-Hyrule-
Ganon ran as fast as he could, but Zelda was faster. "SNUGGLES!!" She screamed, before nearly impaling herself on his spiky armor. "OW!! What kind of romantic suit is THAT?!"
The shampoo bottle bubbled again to its beloved sorcerer.
Just as Vaati was about to propose, Dingledorf and Lute both tackled him. "No, she's my gurl!!" Dingle wailed as Lute whacked him over the head with her spell book. "No, he's MY experiment!" Vaati grabbed his bubbly, clean-smelling lover and raced after Soren. The shampoo bottle actually managed something sounding like a sigh. This was going to be a loooong day. As they scrambled towards Grado, Vaati had a question-
"If this relationship continues to develop, would having kids actually be possible?"
There was a long silence.
"...I don't even want to know." Soren said finally.
-Grado-
Sora paled. "Oh...CRAAAAAP!" As a last ditch effort, he hid in a drawer.
But then the rabbit saw Roxas. It came to a screeching halt and started to purr. Why worship an ugly-arse demon when there was THIS kind of husband potential? Finally, a peek out of the drawer. Sora made a little cheering noise. And so, the rabid bunny was tamed. Lyon sighed and tried to figure out what was going on. Night was coming, and these... er... people? Would need somewhere to stay... He wondered how all these strange events had come to pass...
-Somewhere-
Namine finished her drawing of a large pink bunny glomping her boyfriend and stuck it on the wall, next to a picture of a demonic-looking creature dancing with an old lady and a shampoo bottle making out with a purple-clad sorcerer. Wasn't art the funniest?! ...Unfortunately, Zant had heard of her 'special' drawing abilities...
-Somewhere-
Riane sat down, appearing casual. "Eh, no, that's okay, but thanks for the offer, sir," she said, quite calm, as she picked up the stone. "I can find my way back." ...At that moment, however, all chances of escape were ruined when Flisk came bounding into the room, beaming. "You're handsome hero's here! How about a smooch for the rescuer?!" Then he saw the demon, and made a pitiful, wimpy squeaky sound. "Hey, back off, buddy. Lyon's daughter is mi-" Fomortiis howled and whipped around towards the shifter, eyes blood red and very, very angry. Flisk turned into a chicken and squawked something that sounded suspiciously like "I don't wanna die a virgin!" then ran towards Riane. Nicole gave up caring about everyone and stomped off to file her nails with her grandma. Riane casually tilted one of her swords, still in its sheath, so that it would trip the chicken. The chicken, not knowing what had tripped it, whirled around so fast that it fell over. "Who did that? WHO?! I don't like lyin' on the floor... unless it's with a beautiful lady..."Sindriss cackled and yelled "LYON!!""YOU STUPID DRAGON!! I'LL SO-Take you out for ice cream! Yes, everyone likes ice cream! Yay! Wanna hear a joke? The savior ran down the football field and scored, and everyone yelled 'JESUS SAVES!!" Flisk decided this was the perfect moment to sneak away like the worm he was. Gorgon lady came back with Dr. Shrinkydinks, the local insane psychologist.
-Hyrule-
But the shampoo bottle didn't care, bubbling over lovingly on the sorcerer. The animate love potion bubbled jealously. Meanwhile, Link decided to confront Ganon."You stole my girlfriend!! So I'm going to kill you!!" So saying, the tight-wearing teenager dumped out his weapons on the floor-a bird-hat that looked half dead, the original drunken Navi, a musical instrument, and the Pebble of No Real Importance. He laughed. "You're scared now, aren't ya?" Somewhere behind Link, a dog barked. No, a...Gwylligi? Zelda's eyes whipped away from her newfound love. "PUPPY!" she screamed and ran towards the three-headed hellhound.
