-Grado-
"I wasn't going to sleep with them! And what the heck happened to Riku?" Sora burst. "N-nothing... nothing happened between me and Riku! It's not like... I wouldn't..." Kairi turned and ran, nearly trampling Leon and his teddy bear, Snuffles. "Hey! Kairi, watch that kid!" Sora turned. "Sorry about that..." A pause. "Would all fangirls present please LEAVE ME BE?!" All the fangirls slunk away, leaving the one fanboy, who was pasty white and didn't have a nose. Lyon stuck his head out of his bedroom and yelled "Not near Leon, you don't!" and Naglfar'd him. A random writer yelled "I don't think that's a proper verb!!"
-Somewhere-
"Yes he is," Riane replied nonchalantly. "Why?"
"Because I thought you might want help removing him. I hate seeing weird people like that stalking innocent girls." The person who had spoken stepped forward into the dim light from the open door at the top of the staircase. He was a human, a bit taller than Riane, and appeared about a year older. He was thin, but in an athletic way, with muscle hidden just underneath the surface. His long, slightly spiky hair was as black as a raven's wing on a moonless night, and pulled back with a golden clasp into a ponytail. He wore an unzipped black leather jacket over a white undershirt, and had black jeans, as well. A cross hung on a thin golden chain around his neck. Despite his appearance, he promoted a sense of safety and kindness rather than fear. He looked at Riane with clear, pale blue eyes, and smiled. Flisk fell over and moaned. Was THIS his competition for Riane's affection?! "She's miiiii-" he started to whine, but a look from the stranger silenced him. "My name is Seth."
Riane blinked a few times. "The same name as Carrot Head McFuckwit?"
Seth cursed himself mentally. Shiiit. So much for his grand entrance. "Um... sadly, yes. Which is why I'm having my name legally changed to Otis..." Flisk spotted the sword strapped to the blademaster's side, cringed, and reviewed his foolproof ways to take down his new arch enemy...
1. Lie.
2. Cheat.
3. Bite.
If you lose...
1. Grovel.
2. Beg.
3. 'Worm squirm.'
"Otis? Why not something, maybe a little more dark sounding? Or just plain cool?" Riane suggested. "You don't look much like an Otis."
"But the name Otis is a spoil-Mmph. Um... maybe you're right... Uh... what about Ezekiel? What did you have in mind?" Flisk turned into a pony and neighed indignantly. Riane was HIS!!
-Grado-
"Your rescuer." Midna made a warp point in the ceiling. "Come on, you'll be free as a bird!"
"Yay!!" Namine scooped up her Roxas plushie and drawing materials, and they teleported away.
It was indeed fortunate, or perhaps unfortunate, for them to find their way to Grado Keep. As if it needed any more guests!
Lyon resisted the urge to curl up in the fetal position and whimper. WHERE WERE THEY ALL COMING FROM?! Namine looked around without much interest... until she saw Roxas-san!! Midna simply floated off to retrieve a marshmallow, leaving the lovebirds to their room.
-Hyrule-
CHOMP!The Gwyllgi grinned at the now headless Link.
Zelda froze. "YOU KILLED MY SLAVE!! NUUUZ!!"
At this, the Gwyllgi's smiles vanished, and it whimpered.
"He'll be -hic- fine!" Navi giggled.
-Ten hours and lots of duck tape later-
"I don't feel so goooood..." Link groaned, his taped head bobbing wildly.
-Grado-
"...That was weird," Sora commented, staring down at the fanboy before stepping on his face with his colossal shoes. "Maybe you better not hang out by me..."
Kairi ran in a bedroom and slammed the door. How could she tell Sora what she'd done? Riku had eaten all her ho-ho's AND tried hitting on her, so it was only natural that she summon a full-sized Dumbo to run over him a few times!! She was very embarrassed and didn't want to tell Sora, but if she didn't, then he'd think she had been cheating on him! Kairi burst into tears, and Axel, whose room it was, offered her a marshmallow.
-Somewhere-
"Shut up horse," she said to the side, before turning back to the other. "I've heard a few good names...like, er, Riku?" she suggested.Poor Riane. That name was already taken. "That's cool, but I already saw some white-haired kid with huge feet who was named that." Seth kun Otis kun Riku2 replied. "What about Lucian? That sounds dark."
"Lucian! Yes! That's it!"
"Lucian it is, then. Now, would you like me to escort you out?" He said, bowing slightly and then offering Riane his hand. Flisk fumed with rage.
-Grado-
"Marshmallow?" A random Gorgon popped down from the ceiling, snatching it. "Mine!"
An hour later, Lyon and Eirika ran out of their bedroom, looking ticked. A bael hid behind a pot of flowers and hoped it wouldn't be noticed. It was. "What are all these monsters doing here?!" Lyon snarled as a gorgon slithered by, eating a marshmallow. The reason was Crazy Hand, actually. He didn't want to be a fuckwit at his brother's mansion anymore-no, he'd make his OWN fighter training mansion out of this castle, and be MR.FUCKWIT!! The hand signed languaged laughter. "No, this is MY castle!!" Eirika shrieked and threw a turnip at the twitching hand, who then made a very naughty finger sign.
-Somewhere-
Riane smiled sweetly--and not the "sweet" before she chops your head off in a fury. Genuine sweetness. "Oh, thank you!"
Flisk made gagging noises, but was ignored like stupid people generally are. The intelligent people, meanwhile, walked forward and through the shimmering portal back into Grado.
"Nuuuz! Wait for me, my lil' turtle dove!" Flisk screamed and dove through seconds before the gateway closed. Then the three were greeted with the chaos that was currently Grado Keep...
-Hyrule-
The Gwyllgi had since fallen asleep with its farthest left head in Zelda's lap.
Sadly, this peace could not last long, for on the horizon... what was it? A mass of blue and black and white... it was... it was... -GASPETH- THE PENGUINS AND WALRUSES OF THE MELTING ANTARTIC, COME TO TAKE OVER HYRULE!! NUUUZ!!
Lute looked away from Dingledorf, annoyed. Hyrule was hers, silly animals!
Evidently, as the animals fell in a waiting Bottomless Pit of Doom(TM).
"Yesss!" Lute clapped her hands in delight. At that moment, Artur walked over. "Oh, there you are, monkey."
"Lute... I'm a monk, not a monkey!"
"Do not argue with the prodigy." Lute snuggled against her favorite primate.
Ganondorf gave in to his feminine side and cuddled the three-headed dog. Then, however, Fluffy the cerberus from Hogwarts came over to sniff the gwyllgi, and it was love at first sight.
-Grado-
Ah, if only Riane were present. Such a hand would be dead in a heartbeat for making that sign. Alas, there was no Riane to be found.Maybe chucking that Revenant would do something.
"Oh... I wonder if the search parties have found Riane yet?" Lyon said worriedly while his wife threw on an Amazon warrior outfit and chucked the revenant at the insane hand, screaming bloody battle cries. Seth ran in and whacked his chest like a gorilla, which made Margie happy. Soren and Vaati finally made their entrance. The minish turned enquiringly to the other mage. "You're part Laguz, right? So what type of animal can you turn into?"
"...My father was of the cat tribe."
"Oooh, a cute wittle kitty-cat? How wundaful! Would da kitty like some mil-"
Soren uppercutted Vaati and sent him flying.
The shampoo bottle would have chuckled darkly if it could have.
"Whose side are you ON?!" Vaati wailed as he rubbed his bruised chin. Fangirls saw Soren AND Vaati and screamed. "KAWAII!!!"
"Oh crap."
"...Sigh..."
