He's Back
Accounts of the Boyfriend Stealer
Miley and Luanne both lived in Tennessee…
Flashback 1:
The year was 1995. Miley and Luanne were four and in Ms. Neilson's Pre school class. It was the first day and they were both really nervous. It was snack time.
"Ok class, take out your snack and sit at the table," Ms. Neilson said in her sweet kiddy tone.
Miley pulled out gold fish. Luanne pulled out graham crackers.
"Hi," a little boy says walking up to Miley. "My name is Donny."
"I'm Miley," Miley said.
"I have peanuts; can I trade them for your gold fish?"
"Sure," she said. They traded. After that, it was play time. "You want to swing with me?" Donny asked.
"Yay!" Miley yells and they rush over to the swings. 'My first friend,' thinks Miley.
The rest of the week went pretty much the same as that. Donny and Miley were the 'bestest' friends. Then, came Monday.
"Hi Donny," Luanne says walking up to Donny at snack. "Want to trade graham crackers for peanuts?"
"Sure!"
After that, Luanne and Donny played together. Miley was saddened. 'She stole my boy who is a friend.' Miley ran away crying.
End Flashback 1.
But that wasn't the end…
Flashback 2:
The year was 2000. Miley and Luanne were nine and in fourth grade. "Hey Jared," Miley says walking up to a boy in her class. "Want to come to my birthday party, there's going to be a clown!"
"Yeah, sure."
"Ok," she says walking away. The truth was, Miley had a massive crush on Jared. Luanne knew this, and heard the entire conversation. Plans started formulating in her head. That night:
"Mom," Luanne says walking up to her mom. "Can I have a birthday party?"
"Oh, Luanne, you and Miley have the same birthday, and she's having a party, you're going to that, you can have one next year."
"But I want my own party!"
"Ok, ok, hunny, but it will be small; it is kind of last minute."
"Alright, can I have a clown and a piñata?"
Mrs. Stewart thinks for a second. "I guess so," she says.
The next day at school, Luanne walked up to Jared. "Hey, I know Miley's party is on the same day, but I'll have a clown and a piñata, so, will you come to my birthday party."
"Oh yeah!"
Miley watched this go down and ran away crying. Does a certain Beyonce song come to mind?
End Flashback 2
But, it still wasn't the end…
Flashback 3:
The year was 2003. Miley and Luanne were in the sixth grade and tomorrow was the sixth grade dance. Miley and a boy named Joseph, had been holding hands for a week. "So, Miley, you want to go to the dance with me?"
"I'd love to."
"Cool!"
At the dance:
Miley and Joseph were dancing to Crazy in Love. "Joseph, I'm going to go get some punch."
"Ok."
She went off to get some punch. "Hey Joseph," Luanne says tapping him on the shoulder. "Want to dance?"
"Um, sure, why not?"
A slower song comes on and they get pretty close and start dancing. He kisses her on the cheek. Miley sees this and runs off crying. Déjà vu!
End Flashback 3.
But, still, it wasn't the end, Luanne will try again. Want to find out how? Read the next chapter. This time, Luanne won't succeed. Or will she?
Ok, that last part was stupid, because you all know whether or not she will succeed.
Anyways…
Disclaimer: Not mine! Hmm, if I put this is mine, do you think Disney Channel will sue me? (in case I have a bad sense of humor, that was a joke)
