Note form the author: In this chapter, I will be spontaneously switching between character perspectives. I hate to think, so this may be confusing. Too bad for all you people out there who don't like that.

Chapter 2: What the Hell?

"What the hell is this? " Renji visited the human world quite often and was hanging out with Ichigo and the group enough to be acquainted with most humans in the area. He got familiarized a lot quicker than his female friend, and did not like being surprised.

"Does it look like I know? " Ichigo was trying (repeat, TRYING) to get the drunk Tatsuki under control.

"LEMME GET A PIECE OF THA LITTUL BRAT WHO RAMMED INTA ME!!!! " Tatsuki was shrieking like a bat and still clawing at the blonde's hair. Out of nowhere, a strange little dagger struck right next to Ichigo's foot. Then, appearing before all of them as if out of nowhere, was Sasuke.

"I suggest you let off on your assault on my friend or else you'll have to deal with me, " Sasuke threatened, staring straight at Ichigo.

"I would love that too. How about you stop glaring and help me get this drunk off of Naru- "Oh shit, I said his name…

"How do you know my name?" Naruto stepped away from Tatsuki's vicious onslaught and came closer to Ichigo.

"Umm…I dreamed about you?"

Everyone stared at him, shocked. Naruto seemed a little scared, since his dream creation was dreaming about him. Sasuke and Renji just looked freaked.

Raising his eyebrows out of realization of what he had just blurted, Ichigo hastily spit out," Not that kind of dreams, you perverted bastards! You're all just like Keigo!"

"Eh? Keigo is here too? Wow! I really did do a good job," blurted out Naruto with a proud smirk on his face. Hey. If they are all part of my dream, then that means I made these guys up! They'll have to do whatever I say, seeing as I'm their master! (Of course Naruto would come to this conclusion).

The young ninja was thinking all about the reasons and possibilities for this conclusion. He couldn't find a better answer, so he jumped onto it. "I am your master. I created you form my imagination! You will obey me!"

Ichigo and Renji stood rooted in their spots, totally surprised by what they just heard from this new, random idiot. Renji was too confused to speak, but Ichigo understood the meaning almost immediately.

"You didn't create us, Naruto. If you had, I wouldn't have had a normal childhood or live in a world as complex as this," stated Ichigo. "I know that's not possible, because I've dreamt of you too. You are waaay too simpleminded and ignorant to even think of places such as this."

Sasuke, even though he was Naruto's close companion and friend, nodded in agreement to this statement. "You know he's right, moron. Your imagination is already taken up entirely by thoughts of becoming hakage." The young Uchiha was so straightforward that Ichigo didn't mind him nearly as much as Naruto.

Tatsuki was now lying on the floor, unconscious. She collapsed finally after all the fuss she caused, and Naruto was now poking her with a stick. "Hey…is she actually dead? I didn't know wishes came true! Sweet!"

Renji was about to retort when he felt Rukia stirring in his arms. He looked down to see that she was somewhat more lucid now, and was staring at the blonde boy that was causing the ruckus (sure, Tatsuki has nothing to do with it).

"Rukia? You okay," Renji asked gently, so he would not bother her too much.

"Who in the fuck are you?" This was the first thing that came to Rukia's head as she stared at the stranger standing calmly in front of Ichigo. "Are you new around here or just passing by?"

"Hi Rukia! Glad to see you're up and at it again!" Naruto chirped happily as he stood up and walked over to Sasuke. "Ichigo, I am your master, so you will treat me with respect!

Ichigo was getting angrier and angrier every minute. "I don't have to do anything. I am my own person and that is all there is to it!" The vein sticking out of his forehead was pulsating now…