-Grado-
After Sora noticed who he was in the presence of, he sheepishly stepped out of the drawer. "Errr...s-sorry about that." Lyon just waved his hand to show it wasn't a big deal. He dimly realized that being insane wasn't that different from living in this reality at the moment... Ephraim broke the silence by saying "Well, y'all can just sleep in the castle, it's just Lyon and my sisters, no big deal. And all you girls should stay in my room, 'cuz it's reeeally comfy in there..." The fangirls ignored him and swooned over Roxas, because Eirika would murder them if they even thought about approaching her necro. "Great! Thanks! I'm Sora, by the way," the Keybearer introduced himself, climbing out of the drawer. Being the polite person that he was, Lyon would've introduced himself, but Eirika was already dragging him towards their bedroom, ranting about how she needed to relieve her stress through 'happy time.' Ephraim, of course, had no clue what that meant. Knoll sighed, introduced everyone, pointed them towards the guest rooms, then went home and angsted to the 'Tickle Me Emo' plushie Cecilia had bought him.
-Somewhere-
"So this girl can draw stuff and make it happen," Midna said, unimpressed, from the chair she was tied to. "And?" Zant scratched his helmet. "Uh... well, it's apparently useful for SOMETHING..." A fly could be heard buzzing around inside his hollow skull. Suddenly, however, he snapped his fingers. "I REMEMBER!! If she can control reality, she can remake me so I DON'T have a head like a bowling pin! Then, I wouldn't have to work for that boogie-colored guy to earn money for plastic surgery, I wouldn't have to wear a helmet that makes little kids think I'm related to Darth Vader, and YOU would totally start crushing on me!!" He threw back his head and mwhahaha'd. He was such a GENIUS!!
-Somewhere-
Riane decided this was as good a time as any to scoot off and find Nicole, the only sane person here. Nicole looked up disinterestedly from her new book, 'How to Enslave Mankind in Eighty Days.' "Look, shouldn't you go home? Your dad probably wouldn't be too happy to know you were talking with people who wanted to take over the world and massacre humans. Besides, to advance my evil plot, I can't have you around eavesdropping. There's a portal to your home in there." She tilted her head towards a staircase that led downwards. Dripping water could be heard echoing through it, and there were red stains on the steps that looked like blood. "Wow...thanks. Still, I almost feel sorry for you, trapped in this den of idiots." Riane nonetheless turned to the staircase. "Yah, I feel sorry about it too." Screaming something about how he would protect her from any foe, no matter how spooky, Flisk teh chicken flapped after her... but he was so scared, he had his eyes shut, and thus tripped and fell down the stairs... and unto the basilisk. The feathered serpent's death dealing eyes were closed, and the deep rumbling sound coming from it indicated it was asleep. Nicole called down after them. "Don't worry, Cuteypie only eats people I tell him too." Cuteypie curled up tighter, thumped the ground with his tail, and purred.
While this was going, Dr. Shrinkydinks proceeded with the therapy by slapping Fomortiis repeatedly over the head with a ken barbie doll.
-Somewhere-
"Right, yeah, I'd sooo start crushing on you after you turn me into an imp and tie me to a chair," Midna muttered, sarcastic.
Zant giggled. "I KNEW it was a good idea! It makes me really happy to know that you want to date me!" he said, completely oblivious to Midna's sarcasm. Then he heard a barking sound from outside the room. "Nuuuz! IT'S LINK!!" He wailed and ran into a wall, knocking himself out. A toy poodle casually strolled in and barked at the prone figure on the floor.
-Hyrule-
The Gwyllgi licked her hand and rubbed against her legs, its tongues lolling and its tail swishing. Link whined. "Look, I'M a puppy, too!" He turned into a flea-bitten wolf with half his fur missing. Zelda looked at him quizzically. "Hey, if YOU fought monsters all day, you wouldn't look so hot, either." He grumbled. Ganon and Riev then launched their secret weapon-the Wolf-Washer 3000!!
The Gwyllgi snorted, amused. It was not to be harmed, being a three headed demon hound and not a wolf. "Oh YAH?! Well you might have three heads, but I have LICE! ...Wait..." Link suddenly realized that wasn't generally a good thing. Zelda jumped to kiss Ganon, but missed and accidentally kissed Riev instead. And naturally, whenever old people kiss young people, child protection is alerted...
-Grado-
"Err...thanks?" Sora smiled and headed to his room. Ah, wonderful sleep. Unfortunately for Sora, Axel had already taken that room, and was now singing "Burn, baby, burn! BURN, BABY, BURN!" at the top of his lungs while roasting the marshmallows stuck to every spike of his chakrams. "What the--?!" Sora froze. "Great. So where's my room?" The mob of squealing fangirls quickly answered that question as they grabbed Sora and ran for their room.
