He's Back

Her Broomstick Lands

Ok, so, yes, I stole that title from something Miley said in "A Tale of Two Hannahs." Anyways…

It was Saturday. Somehow, Miley had forgotten about the whole Luanne thing… somehow. Throughout the week, she tried to focus on the positive. Plus, she had a lot of Hannah stuff that week, so she was sort of stressed.

"Hey Jake," Miley said after looking at the caller ID on her phone.

"Hey Miley."

"You want to come over?"

"Sure, be there in five minutes."

Miley answered the door five minutes later.

"You want to watch a movie?" she asked after she let him in.

"Sure… wait, which movie?"

"Um, let's see, how about "Just Like Heaven (do not own)?"

"What's that about?"

"This girl who…"

"This girl who meets a guy, they fall in love, a problem comes, they deal with it, and live happily ever after, did I get it right?"

"Sort of, the problem kind of comes before the falling in love."

"Well, who's in it?"

"Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo, and that really funny guy who played Sean in Grounded for Life (do not own)."

"Yeah, I guess, let's watch it."

"Ok."

They put in the movie and sit down on the couch. Miley cuddled into Jake's lap and lays her head down on his chest. When it gets to the part where Elizabeth crashes, Miley inches a little closer to Jake. About half way through the movie, they here a knock at the door. Miley stiffens.

"Oh no."

"What?"

"Luanne."

"Oh, right."

"I don't want to answer it."

"Miley, she's going to come in whether you want her to or not."

"You're right."

"Answer it."

"Fine." She walks to the door. She opens it, expecting a braided haired cowboy hat overall wearing country girl. But, that's not quite what she sees. She sees a skimpy dressed Miley look a like. Seriously! A mini skirt, minier than usual and a shirt that showed most of her flat stomach.

"Hey Miley," she says sweetly, showing no hint of Tennessee in her accent.

"Lue."

"I told your little cute friend Oliver not to call me that."

"Yeah, well…"

"Oh, you must be Jake, nice to meet you," she says shaking Jake's hand. Jake shakes her hand back, somewhat uncomfortably.

"Hi."

"Well, Luanne, go up to your room, you must have quite some jet lag."

"Thanks," she says too quickly and heads up the stairs.

"That was weird."

"Yeah." They sit down to continue watching the movie.

"I'm going to make some popcorn," Miley says.

"Ok." She walks into the kitchen and sees Luanne in different clothing. Her clothing. "Luanne, why are you dressed like me?"

Luanne smiles and grabs Miley, covering her mouth. She drags her over to a closet and locks her in there, not before tying her up, of course. She walks back into the kitchen and makes some popcorn. When she goes back into the living room, she goes over and sits with Jake, thinking how her plan has only begun.