He's Back

It Can Fly Away Just As Quick

Jake's POV:

Miley left to go find some popcorn. Good, I'm hungry. I heard some shuffling going on in the kitchen. That's odd but, oh well.

Ok, I have to get something off my chest, I love this movie! Ok, that's not it, but it has something to do with it. You know how guys are supposed to pay attention to their girlfriends? Well, trust me I pay attention to Miley. It's just, well, truthfully, I barely looked at Luanne. No, I didn't look at Luanne. I was too into this movie. I know Miley probably would've wanted me to look at her so I at least know what she looks like, but like I said, I was too into this movie. Don't laugh at me! Oliver and Lily said Luanne was like Miley's twin, but, I'm not buying it. I mean come on! Identical cousins! Yeah right, she probably just looks similar to Miley. Oh have to stop rambling, Miley walked in with the popcorn.

As she sat down beside me, I didn't look at her, so I didn't notice. But what I did notice was a cold feeling that came over me as soon as she sat down. I don't know what it was, Miley never makes me feel that way. I looked at her and noticed something different. I couldn't put my finger on what it was, exactly. She was wearing the same clothes and had the same hair and everything else was the same, but somehow, it wasn't. I looked back at the movie, thinking maybe I was going crazy.

Then, she laughed at something in the movie. Her laugh actually wasn't all that different, but… I don't know. It just didn't have her heart in it, like Miley's laugh usually does. Plus, it didn't make me smile. Miley's laugh always makes me smile. Always. This certainly was not Miley. It couldn't be. It wasn't. I knew it wasn't. But it was! How could it not be, I mean come on, she looked and sounded like Miley. This is confusing. "Hey Miley," I said.

"Yeah?"

"Um, nothing," I said changing my mind.

Then, the doorbell rang. Lily and Oliver! Thank god!

"I'll get it," I tell Miley, or whoever she is.

"Ok."

I walk up to the door and open it for Lily and Oliver. "Guys, can we talk in private?" I ask them.

"Sure,"

We walk to the kitchen.

"Guys, that girl in there, not Miley."

"Huh?"

"I don't know, just not Miley."

"What do you mean?"

"I can feel it. This is not my girlfriend."

"Well, then it would have to be her identical… oh," Lily said

"What?"

"Well, Oliver, who's the only person we know of who is identical Miley?"'

"Luanne, but what does that have to do with… oh."

"Wait," I said. "You can't seriously be saying that Luanne looks that much like Miley."

"Yeah, we seriously are."

"Oh, god."

"What, were you cuddling with her or something?"

"Eew, no, actually."

"Good, because Miley would be pissed!"

"I know it."

"Anyway," Lily said trying to get from with our banter. "Are we going to go scream in Luanne?"

"Yeah," but we should make sure it's her first."

"Jake said it was."

"Yeah, but we still need to check."

"Ok." We all huddled up to the door and heard her laughing. "Ok, not Miley," Oliver said.

"Nope."

"Hey, you guys," I said. "Let's play some games with little miss Luanne."

"Alright, watcha got in mind?"

"Follow my lead," I told them as we walked into the living room.

"Hey Miley," I said to Luanne.

"Sup."

"Uh, yeah, anyway, my iPod's broken, can you sing "If We Were a Movie" for me."

"Well…uh…I…um, I have kind of a sore throat."

"Oh, well, please try, you do know the words right?"

"Of course."

"So, sing."

"Um… "Movie, movie, if we were a movie, it wouldn't matter, because… I love movies?" she sang whatever that was awfully, and the end sounded like a question.

"Um… ok, yeah, it…that was…no," I stuttered.

"Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."

"Whatever, I know that you can at least tell me who the song is about, Lily, sing a little for her so she remembers."

"Um…alright."

If we were a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend Luanne's face lit up at that part.

That You'd fall in love with

In the end, we'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play that happy soooong!

"Well," Luanne started. "Because of the 'best friend' part I wrote, it's obviously… Oliver."

I raised my eyebrow at Oliver. Her shook his head and mouthed to me "no."

"Chill Oliver, I know it's not about you, it's about me."

"Oh," Luanne said. "Well, silly me, how could I forget?"

"Miley couldn't forget, Luanne could, partly because you never knew, did you Luanne?" I asked her as her face fell.

Miley's POV:

Dang it Luanne! You just have to lock me in a closet, don't you. Wait a second, this rope isn't that tight, maybe I can just… yes! I'm free. Now, I'll just take this tape off my face. Aww, that's better. The door's probably locked. Actually, it's not. That girl is stupider than a pig in the hen house when they're laying eggs. (Yeah, I'm not so good at the Miley expressions) I crack the door open and listen to Lily, Jake, and Oliver's conversation. Yes, they know! Then, they go out and talk to Luanne and I follow them. Wait a second! According to what they just said Jake figured out it was me. That's kinda…sweet. Can you say best boyfriend ever! Cause, I'm certainly not gonna say it to him.

So, anyway, I listen to Jake and Luanne talking.

"Miley couldn't forget, Luanne could, partly because you never knew, did you Luanne?" he asked as her face fell.

"I could never forget."

Jake whipped around and hugged me.

Then, we turned to Luanne. Jake looked like he was about to yell at her, but I put my hand over his mouth. All I said was "Never going to happen." I added, "Lue," to annoy her.

The next day, I walked into the kitchen. "Dad, where's Luanne?"

"She said she wasn't feeling well and wanted to go home."

"Oh," I said, trying my hardest not to hide a smile. Looks like her broomstick flew away just as quickly as it landed.

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Yay! Luanne's gone. (doing a happy dance)

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