Os- first of all I wanna say...
OMFGOOGLE!
xD
ok, sorry my lovely Smoothie-chan, I was very sidetracked by cheesepuffys!
mmmmmmm...
cheesepuffys!
xD;
Disclaimer- I dont own Furuba..blah blah blah...
...yo!
It had been almost an hour since I slipped the happy pill into Yuki's drink. Hatori had come to make sure Yuki wasn't dieing… and that's it. Yuki was practically crying and Kyo was still laughing. Who knew that pill cold affect the neko so much? I walked up the stairs after putting my plate in the sink and found Shigure and Hatori outside the bathroom talking. They had said they were going somewhere with Ayame that night so I was thinking it was him in the bathroom. For the third time in a day and a half I got an idea.
"Hello guys!" I said, walking happily up to the two.
"Hello…" they stated simultaneously, then returned to their conversation.
I giggled then made Shigure look at me again.
"Which do you prefer: Lemon or Lime?" I asked, liking where that question would lead to in my fantasy world.
"Le-lemon?" Hatori asked me, his eyebrows knitting together.
"What are you talking about Alex-san?"(a/n my name! yes it's ugly, so stfu! XDD) Shigure asked me curiously. I was surprised he didn't know. With all his writing experience and all. –cough-withporn-cough-
"I mean what do you like better: Lemon or lime? Golly G you people are as slow as my aunt when she eats too much bread!" I rambled.
"I guess Lemon…" Hatori stated apathetically, shrugging his shoulders.
I grinned at him and said: "I hoped you would!"
Two minutes later I was locking Hatori, Shigure, and Ayame in the room…with me.
"Have fun! NOW!" I ordered, looking at the three of them sitting together on Shigure's bed. They were glaring at me, well ok, Hatori was glaring at me. Shigure and Ayame were bouncing up and down, but that's not the point! The point is I was going to see, hear, and…(no other sense is appropriate for this sentence) yaoi in action!
"I want to Ha'ri, let us!" Ayame said, still bouncing.
"Yeah, me too!" Shigure agreed.
"Ohoh me too!" I yelled out randomly, which made all three of them look at me strangely.
"For the love of donkeys! You people take things wayyyyyy too seriously!" I said throwing my hands in the air and walking to the door.
"I'll be right back…don't go anywhere…as if you could!" I muttered, laughing evilly.
I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen, pulling out the thing I bought at the store for this little experiment, I unwrapped it and walked back up the stairs. When I walked back into the room Hatori and Ayame were having a heated argument. Something about mommies and seahorses. I laughed quietly to myself then walked over to where Shigure was and handed him the thing.
"What am I susposed to do with this?" he asked, holding it up.
"'Gure-san don't be so dense, you stick it in-"
"Ayame, what are you doi-"
"What does it look like I'm doing? It looks rather delicious so I'm just going to put it in my mou-"
"Don't be such a selfish person! Share, share!"
I stood in the corner staring at the scene in front of me. This was crazy…or so I thought because right then Hatori stuck the thing in his mouth and started chewing. Ayame and Shigure stared at him for a moment before jumping on top of him and tried to steal the thing from his mouth. Just like I planned, I thought evilly then sat down.
"Haaaaaaa'riiiiiiii!" Ayame whined, tugging on the thing with all his might.
"Isssssssh myneeeee!" Hatori slurred, trying to get away from the two thing stealers.
Don't make us rape you Tori-san!" Shigure threatened, straddling him. Ayame joined in the straddle and smiled.
"Yeah! Don't make us!" He agreed, finally letting go of the thing.
All that was going through my mind was "Imma witness raaaaape, imma witness raaaaape!" I was one happy camper. All of the sudden, Shigure started kissing Hatori with force. Her pulled back with a little piece of the thing in his mouth, then started chewing on it. I ran and hid I the closet. Something told me my virgin eyes wouldn't be able to handle what was about to happen.
2 hours later
My eyes were going to bleed any second. They were still going at it, well I guess three people means 3 times the sex action but still…I totally loved it. Every now and then you'd hear moaning and grunting, from a different person each time. I was even starting to think like a pervert. The thing was long discarded, and I was very happy that my plan had worked. I found that someone had just climaxed and I shook my head. I really was going to be scared for life after this. I leaned against the wall and closed my eyes, hoping they would be done soon.
1 day later
…
Jkjk!
XD
I was free! They finally got tired and crashed, so I snuck out and went into the room I was staying in. Kyo and Yuki walked in with wide eyes.
"What has happened for the past fe-"
"Don't be stupid, stupid! Didn't you hear!"
"Shut up! I wasn't asking you!"
"Well maybe you should have, you could learn something."
"Guys! It was all the thing's fault! Blame it!" I yelled, shrugging my shoulders after.
"The thing?" Yuki asked. I smiled at him and Kyo before saying,
"Well, chocolate is an aphrodisiac!"
Os- for all you "slow special"(thats me! xD) people out there, the thing
is a chocolate bar.
I was thinking about food (and cheese) so I couldnt think of anything overly sexual for all you little pervs.
REPRESENT!
xD
joking joking (n.n)
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NOW
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