He's Back

Not So Close Call

Miley's POV:

"Hannah Montana here," I said answering my Hannah phone.

"Hannah Montana? I was calling Miley Stewart," somebody said in a weird voice.

"Jake, stop it!" I yelled at my boyfriend of six months, thank you very much. Ok, so technically, he wasn't here for four of them, but, whatever.

"How come you always know it's me!" he whined.

"Cause I'm smart."

"Yeah, yeah, listen, so, I was wondering, did you get invited to 'Vanhorn's Annual Summer Party?"

"Yes," I groaned.

"Yeah, so did I, are you going?"

"I kind of have to. It's very bad press to not go to a Vanhorn party."

"I know what you mean, I'm going too."

"Cool."

"Where are you now?"

"I'm at…um…well…I'm…"

"Miley, remember, I know who you are."

"Oh, right, I can never get used to that, I'm on a 10 minute break from rehearsal."

"Rehearsal for what?"

"That stupid party."

"You're performing?"

"Traci practically begged me too."

"Traci Vanhorn? Begging?"

"Ok, so, she didn't beg, she said, 'Anybody who's anybody is going to be there."

"You shouldn't let her get to you like that Miles."

"I know, I know, but, I do."

"Uh huh, who else is going to perform?"

"Uh, Jesse McCartney, Mary J. Blige, Vanessa Hudgens, Akon, Rihanna, Gwen Stefani, Fergie, JoJo, Jordan Pruitt, Ashley Tisdale, Kelly Clarkson, Natasha Bedingfield, the Pussycat Dolls, Justin Timberlake, and Hannah Montana of course."

"Whoa, quite some party, that's a lot of singers."

"Yeah, well, the party goes on for a few hours, we all only sing a few songs, and the music almost never stops."

"Geez, I wonder how she gets all those people to come."

"I know, seriously, but, then again, the Vanhorns are like 10 times richer than both of us combined."

"I already have way more than I need."

"Yeah, well, got to go back to rehearsal, luv ya."

"Luv ya too."

At the Party:

The party started at 7:00. Hannah Montana and Jake Ryan arrived at 6:45. Most parties, you were supposed to be fashionably late to, but this party, it was like an insult to be more than 10 minutes late, so, most people showed up early. They were both aloud to bring a guest. Miley, I mean, Hannah, brought Lola Luftnagle and Jake brought Oscar Oden. They walked in at different times because there were hundreds of cameras at the door, and they didn't want people to suspect anything. At 7:00, Traci came up.

"Hello everyone, and welcome, I would like to introduce our first performer of the evening, to get us all in the dancing mood, let's welcome Mary J. Blige to perform her hit 'Family Affair.'

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Up on in this dancery
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me

Come on everybody get on up
Cause you know we gots to get it crunk
Mary J. is in the spot tonight
As I'mma make it feel alright (Make it feel alright)
Come on baby just party with me
Let loose and set your body free
Leave your situations at the door
So when you step inside jump on the floor

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Up on in this dancery
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me

It's only gonna be about a matter of time
Before you get loose and start loose your mind
Cop you a drink, go head and rock your ice
Cause we celebrating No More Drama in our life
With a great track pumpin', everybody's jumpin'
Goin ahead and twist your back and get your body bumpin'
I told you leave your situations at the door
So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floor

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Up on in this dancery
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me

We don't need, don't need, no haters
Just try to love one another
We just want y'all have a good time
No more drama in your life
Work real hard to make a dime
If you got beef, your problem, not mine
Leave all that BS outside
We're gonna celebrate all night
Let's have fun, tonight, no fights
Turn the Dre track way up high
Making you dance all night and I
Got some real heat for ya this time
Doesn't matter if you're white or black
Let's get crunk cuz Mary's back

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Up on in this dancery
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me

In the middle of the song, Hannah grabbed Jake and pulled him to the dance floor. "You know you're risking your secret!" he yelled over the music as they started dancing.

"No, I'm not, what's wrong with friends dancing!" she yelled, also because of the music.

"I guess!"

"Besides, this party is so big, who will see us to snap a picture or two!"

Mary J. Blige sang a couple more songs and then Hannah Montana was called to the stage.

"Hannah, sing 'Pumping Up the Party!" Traci said. Miley hadn't realized that Traci had bin watching her and Jake dancing the whole time.

"Ok."