"You can sleep with ME, Sora!"
"My bed's extra comfy!"
"I'll be your blanket or your pillow!"
"I don't snore, so pick me!!"
As they hurtled around a corner, they nearly crashed into a red haired girl of Sora's age. Kairi looked up, startled, then saw Sora. Her eyes lit up joyfully, and she started to smile... but then her face darkened. "What... were you going to do... with all these girls, Sora-san?" She asked menacingly. A random girl cheered and said "He was going to sleep with us!" An ominous silence fell as everyone realized Kairi could take that in two ways. She opted for the latter, and went beet red. "KAIRI ANGRY!! KAIRI KILLLLL!!" She pulled out a sickle-shaped sword and prepared to smite them ALL!! But then someone yelled "That's Riku's sword! Forget where Sora's been, where have YOU been?!" Kairi flushed even redder. "Um... with Riku... possibly... maybe... unlikely..."
-Somewhere-
Midna lol'd in her chair, legs flailing. "Hahaha! What an idiot!" Vaati walked in, still holding the shampoo bottle. He saw Minda's hat. "Oooh... red wavy stuff." His mouth fell open. Now THAT was a hat!! Namine, in a room some distance down the hall, started drawing a small imp with a funny hat kissing an imp wearing a funny spiked mask often called Majora's mask.
"Red wavy stuff?" Midna mimicked, looking insulted.The shampoo bottle burbled defensively. "Yup. Red wavy stuff, and it's mine now, wench." Being a loser, Vaati grabbed Midna's hat and then kicked her chair over, laughing manically... until he noticed that the chair had landed on a shard of glass, severing the ropes. "Oh. Crap." Zant woke up and threw one of his Zant-sized hissy fit temper tantrums. "She's MY girlfriend!! GO AWAY!!" He roared at Vaati. But the shampoo bottle bubbled over and flung itself into Zant's face.
-Somewhere-
The Ken doll's head fell off. Oops."Out of my hair," Riane growled, almost similar to how a demon would.
Flisk the Brave jumped out of her hair. "Riane, can I rub you're arrrm? Or hold you're haaand?" He asked, smiling in a 3 way.
Dr. Shrinkydink performed several more important rites-cracking an egg on Fomortiis' head, slapping him with a rubber chicken, and putting smiley face stickers on him. Amazingly, this actually worked, and the demon was once more sane and oblivous to the name Lyon. He turned to Nicole and growled. "If you want me to bring you the Stone, then you need to help me..." Nicole considered snubbing the demon, but decided against it. "Alright... I can help you." She said slowly. "I can turn you into a Drake like myself... a shifter. The opposites of Dracanians like Lyon." And as the demon grinned, she did so...
Just as Flisk was about to make his move on Riane, a quiet voice called out of the shadows. "Is that strange animal bothering you?"
-Hyrule-
They burst in, caught Riev in a net, and hauled him away. The Gwyllgi cheered. Link was unable to stop himself, and threw on pink cheerleader clothes and started dancing. He froze as he remembered who else was there. The Gwyllgi was literally howling with laughter. Link was so embarrassed that he put Ezlo on and pulled him down over his face. The hat's eyes widened. "Hey, when you put me on, where exactly IS your head in my anatomy?" At THAT disturbing thought, Link whipped off the bird. Again the Gwyllgi laughed. Why wouldn't it stop?!
"It's OBVIOUSLY because it swallowed a clown!" Link chortled at his brilliance and leaned inside the demondog's mouth to check it out... and no, it, not 'It.'
-Somewhere-Midna smirked. "Hah! See ya, losers! And I'm taking that Namine girl with me!" With that, she vanished in a shower of darkness. Namine, blissfully oblivious to what was going on, suddenly froze. She had just realized something. If she drew Roxas and herself... in a bedroom... together...
She lunged for her crayons.
Midna slipped in and watched over her shoulder. "Mmm, that guy looks nice." Namine jumped at the sudden noise and quickly bent over the picture she'd been drawing, which showed Roxas with his jacket open and pants slightly unzipped. "W-who are you?"
