her coffee table."
"Uh huh."
"Aunt Dolly's was on, Oliver's wasn't. Oliver's was the one that had all the good byes on it."
"Miley was alone and obviously thinking of you, so, she pulled out her guitar and started singing "If We Were a Movie."
"Wait, that's what she was so embarrassed to tell me, I already know she is Hannah Montana."
"Oh, no way Jake, that's nowhere close to what was embarrassing."
"So, what?"
"Alright, Miley's Aunt Dolly came in the room and said that she couldn't wait to hear it when there was a real boy.'
"Then, she said there was and it was you."
"Is that it?"
"Not by a long shot."
"Ok, so, continue."
"Aunt Dolly left and Miley said something rather… embarrassing or revealing about you. That was caught on Aunt Dolly's tape. Oliver took the wrong tape to school. He gave the tape to you and the night Miley, Aunt Dolly, and I snuck into the school and snagged that tape before you got a chance to see it. End of story."
"Ok."
"Uhh, Lily!" Jackson complained. "You forgot one minor detail."
"What?"
"What she said."
"Oh, yeah, well, I don't have the heart to tell by best friend's boyfriend what she said when she obviously doesn't want him to know."
"Why?"
"Because… because… I-"
"Oh my god!" Jackson was irritated at all the hesitation. "Jake, I'll tell you what she said."
"What did she say?"
"She said-"
"Oh, no, you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miley had come back from her short scene. "Were you guys really about to tell him?"
"I wasn't, they were," Lily stated.
"Oh, come on Miles, it's no big deal." Jackson didn't understand. "It's not as if you meant it."
"How do you know I didn't mean it?"
"You meant it!"
"No, I didn't say that."
"It's simple Miley, did you mean it or not?"
"Mean what?" Jake asked. "I have no idea what you guys are talking about."
"And you will never know."
"What?" Jackson asked. "He will know, I'll tell him if you don't."
"Why?"
"Because, it will be fun to watch."
"Some brother you are!"
"Whatever, anyway, so Jake, Miley said-"
"Ughh!"
"Miley said-"
"Jackson pleeeeease!"
"Miley said-"
"You know what Jackson," Jake started. "If Miley doesn't want me to know, then I won't know."
"Thank you!" Miley said hugging him.
"Fine."
"Yeah, Jackson, just because Miley said "I'm totally in love with Jake Ryan" doesn't mean he has to know," Lily said stupidly, forgetting Jake was there.
"She said what? Jake asked.
"Nothing!" Lily said quickly.
"Truscott, you're dead!" Miley yelled.
"Sorry."
"Yeah, you're gonna' be."
"She said what?" Jake said still in shock.
"Uhh, I said… uhh… there's no way to save that one is there?" Miley asks.
"Nope," everybody replied.
"Oh, this isn't good," Oliver added.
"No, probably not," Lily continued.
"She said what?" Jake said, now coming back to earth.
"Jake, you have to understand, I really liked you and well… it was a slip of words."
"Uh huh."
"So," Jackson interrupted. "Why did you say you meant it a few seconds ago?"
"I didn't say that, I said I didn't not mean it."
"That means the same thing as you meaning it."
"No, it just means that I don't not like him."
"You said love."
"Same thing."
"No, it's not."
"Excuse me, but, can we forget this, because Miley looks kind of uncomfortable," Jake says.
"Thank god!"
"Ok, so what do you guys want to do, Miley and I don't have scenes to shoot for a half hour?"
"Can we just sit down?" Miley asks. "I'm tired for some reason."
"Sure, we can."
Jake pulls Miley over to the couch and everybody else follows. Oliver, Lily, Jake, and Jackson play Mario Kart while Miley rests her head on jake's shoulder.
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Like? Well, I hope so. I tried to make Jake sound like a good boyfriend, respecting Miley's wishes.
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In other news, Brooke Shields rocked!