Hey get up
Get Loud
Start pumpin up the party now

Hey get up
Get loud
Start pumpin up the party now

It's the same old, same grind
But we don't feel we're wasting time
Not so bored that we can't find,
a better way!
My friends, my kind
No one's gettin' left behind
If they did it'd be a crime
And thats why we say
Let the music start a revolution
No time to play it safe

Hey get up
Get loud
Start pumpin up the party now x2

They can't,
We can
Parents might not understand
havin' fun without a plan
Well thats what we do
We're all here (Let's go!)

Gotta make this party grow
Together we can make it blow
right through the roof
The music's gonna start a revolution
Too late to play it safe

Hey get up
Get loud
Start pumpin up the party now x2

We don't have to paint by my numbers
Let our voice come out from under
Hear it rise
Feel the thunder
It's time to lose control

Hey
Get up
Get loud
Start pumpin' up the party now x2
Pumpin' up the party now
Party now, party now

Hey
Get up
Get loud
Start pumpin' up the party now x4
(Party now)

"Wonderful job, Hannah," Traci said.

Traci hated Jake for dumping her. She would do anything to make him miserable. If that includes making this Miley girl think he's cheating on her with Hannah Montana, then so be it.

"So, Hannah, why don't you sing my personal favorite song of yours, 'If We were a Movie?"

"I'd love to Trace, it's my favorite too."

"Ok." (by the way, they were talking to the audience, which included both celebs and normal people) "Now, I was wondering if the audience would like, oh, I don't know, some hot teenage heart throb to come dance with you?"

The audience cheered. "Uh," Hannah said. "Who'd you have in mind?"

Miley's POV:

Do I want it to be Jake? On the upside, it'll be easy, we've danced to this song a million times. On the downside, well, could that be obvious? If it isn't Jake, I'd get uncomfortable, and he would get jealous.

End POV

"Hmm," Traci said. "How about Jake Ryan, I know you two are friends, and I saw you two were already dancing on the floor, it shouldn't be anything new to you."

The audience gasped and Hannah's eyes grew wide. "Umm, yeah, me and Jake are friends, why not?" she said looking desperately at Jake.

"Ok, Jake, want to come up here?"

"Sure," he yelled as he headed up the stairs. Miley knew there was no way he could refuse.

The music started playing.

Uh oh
There you go again
Talkin' cinetmatic
Yeah you!
Your charming
You got everybody starstruck
I know, how you always seem to go
For the obivous, instead of me
But ge
t a ticket and you'll see

Miley was pretending to push him away.


Chorus:
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love with
In the end
We'd be laughin'
Watchin' the sunset
Fade to black
Show the names
Play the happy song (yeah)

She looked like she was starting to warm up to him.

yeah,yeah
When you call me
I can hear it in you voice
Oh sure,wanna see me and tell me all about her
La,La
I'll be actin' through my tears
Guess you'll never know
That I should win an Oscar for this scene I'm in

They were making phone signals with their hands.


Corus:
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love with

They were staring at each other like they were in love, no problem there.

In the end
We'd be laughin'
Watchin' the sunset
Fade to black
show the names
Play the happy song

They were laughing and pointing and pretending to whisper things to each other.


Wish I could tell you there's a twist
Some kind of hero in disguise
And were together,it's for real,now playin'
Wish I could tell you there's a kiss

Like somethin' more than in my mind
I see it
Could be amazing(could be amazing)

He gave her a little peck on the cheek, like he was her brother.


(If we were a movie)If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love with
In the end
We'd be laughin'
Watchin' the sunset
Fade to black
Show the names
Play t
he happy song

(Chorus)

If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love with
In the end
We'd be laughin'

(I just wrote some of the things they did, while they were dancing.)

When they finished, everybody was clapping and cheering loudly, all hoping for an announcement. Miley and Jake realized this. They gave each other a look that said to deny it, so rumors wouldn't be too bad.

"Now, listen, I know what ya'll are hoping to hear," Hannah said. "But, no."

"Yeah," Jake said, helping her. "Me and Hannah have more of a brother-sister thing going on here." Miley and Jake were trying there hardest to resist from laughing. "I love my girlfriend."

"Yes, and I have absolutely no interest in him, whatsoever."

"Me either."

"He's too busy with zombies anyways." That earned her a laugh. "So, buh-by, love you all."

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Ok, I had fun with that one. I think, one more chapter, and I'm also thinking a bout a sequel. I know I don't have to put those whole songs in there. I do for two reasons. 1-It makes it look like I write more. 2-It sort of adds to the affect.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I mean nothing, in this chapter. Well, technically, I do have those three songs on my iPod, but…