Author's Odd Notes: Hey, it's me again. Here is the second chapter! Last chapter the dividers wouldn't work, so I'll try and figure that out. Heh, thanks for the review:D

Whee!! I got reviews!! Sorry, random hyper moments ;)

Disclaimer: I do not – in any way – own Kingdom Hearts. I know, it's a sad, sad truth. But when I get Kingdom Hearts, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! Too bad that's not now, huh?

Chapter 2: Introducing Riku!

Riku walked through the all-too-familiar halls. It was always the same, Aerith would warn him about his roommate, he would pretend nice, have sex with them, then find the best way – or worst, in their opinion – to brutally break up with them so they wouldn't think twice about coming back. Of course, that meant he switched roommates about every two months or so. That was all right with him.

Riku frowned. It wasn't the fact that she had warned him. It was how she had done it I won't be as kind this time… Of course when his 'victims' were pushed away, they went to Aerith. Then he would get a yelling, maybe some extra homework and that kind of stuff, but she never did anything too drastic. Guess she just finally got sick of what he did.

He smirked. I wonder who this roommate could be. He thought it over, walking through the deserted halls. This kid could be a bit of fun, enough for a few sessions at least. He just had to find a way to shake him off later. After all, he was a player, and players do not, repeat, do not stick. He shuddered slightly, thinking about the last time he was attached…

"Riku!" The silver haired senior pushed his thought aside as he was engulfed into a hug. He sighed, smiling. "Hey Yuna."

The girl backed away a foot, grinning from ear to ear. Even though this was an all boys' school, they hired female teachers. And these female teachers – like Aerith – brought their nieces sometimes. Ever since the girl set foot in the place, she became a regular. Word was she had slept with as many people as himself.

The cinnamon brown hair girl frowned and her hand went back. SMACK!

"Ouch! Yuna, what was that for?" He rubbed the side of his face. That was going to leave a mark.

"That was for all the broken heart last year, and this…" SMACK! "Is a little present for all the hearts you're going to break this year! It's just a little warning because if another person runs to Aerith's office…" She raised her hand threateningly.

Riku held his arms in front of his face. "Alright! All right! I got your point. Has Aerith been telling you stories again?"

Yuna put her arms behind her back and stomped on Riku's foot. "Nope! She's been telling me the facts!"

The senior backed into the wall. "Well at this rate, I won't be alive to make facts or stories. Doesn't your aunt have anything for you to do?"

Yuna's eyes widened. "Oh no! I almost forgot! See ya later, Riku!" She started bolting down the hall but at the end she turned back. "If your roomie comes running in the middle of the night, you'll get more than a kick or slap!"

Riku chuckled softly to himself. "Such a sweet and charming girl…" He continued on his path. This roomie… No one's told me his name. Hmm, and it seems like everybody wants to protect him. He'll probably collapse if I tell him what I have planned for him… Nah, he'll collapse if I even suggest sex. Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

He stopped at his dorm room. Can't believe I'm actually a bit nervous! He turned the knob, waited a second, and pushed the door wide open.

"Holy…"

He stepped inside and stopped. He stood frozen in the doorway, eyeing the scene in font of him. Had a tornado struck? One half of the room was hospital room neat while the other… Was a total and complete disaster. Everything was scattered everywhere.

He slowly stepped around the piles of clothes and settled his gaze on the bed. Chocolate brown gravity-defying locks stood from the figure's head. His face was calm, the slightly pale skin smooth. Judging by the facts that his eyes were closed and his breathing was regular, he must have fallen asleep. Riku smiled. Well, they were right so far. He would try to get this one. But he still had no clue why they would protect him of all people. His eyes narrowed, and he looked closer. This boy was a freshman… That just makes his job easier. The kid won't be suspecting a thing.


Thump! "Ahh!" BANG!

Sora lifted his head up from the ground. That's strange, I could have sworn I went to sleep on the bed… He sat up and instantly winced. Ouch… What happened to my back? He looked up and found himself staring up into the most gorgeous aqua eyes he ever had the fortune to see. Oh great, now he was becoming corny, too! That fall must have affected his brain.

"Hmm… So you are alive. Never thought you of all people would wake yourself up by banging your head on the wall." Apparently, the eyes were attached to a body; a pretty good-looking body, but a body none-the-less. Silky smooth silver hair, a perfect mouth formed into a smirk, and those eyes… Sora groaned and rubbed his forehead. The god – he had to be one – smirked broader and straightened up. "When you're done complaining, you can pick up that suitcase you threw to the side. Apparently you don't like being woken up with heavy objects thrown on you. Hmm, what a shame."

Sora pushed himself up, wincing at the surge of pain from his head. "I'm not your slave," he muttered indignantly. "Well I guess I didn't know people just love being disturbed from sleep by flying objects." His head felt dizzy while his sight blurred around the edges. There was a little drum inside his head, steadily pounding away. He sat down hard on the bed.

The silver haired boy crossed his arms, shaking his head slightly. "And who are you? You're obviously too young to be attending. Are you a nephew of a teacher who loves to mess up people's rooms?"

The brunette pouted. "I'm not that young! I'm 15 for your information, and my name's Sora." He slowly pushed himself off the bed, minding his throbbing head. He glared at the senior. "I should be asking you the same question. Who are you?"

