Peach and Daisy have just defeated the first of the many enemies that they will have to face on their journey.

"When are we gonna get there Peach," Daisy whined.

"We'll get there when we get there Daisy so stop asking!!!" Peach replied. The princesses were frustrated and hungry from walking. They had also fought and defeated three more pokeys as they walked. "Daisy, why'd you have to be such a ditz? You forgot to pack food."

"Of course I didn't forget to pack food I put it in the backpacks. Then I left the backpacks on my bed so that when we left for the desert we wouldn't forget them...Oh wait we've already left...Wow I guess I am a ditz. How could I forget them? I also added the map I found in the envelope Bowser sent us. I think he was sending it to his commander for their battle plans. It was the map of the desert."

"DAISY, YOU DITZ!!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WE HAD A MAP!!! NOW HOW'R WE GOING TO FIND MARIO!!!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to forget. I guess I wasn't thinking. I was thinking about the date with Luigi last week at the Parmesan Palace. Wow they've got a heck of a fettuccini alfredo. Man, did it taste good!!! They had all paratroopas serving the food with a huge block of parmesan cheese, and a shredder. You just had to say that you wanted cheese, and BAM they'd..."

"Daisy, shut up about the cheese thing. How is it helping us save the Mario Bros.?"

"Ya know... I don't know. I guess I'll shut up though."

"Thank you Daisy...Thank you!!!"

"Ooh look it's a star shaped button on the ground. Can I push it? Please!!!"

"I guess so, but be ready to run. You don't know what could happen." Daisy takes her parasol and pushes the button. She obviously couldn't do it herself because the button was dirty. Once she pressed it a huge saloon front folded up in front of them as if it was made from paper (Paper Mario.) "Wow it's the Dry Bones Saloon. I read about it in my trusty "Best Date Places" book. It's supposed to have great food, dancing, and very cheap prices."

"Wow, for once your dim-wittedness helped us out. Thanks Daisy!!!"

What will Peach and Daisy find in the Dry Bones Saloon? Will it help or hoard them. Find out in the next exciting chapter of Peach vs. Daisy. I hope that you readers out there are beginning to relate to the characters. I know I am and I'm the one writing. Peach vs. Daisy chapter five will be out soon, and I hope all of you will read it. Thanks for reading! Rock on Y'all!!!

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