He's Back
Josh and Rachel Foiled!
This is a couple days after the concert.
Josh walked down the hallway feeling odd. Miley liked him, she wanted to go out with him. He left her. This didn't make any sense at all. Oh gosh! What am I going to do? I want her. I will have her. I am going to have her. But, how? Ooh, hot brunette at 4 o' clock!
He walks up to a pretty brunette girl. "Hi there, the name' Josh."
"Rachel," the girl greeted him.
"So, you want-" Josh started, but he was interrupted my Rachel's gaze going somewhere else. He looked to where she was looking. It was right at Jake with his arm around Miley walking past them. Rachel (Btw, same Rachel as "Good Golly Miss Dolly") and Josh groaned in unison.
"Listen, I know you were about to ask me out, but as you can probably tell, I like Jake."
"Like every other girl."
"Yeah, but I used to date him. Also, not every guy likes Stewart."
"But apparently, Jake does."
"I guess," she said rolling her eyes.
"You want Jake back?"
"Heck yes!"
"I want Miley, you want to work together?"
"Sure."
"So, how about you let Miley see you kissing Jake."
"Nah, too simple, it'll never work."
"So, we need a real plan."
"A real plan."
"How about I let Jake see me kissing Miley."
"Josh…"
"I know, I know, it'll never work."
"So, we shouldn't use cheating in front of each other, hmm, we'll just have to get them fighting."
"We can say we kissed him or her, depending on who says it."
"That may be a bit harder for them to get out of."
"Ok, we have plenty of time, lunch just started, let's get planning."
"Ok, so I walk up to Jake and say "Gee, great date last night."
""I thought we said kiss."
"Yeah, but date means he planned for it to happen."
"I suppose."
"Miley gets mad, throws a fit."
"Even if she does believe Jake when he says it's not true, there will be trust issues."
"Which means arguing."
"Which means break up!"
"We're planned."
"Let's do it after school."
"Ok, in front of the flag pole, Miley and Jake always go there after school; it's a private place to make out."
"Right, you've done your research, see you after school."
"See ya'!"
They walk away without noticing that Lily and Oliver had heard the entire conversation. "Lils, this isn't good, we have to tell them not to do it."
"No, we're not going to tell them that, because then they'll just make another plan in a more private place."
"What are we going to do?"
"Tell Miley and Jake."
"That not only seems smarter, but more fun."
"Exactly."
They race up to Miley and Jake.
"Guys, talk, private, janitors closet, now," Lily told them, helping Oliver pull them into a janitors closet.
"What's going on?" Jake asked, plugging his nose.
"You guys, name your last boyfriend or girlfriend."
"Rachel."
"Jackson." Jake looked at her oddly, and then nodded, understanding.
"No, Miles, Miley's last boyfriend."
"Oh, Josh, I guess."
"Yes."
"Lily, why does this matter?"
"Well…"
"Lily! Get on with it."
"JoshandRachelareplanningtobreakyoutwoup!"
"What?"
"Here, I'll say it," Oliver began. "Lily and I overheard Josh and Rachel developing a plan to break you guys up."
"What?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That girl is dead!" Miley nearly yelled.
"Miles calm down, that's not going to happen, now, what's their plan?"
"After school, at the flagpole, Rachel is going to make it sound like she and Jake want on a date to get you two arguing."
"She is dead!" Jake said.
"Calm down guys."
"We're going to have to not go to the flagpole today," miley said.
"No, that's not true," Jake said. "We can publicly embarrass them."
"How?"
"We tell everybody to secretly watch the flagpole as we foil Josh and Rachel."
"Yes!"
They left the closet. Word to secretly watch the flagpole and not tell Josh or Rachel spread from Sarah to Jack to Erin to Kevin to Lena to Rebecca to James to Alan to Robert to Ella to Gabby to, well you get the point.
After School at the Flagpole: (everybody was there)
Jake and Miley were making out at the flag pole when they heard, "Ahem."
They turned around to see Rachel and Josh too.
"Jake how could you! We have a great date and you just throw it all away to kiss Hillbilly Stewart!"
"Same to you, Miley!" Josh spat out. Jake and Miley looked angrily at each other for effect. Josh and Rachel look satisfied until miley and Jake burst out laughing.
"You know guys, according to your secret break up plan, only Rachel was supposed to tell that hideous lie. Yes, we know." Miley started laughing again after she said that. This time, she wasn't only joined by jake, but the rest of the school too.
Josh and Rachel whip around as they see students emerging from behind the bush. They turn back to Jake and Miley, but they're walking away with Oliver and Lily. "Ughh, that's not good," Josh starts. "But, hey, wanna go out some time?" She looks at him disgusted, then slaps him and walks away, right into a tree.
