I AM GODZILLA!


Disclaimer: Now, if I owned YGO, Seto and Joey would be together, Yami and Yugi would be happily married, Grandpa would be as happy as hell, Anzu wouldn't preach so much(no offence!), and all this funniness would exist in the series and I would have put in that kiss from Yami and Yugi that every fan girl wanted!

But I don't so, eh. I don't own YGO.


BE Dragon: This is going to be a rather short chapter. But I'm trying to update everything this weekend, which I am failing at. . Wish me luck!


Yami and Yugi walked in the green park with smiles on both their faces as children ran around, each wearing some funky cone hat with different designs.

"Hey Yami, isn't that funny?" Yugi asked, watching the kids play around.

Yami nodded. "Yup." his crimson red eyes looked over them till they landed on a little boy who was crying. The boy's face was cherry red and tear streaks lined his face. On his head was a different kind of hat, it sort of looked like a king's crown, but made of paper.

"I WANT GODZILLA!"

"I'm sorry son, but Godzilla can't make it.." the father tried to calm down his son, looking around nervously.

"I WANT GODZILLA!" the boy continued to scream and cry, kicking the ground and taking shots at trying to hit his dad with balled up fists.

Yami and Yugi watched in pity.

Yugi looked up at Yami and smirked before pulling out a chair and lamp out of no where. Stepping on top of the chair, he placed the lamp over Yami's head and turned it on.

BING!

Yami's crimson eyes lit up. "I have an idea!"

"I know honey." Yugi said sweetly, putting back the chair and lamp as he smiled innocently to his darker.

Yami pulled out his sunglasses and placed them on. He smiled brightly to Yugi. "They make me look cool." he said before walking up to the man. "Excuse me sir! I'm Godzilla's agent." he said in a fake English accent.

The man looked at Yami like if he was psycho, not that he isn't. But he certainly seemed it.

The little boy's green eye lit up. "You know Godzilla?" he said in a 'I don't believe it' tone.

"I reckon I do." Yami said, now switching to a Southwestern accent.

The boy squealed.

"'nd I reckon I c'n git ol' Godzilla ta call yer daddy on his cell phone!" Yami looked over to the man and switched to his English accent. "If that is very good with you?"

The man nodded in almost pure horror at the way Yami was acting before writing down his cell number and giving it to Yami with a shaky hand.

Yami bowed to the man and turned to the kid again and pushed a golden rod bang up. ""ll see ya later, partner!" he said before running off. As he passed Yugi, he pulled him along behind a tree. "Watch this!" he said in his normal voice. "I'm going to make a kid's day!" he added, dialing the number.

Riiing Riii-

"Hello?" squealed the little boy.

Yami cleared his throat and made it go even deeper. "I AM GODZILLA!"

The boy squealed. "REALLY?"

"OF COURSE I AM! I AM GODZILLA!"

Again he squealed. "Do it again! Do it again!"

"I AM GODZILLA!"

And so it went for an hour...

"I... am... Godzilla.." Yami said tiredly.

"DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN!" the boy squealed on the other end of the call.

"Listen kid. I'm tired–"

"NO! AGAIN! AGAIN!"

"LISTEN KID! IF YOU DON'T LET GODZILLA TAKE A BREAK, GODZILLA GONNA GO AND EAT YOUR TOYS AND CAKE! ICE CREAM TOO!"

The boy screamed and hung up.

Yami grinned. "I did I good deed today."

And Yugi just slapped his forehead with his palm. "Yami... nah, I won't even try." he muttered. "Lets go home."

And so that little kid never did like Godzilla as much as he did before...

As for Yami...

He dressed up as Godzilla for Halloween that year.

"I'M GODZILLA!"


BE Dragon: YAY! Now that I know the loop-hole in this updating thing, I can update! YAY! If you are having trouble updating, feel free to PM me asking how to update.

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