Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
After a while Seto and Joey came back. Joey's face had a light blush over it while Seto had a smug smirk on.
Yami handed Joey back his cloths and Joey quickly changed and sat down.
They all were going to continue with the game when...
Knock. Knock.
"The door is open!" Yami called.
The door bust open and Marik jumped in and did a dramatic Superman pose. Malik was behind him making the end of his jacket wave like if air was under it.
"Have no fear we are here!" Marik said while the Superman music played.
Every one stared at them with anime sweat drops. The only thing that was heard were crickets.
"Anyway!" Yami said as they all turned back to the game.
Marik and Malik stared at each other and shrugged as they sat down in the circle.
"Okay. Who's turn was it last?" Yami asked.
"Your's you idiot." Bakura sneered.
"Oh yeah! Umm... Bakura, truth or dare?"
"Truth you baka!"
"Were you dropped on your head as a baby?" Yami asked blindly with a smirk.
Bakura had a blank expression on his face before he fell backwards landing on his back. He sat up suddenly and yelled "WHAT?" in Yami's face.
"Were. You. Dropped. On. Your. Head. When. You. Were. A. Baby?" Yami asked, exaggerating every word.
Bakura's eyes twitched. "NO!"
"Okay." Yami said with a smile. "Your turn."
Bakura made a 'hmp' and thought for a moment... "Kaiba; truth or dare?"
Kaiba frowned. "Dare."
Bakura smirked very evily. "I dare you to stand on a street corner with a sign that says: 'Will work to beat Yami'."
Kaiba stood up. "HELL NO!" he yelled.
"You have to. You picked dare."
Kaiba frowned and pulled out a poster board and wrote 'Will work to beat Yami' on it with a big black marker and went outside.
Everyone stumbled to the door and watched as Seto stood at the corner with the sign, and of course laughed while Ryou recorded it.
"Okay since Kaiba is busy with that dare; who's turn is it going to be?" Ryou asked.
"Hmm... my turn!" Malik called as he stood up.
Bakura frowned. "Hurry up tomb keeper." he muttered.
"Bakura! Truth or dare?"
"Dare. Hey, wait, why is everyone picking on me?"
"Because it is fun, and I dare you to dress up like a brownies cookie scout girl."
"Fine." he muttered. "Does any one have such an infernal outfit?"
Yugi blinked before rushing up stairs and coming back with the outfit. "Here you go!"
"How come you have this?" Joey asked.
"It was my Halloween costume." Yugi said.
Bakura went into the bathroom and came back dressed in a brown, short skirt with a brown jacket. An orange shirt could be seen under it along with an orange handkerchief and brown cowboy hat.
Yami burst out laughing at the sight. The skirt was so short and the socks and shoes were small for him and showed his rather fuzzy legs.
Bakura's eye twitched and he took off his shoe and threw it at Yami, but sadly, Yami doged it and just went on laughing his ass off.
Bakura sat down next to Ryou. "This makes it my turn now... hm..." he looked around the room, his eyes landing on Ryou. A smirk graced his lips.
Ryou looked up and saw Bakura's smirk and he gulped. I'm dead. He thought in his mind.
"Ryou... truth or dare?"
"T-truth."
"Good. What was the most perverted thing you had ever done?"
Ryou thought a moment.
flash back
Ryou looked around the café he was in when his eyes landed on a girl's rather large ass. I wonder if it is bouncy... he thought with no conscious.
As the girl walked past he smacked it.
"AWH!" the girl looked back, face deep red with anger and embarrassment.
SLAP!
Yup... it was bouncy... ouch.
Flash back ends
Bakura, Yami, Yugi, Marik, Malik, and Joey all stared at him.
Yami's eyes went from Yugi, to Ryou, to Marik and Malik, to Joey and Bakura. "Was it really that big that you had to smack it? And was it really bouncy?" Yami asked out of no where.
Everyone looked at him.
"Oh come on! I know you guys were wondering too!"
—After getting some pizza and Bakura terrorizing the delivery boy—
Yami and the others snacked on the pizza that Bakura got for "free".
"Okay Ryou. It is you turn."
Ryou nodded placing his slice of pepperoni pizza on his plate and dusting off his hands. "Mmk. Lets see. I chose to do a double thingy, may I?"
Yami and Yugi and the rest nodded. "Sure why not."
Ryou smiled. "Yami and Yugi. Truth or dare?"
"Truth." they both said at the same time.
"Okay. Do you really believe in the 'heart of the cards'?"
Yami was the first to speak. "Nope. Takahashi didn't have any thing else to say that didn't include friendship and make all his reviewers want to burn his mangas and such. So yep. He just gave us the line and we said it."
Yugi nodded nervously. "Yup. And trust me. Cards do not have hearts.." he sniffed. "Poor poor Thunder Kid."
BE Dragon: I know. It is really sort. " I haven't updated in a while so I just ended it here so I could start on my other Fanfics. Perpare!
Thank you so much The Female Pharaoh so much for the ideas! Thanks you all for reviewing and reading!