The older boy hitched his smirk back on and started walking towards the door. "Name's Riku. You are the lucky person who will be my roommate and bedmate. If you don't like that, you better start running. Course…" Here he looked Sora up and down, causing the younger's face to flush. "With your body I probably won't let you get away without at least one good time. Unpack my bags, I'm going to visit some friends." He closed the door with a snap.

Sora scowled at the closed door. That guy was too demanding for his own good! He silently fumed to himself and - for lack of something better to do - he looked at the suitcases. Slowly a plan started to form in his mind. A grin lit up his face. He walked to the door and slid the lock, making sure he wouldn't be interrupted. He grabbed the two pair of keys from off the dresser. Hmm… Riku shouldn't have left them behind. Oh well! Too bad for him.

Quickly and quietly Sora went to work on his Master Plan.


Riku stopped in front of Axel and Roxas' dorm. He listened closely. There was a murmuring of voices, a pause, then a thump as if something had fallen roughly to the ground. He smiled at the image of a certain spiky haired brunette falling to the floor. He knocked on the door, and the moans issuing from the room stopped suddenly. "What do you want?" called an annoyed voice. Riku chuckled.

"You guys sound pretty occupied in there!" Slight scuffling noises came from the other side – there was a click and the door swung open to reveal a very dishevelled blonde. "Oh, hi Riku. Should have known. It's like you have a sex detector or something." The said boy raised a silvery brow, noticing the other's hair was ruffled.

"Hey Riku!" Axel grinned from the only bed in the room. "What'd you come here for?"

Riku smirked and leaned against the doorway. "For lack of a better thing to do. My roommate's unpacking. By the way, do you think your room will be able to hold out for a whole year?"

Axel smirked back, pulling Roxas onto the bed and ruffling his hair. The blonde tried to push away, muttering darkly to himself. "We have considered our verdict, and believe it will hold! Though we may need to give it a test." He sighed happily. "Poor Roxy won't be able to stand for a week!" Roxas groaned and stopped fighting Axel to which the redhead beamed. The younger turned his head to Riku. "So? What's your roommate like?"

Riku sank into the couch and spread his arms onto the back. "He's a freshman. Looks a lot like Roxas." He nodded at the blonde, who gave Riku all of his attention, ignoring the redhead. "He has brown hair though. Your eyes are almost exactly alike." His brow furrowed and he frowned. "Scratch that, they look exactly alike! Do you know him or something?"

Roxas smiled happily. "I know him a bit. When we go to family reunions on my mum's side he's there. His name's Sora, right?" He pushed Axel away, who had started to nuzzle his neck. "Not now Axel! Jeez!"

Axel whined and buried his head in further. "But I want to now! We all know that Riku's gonna use him and lose 'im."

The blonde's eyes widened. The edges of his mouth turned down, and his azure eyes filled with concern and… fright? "Riku, don't. Don't play your little pathetic games with him. Sora… You could say he's delicate, in a way. He used to be the most amazing person ever. He still is, come to think of it. But after what happened to him he's been a bit secluded and all that."

Riku growled in frustration. "Everyone's out to god damn protect him. He had a little in his past. Whoop-de-doo! (1) He should tough it out like every other person on this planet!"

Roxas shook his head. "You still don't get it do you? Sora hasn't been hurt before. He's never been hurt. And I'm not just warning you for his sake! You see, Sora has an older brother named Cloud. If anyone hurts Sora in any way, Cloud's on them. The last kid who messed with Sora ended up in the hospital for 3 months thanks to Cloud!"

Riku shrugged it off and walked out the door. "So I have to deal with an over protective brother. Nothing too difficult. Besides, the kid's gotta learn to fight for himself." He shut the door behind him, so the pair could have a bit of much needed privacy.

Axel observed the younger boy. "Why'd you argue with Riku? You know he'll get his way no matter what."

Roxas sighed and held his head in his hands. "Sora was one of the only reasons that I would go to those boring family reunions. I just don't want him to be hurt, especially not Riku style. He'll be treated like some trash that came along with a Big Mac or something. And some people have GOT to stop being arrogant bastards and learn it's not just them in the world!"

Axel pouted and sniffed. "You know what the worst thing is? Riku has that annoying attribute of ruining my chances of getting laid! Oh, the irony!" The redhead jumped to the side to avoid the fist thrown at him.

Roxas laughed and pushed the older off the bed. "My god, you're a sex freak!"

Axel's head popped up by the side of the bed, his green eyes glimmering. "Only for you, my offensive yet incredibly adorable turtle dove!"

So started the pillow fight.


A/N: Heh, I had a lot of fun writing this! Any spelling mistakes, you can contact me ;) I actually got reviews! Awesome :D

(1) I just can't see Riku saying this, but I have Hercules stuck in my head XD

Crissy: BAD, Riku. BAD! Sora doesn't deserve your badness!

Riku: And what are YOU going to do about it?

Sora: Uh, Riku? She's the author. She can make your life REAL bad.

Crissy: Heh, I'll send Axel after you!

Axel: There is absolutely NO WAY I would go to Riku. He's just plain odd –huggles Roxas-

Roxas: AXEL!!! Not in front of the fan girls!

Riku: T.T What did I do wrong?!?!?

Heh, anyway! Stay tuned for the NEXT chapter! Wonder what Sora's up to, hmm?